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Date Posted: 16:50:51 03/12/08 Wed
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Riverstream & Streamflyer
's message, "An Unnamed Parody" on 16:47:56 03/12/08 Wed
In a newly rebuilt Kotir.
Verdauga is chatting on his cell phone with Martin, while Tsarmina and Gingivere are watching TV. {Maybe I should say fighting.} The TV is currently set on wildcat basketball.
Tsarmina: Give me the control, you brat! ** Snatches the control from Gingivere and switches it to Disney.**
Gingivere: I don't watch Hannah Montana!!
Tsarmina: I don't watch stupid basketball, either!!
** Tsarmina jumps at Gingivere, and he jumps at her. They roll around in a screeching furball.
Verdauga: Sorry, friend. I have a commotion to deal with. I'll be back in a minute.
Martin: It's okay. ** Rolls eyes** It's Tsarmina again?
Verdauga: ** Strides over and pulls them apart.** Now, you two! What have I told you about fighting? Tsarmina, you aren't bullying your brother again, are you?
Gingivere: She is! I was watching the TV, and she came over and snatched the control from me!
Tsarmina: I did not, you little liar! You were the one that snatched it from me!
Gingivere: I did not!
Tsarmina: Did too!
Gingivere: Liar yourself! I did not!
Tsarmina: Why, you little.. I'll call you a liar all right! I'll rip you apart! ** Leaps at him**
**Gingivere dodges, but not fast enough. Tsarmina lands on him and starts to scratch him.**
Gingivere: Waargh! Help! She's murdering me!
Verdauga: ** Jumps on Tsarmina, and pulls her off of Gingivere.** Tsarmina Greeneyes! That is enough! Go to your room, and no supper, or TV for three days!
Tsarmina: ** Stomps off to her room and slams the door.**
Gingivere: Hah! Tsarmina gotta go to bed.
Verdauga: And you, son, go to your room and no supper for you either!
Gingivere: Waah! Not fair! I didn't do anything!
Verdauga: You heard me, son. To your room!
Gingivere: ** Bounds over to his room and closes the door.**
Verdauga: ** Goes over to his seat and picks up the cell phone, and speaks into it.** Martin? You still there?
Martin: Yeah, I'm here. From what I heard in there, it sounds like it was a big fight.
Verdauga: Right, it was. The kids and their TV.
Martin: Hmmm. I understand. Now, back to business. We were talking about a get- together with your family and the CORIM.
Verdauga: Uh-hu. We were. When can you come over?
Martin: How about tomorrow?
Verdauga: Sure!
Martin: All right! Six o'clock tommorow night. Gotcha! ** Hangs up.**
Verdauga:** Closes his cell phone.** Hmm. Good thing that that argument is over. Oh, well. Time for dinner. ** Starts preparing dinner for himself.**
What Verdauga doesn't know is that he forgot to lock the door that connects Tsarmina and Gingivere's rooms....
WHY ON EARTH IS VERDAUGA TALKING TO MARTIN?
WHY DID I START WRITING THIS PARODY?
WILL TSARMINA AND GINGIVERE KILL EACH OTHER?
Find out next episode!
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