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Subject: Episode 5 Inside, note, I did not get to use Neela and Songwind. They just didn't fit in what I was doing. Episode 6 will fit them perfectly.


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Riv & Riana
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Date Posted: 15:18:22 03/13/09 Fri
Author Host/IP: pool-72-95-111-77.ptldme.east.myfairpoint.net/72.95.111.77
In reply to: Riverstream & Streamflyer 's message, "An Unnamed Parody" on 16:47:56 03/12/08 Wed

Episode 5

In the control station.....



Riv: Riana, where are you you little dirty... awful rotten.....

Riana: tee hee! ** slowly inches hose forward, and gets ready to......**

Riv: YAAPHWSSTTTTSSSSTTTTTYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**.... turn the nozzle...**

Is that any easier to understand? No? How much of an idiot are you, my reader? Where did or where ARE you going to school? Well, this time.. Riv got blasted by a soaking cascade of water that came flying out... and soaked both her and the donut she had been munching on.

Donut: I'm soaked!
Riv: ** spits out water** obviously, you crazy food thing! ** throws in the direction of the water blast**
Donut: HHHHEEEELLLLLPPPP! Don't throw me! It was bad enough being munched on by you.. Riv! ** flies through the air at Riana **
Riana: ** turns on hose and water sprays everywhere... AGAIN....... **


Now....
In Gingivere's bedroom, where, as you might chance to recall, Tsarmina is supposedly murdering her brother........ but wait a minute!! No! If she's murdering her brother I should call the police! She can't be murdering her brother. Let's say... she's ASSAULTING her brother. But wait... no! I'd still have to call the police... um.. oh bother! Forget it. Maybe you can explain. No wait, I forgot. You're an idiot. I said so before. Go away, you're confusing me.

Well, who cares anyway?


Tsarmina is currently er... tackling Gingivere.

Tsarmina: I will get you, you ... never mind! You are the only thing in my way to ruling the world!
Gingivere: AAUUUGGGHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh ** trying desperately to reach the radio, while flicking the volume switch up....
Tsarmina: ** keeps ranting ** I haaaaatttteee you! I will destroy you and become queen of the world.. me, only me! Mwahhaahhhaaa.....except for you, idiot! You, I will kill you. You will suffer the death of a million marshmallow fluffballs!

Gingivere: **rolls eyes, and manages to turn the radio on.**


A wall of sound blasts through the room, ironically playing...... The future queen of the world! (I made that up).

Tsarmina staggers backward, then starts dancing to the tune, moving in a.. wildcat way? (duh!)

Gingivere seizes his chance and darts out of the open door to Tsarmina's room, and out her room.


** A time capsule suddenly appears, and out steps an otter, Bronte..**

Bronte: ** bangs into Gingivere.** YOOOWWCCH! Gerroff, wildcat. Please?? ** Puppy dog eyes**
Gingivere: Shh... **points at Tsarmina**
Bronte: ** sees Tsarmina ** AAAAAHHHHH! THAT IS A TWILIGHT FANGIRL!! GET HER AWAY FROM ME, FAST!!! Oh, and do you have any scented stickers?
Gingivere: Whaa?? ..
Bronte: Bye! See ya, I gotta hide...

** Bronte dashes out of the room, out of all the rooms, and comes slamming into the room where the party is currently going on (actually, some party!)**

Riv: Mwaahhaahhaa....

Annoyinghugestrangevoicethatgetsyelledat:DO NOT INSULT THE PARTY AND THE PEOPLE IN THE PARODY!!

SHUT UP!! GO AWAY! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE! I'LL KILL YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I-..


EXTREMELYAnnoyinghugestrangevoicethatgetsyelledat: JUST GET ON WITH THE PARODY!!

Er, well... **coughcough**

Riana: He does have a point, you know..

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT... HERE WE GO.

Lady Amber: HELLOOOO?? Information please?? WHAT IS GOING ON.???
Bronte: **comes dashing in and slams headfirst into Martin, trampling his head** Oh, whoops.. did I just do something bad? If I did, you can get rid of my scented stickers... actually no, you can't do that.
Gonff: Hey, can we party now? Where's the cake and confetti??
Lady Amber: I know I'm ignorant, but not as much as you, Mr. Blockhead Gonff....

Riana: Hey, actually, considering the situation, a head of blocks would be good to hit Riv with..

GO AWAY! YOU'RE IN A DIFFERENT SCENE!!


WHY DO I ALWAYS USE CAPS LOCK?
WHEN WILL I GET THE OTHER CHARACTERS IN?? (Note, I only got to use Bronte, the other two just didn't fit in for this scene.. I think they'll be perfect for Episode 6, though)
WHAT HAPPENS TO THE DOUGHNUT?

You'll find out..

If you stay tuned for Episode 6!!!

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Ha! I loved it! Bronte was great! I just hope that the other helpers that I saw are in future ones. (Neela would be good for accidental explosions, since she often causes them herself.) :) (NT)Neela & Bronte20:51:20 03/13/09 Fri


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