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Date Posted: 02:56:23 09/15/05 Thu
Author: fizz
Subject: Disturbing

My Tuesday night sitting happily in front of Skye Sports News was ruined when I made the fatal error of getting up from my seat to get a tinny. To the fairer sex such a short journey can hardly be inconvenienced by extending it that bit further, out the door, down the stairs and along a couple of streets to the garage for a pint of milk "for my Choco Hoops (TM) for breakfast". Recognising a hopeless situation I donned jacket and faced up to the cold blustery night to retrieve the Hoops perfect partner.

Upon leaving said Garage imagine the shock to my system when faced with what at first appeared to be some dated extra from Saturday Night Fever complete in blocky white and blue checked shirt topped off by a purple tie which seemed determined to cram in a myriad of colours into its web of sin. Such an image shocked me to the core, even the till operator looked dazzled, until I recognised the shiny face peering out from the mesh of colours. I really wish you would buy your own shirts rather than leave it up to MC Hammer Jaf!

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