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Neela & Bronte
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Date Posted: 17:40:38 11/28/11 Mon
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I thought we should try a new forum game to keep the Laughing Place going while the parodists are writing new episodes.
I wrote these a few months ago and never got around to posting them:
- I am no longer allowed to sing in minor key while everybeast else sings in major key, or vice versa, as it throws all of the other singers off.
- The sword of Martin the Warrior is not a cake slicer, walking staff, timber axe, music baton, or an appropriate substitute in “Spin the Bottle”.
- I am no longer allowed to paint murals on the walls without explicit condition, no matter how easily the paint washes off. Additionally, I am no longer granted this permission from dibbuns or drunken groups of abbey beasts in the cellars.
- In the highly likely event of an attack on the Abbey, I am no longer allowed to wrangle money or minions from the foebeasts by selling them cheese, wine, or dancing lessons.
- I am no longer allowed to speak to anybeast as if I am a role-playing character, nor am I allowed to speak in the third person about myself.
- As long as I am not a hare, I am no longer allowed to imitate the speech mannerisms of the hares at Salamandastron, no matter how good I am at it.
- That being said, I am also no longer allowed to imitate moles, sea-faring beasts, or Northerners if I am not, in fact, a mole, sea-faring beast, or Northerner, respectively speaking.
- I am no longer allowed to sing the “Hedgehog Song”, the “Badger Song”, or any other inappropriate or annoying song depicting animals. I am especially no longer allowed to teach the lyrics to the dibbuns and younger beasts.
- I am no longer allowed to give the dibbuns caffeine.
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Is anyone interested in playing? If so, add some of your own! It's a lot of fun!
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