| Subject: Episode 7 up... Neela is here now. FYI: I wrote this all in study hall, surrounded by crazy people. So beware. Will try to get next one up soon. |
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Date Posted: 13:43:43 03/03/10 Wed
Author Host/IP: pool-72-73-106-74.ptldme.east.myfairpoint.net/72.73.106.74
In reply to:
Riverstream & Streamflyer
's message, "An Unnamed Parody" on 16:47:56 03/12/08 Wed
Currently, we are in.......................................................................................................................................................... guess where!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, guess, I know you can do it! No, wait, you can't. You're an idiot, I said so before. So go away before your idiotness passes on to my brain.
EXTREMELYEXTREMELYEXTREMELYannoyinghugestrangevoicethatgetsyelledatby Rivandseemstoalwaystrytomovetheparodyon: Forward March!!!!! No, wait, that's the wrong place. You're not traveling, you're being silly! On with the stupid parody!
Verdaugua, Tsarmina, Gingivere, Martin, Bella, Gonff, Moles, Otters, Squirrels, Lady Amber, Riana, Riv, Donut, Smacking Cushion, Control Panel, Control Panel Mechanic, and Bronte: Shut Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXTREMELYEXTREMELYEXTREMELYannoyinghugestrangevoicethatgetsyelledatby Rivandseemstoalwaystrytomovetheparodyon: Okkkk.......................... I'll shut up.
Verdaugua, Tsarmina, Gingivere, Martin, Bella, Gonff, Moles, Otters, Squirrels, Lady Amber, Riana, Riv, Donut, Smacking Cushion, Control Panel, Control Panel Mechanic, and Bronte: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **Uncontrollablelaughingandcongratulationsbeingoverjoyedhappyandstrangelyhappyagain.**
Tsarmina: ** Still dancing and singing along with the music...** Who is that little mouse who thinks I'm a Twilight fangirl? He deserves to die!
Everybody else: **Ignoring her**
Tsarmina: HELLO?
Lady Amber: I'll answer you if you tell me what is going on here!!
Tsarmina: Well......... first of all: you are currently in--
BAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM KAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOM..... BAAAAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG.......whoooooooooosssssssssshhhhhh
** Total silence **
Can you understand that sound now? Haven't you idiots been reading my parody long enough to understand the disjointed, discordant, disorganized, dreadful noises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you're really dumb, but still!!!!!!! Anyone out there have a brain? No? Then you can't read this parody anymore. Go away!!!!!!
Now that they're gone, I can show my real, crazy personality!! Mwahaahhaaa..
** A bolt of silver light streaks down, turning into an otter as it hits the floor. **
Unidentifiedotterwhoseemstohavesomethingtodowiththepreviousexplosion: Hi, I'm Neela! I trust none of you were hurt by my experiment?
** No one answers **
Neela: ** Sigh ** None of them ever work.. my last try accidentally blew up a donut factory nearby, killing many of my favorite foods.
Donut: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Not the donut factory! ** Weeping uncontrollably, he clings to Neela's legs. ** Please, tell me! How many died? Please!
Neela: ** disentangles herself from Donut ** Um.. well..I.. I'm really sorry.. but..................................................................................(anextremelylongpauseinwhichdthedonutbecomesmorehystericalandneelalooksmoreguilty)
Donut: WELLLLLLLL????????
Gingivere: ** walks over to Tsarmina and shuts music off ** Shut up! I want to hear this.
Tsarmina: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you destroyed the music! NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Neela: Well, Donut, I'm really sorry, but.... I think..
Lady Amber: What is going on‽
Moles: ** Start singing "Geraldine" in deep voices **
Verdagua: I never should have invited these people over anyway. Who knew an innocent get-together dinner could turn out like this?
Gonff: Wheeeeee! I like spinning in random circles!
Everyone: ** Stops what they're doing and glares at him **
Gonff: ** Suddenly self conscious ** Err.. heheh.. nothing going on over here...
Neela: No, Donut, seriously, well, I'm really sorry but.......
Donutwhoisabouttolosehistemper: WELLLLLLL?????
Tsarmina: You destroyed the music!! Nooo! Die imbecile! ** Tackles Gingivere**
Gingivere: Yaarrgh!
Moles: ** Continue singing **
Lady Amber: I give up!
Verdagua: ** Moaning, holding his head in his hands ** Me too!
Riana: ** Contemplating her next prank **
Riv: Mwahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. this is absolutely perfect! Perfect!! (Insertadjectivedescribingachillinglyevillaughhere _________________)
WHAT HAPPENED TO RIV'S ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES?
WILL NEELA EVER TELL DONUT THE TRUTH?
SINCE WHEN WAS GONFF SELF CONSCIOUS?
None of these things will be answered, but stay tuned for Episode 8!
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