Chapter Thirty-Five: Saru-Ouji (First Person: Junior, courtesy of Red) -- FF:FWC

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Date Posted: 15:31:29 05/12/03 Mon
Author: Red Angel, who can't believe he's doing this for his little brother...
Subject: Chapter Thirty-Five: Saru-Ouji (First Person: Junior, courtesy of Red)

I'm gonna kill Luis.

I'm serious. I'm gonna kill him. Me and Sephiroth, here.

"Master Nelson, why must I carry you like this?"

"Because I can't fly," I tell him. Seth's a clone. I made him using some of my hair, like all the others. Following him are Goku (from DBZ), Goku (from Gensomaden Sayuki), Son Son (from a really old Capcom game) and Monkey (from One Piece) in my mom's car.

She doesn't know it's gone.

****
[Added by Red]

Back at the house, Ms. Gonzalez is screaming her lungs out.

"WHERE'S JUNIOR!?! AND WHERE THE HELL'S MY CAR TO FIND THAT LITTLE CABRONITO?!?"

[Sorry, Junior. I had to throw that in. ^_^ ~Red]
*****
I have an army of monkeys! And together, we'll kill Luis for leaving us! Wait. It's not his fault.

It's Amanda's.

Yeah! If she's dead, then Alex and Luis have no reason to go to Peach-Land, U.S.A. I'll kill Amanda! Yea!

"Sephiroth, change of plans! Kill the blonde girl!"

"Yes, master." I let my tail out and put on my gloves. The prince of all monkeys, Menace of Wu-Kung, will make the blonde suffer!
*****

[RED: Okay, who taught him Chinese?
IGGY!: I never thought he woulda picked up on it so fast! He's only eight!
(Junior laughs.)]

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That's it, now I REALLY have to slaughter him. The only one here who gets to kill onna-Apeface is ME! (NT) -- J. T., 18:15:12 05/12/03 Mon
- (Junior whispers into his ear) He says you're next, Magnus. (More whispering) And to add insult to decapitaion, he says your blood will mingle with Amanda's on his sword. (NT) -- Menace, care of Red Angel (unfortunately...), 07:12:12 05/13/03 Tue
  - Anytime he thinks he'll survive the attempt, send him on down here... (NT) -- J. T., 10:17:35 05/13/03 Tue
    - He's on his way. "I'll gift-wrap him." ^_^ (NT) -- Iggy! is hungry. Anybody got $5?, 15:29:57 05/13/03 Tue
      - I'll sharpen my blade. (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, 15:59:57 05/13/03 Tue
Monkey from One Piece? As in Monkey D. Luffy, the one that ate the cursed Gum Gum fruit? Just asking out of curiosity, now that I actually might have a clue what's going on thanks to the fact that local area supermarkets (believe it or not) now carry Shonen Jump... (NT) -- Star S., 19:02:44 05/12/03 Mon
- Lucky you... (NT) -- J. T., 19:12:20 05/12/03 Mon
- Yes. Actually, the translation of his name is wrong. Monkey is his last name. (NT) -- Red "Suscribed to Nihongo Weekly Jump" Angel, 06:18:58 05/13/03 Tue
  - *shrugs* Okay, well, just wanted to make sure that I was visualizing the correct character. (NT) -- Star S., 10:05:46 05/13/03 Tue
Too bad for you, As her arch-nemesis in the MSTing world, I happen to know that Mrs. Apeface is NOT a natual blonde. ^_^ (NT) -- Jay Magnus, Captain, Anime Star NX-2992, 08:21:56 05/24/03 Sat
- From Amanda: "(Pouts) I used to be. Then I turned 11." (NT) -- Eldarian, 15:59:03 10/28/03 Tue

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