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Subject: Episode 8 inside.. hope you like it.


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Riv&Riana
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Date Posted: 17:16:24 05/26/10 Wed
Author Host/IP: pool-72-65-109-159.ptldme.east.myfairpoint.net/72.65.109.159
In reply to: Riverstream & Streamflyer 's message, "An Unnamed Parody" on 16:47:56 03/12/08 Wed

** Skippingtheopeningspielaboutwherewecurrentlyarebecause 1) Because of the EXTREMELYEXTREMELYEXTREMELYannoyinghugestrangevoicethatgetsyelledatby Rivandseemstoalwaystrytomovetheparodyon, 2) Because I felt like it!, and 3) Because I'm boredandrunningoutoftimeinstudyhall. **

EXTREMELYEXTREMELYEXTREMELYannoyinghugestrangevoicethatgetsyelledatby Rivandseemstoalwaystrytomovetheparodyon: Awwww... I have nothing to yell at in a large, bold, italic font today. Booohoooo!

Riana: Tough luck!

Tsarmina: **Tackling Gingivere** Give me back the music! Do it now!

Gingivere: Never!!!!

Gonff: **Hiding in a corner with an iPod shuffle after he suddenly became self conscious**

Neela: Well, Donut, you see, what happened was this: **Shifts uneasily**

Donut: Well, tell me!!!

Moles: ** Have finished singing Geraldine and begin to back uneasily away from Kotir after noticing the chaos**

Otters and Squirrels: ** Explaining to Lady Amber** Well, basically, there's this insane otter who belongs to the author up in a control panel, and..

Let's check out that insaneotterwhobelongstotheauthorwhoisupinacontrolpanel..

Riv: **Still up in the control panel trying to fix her smacking cushion and ignoring the control panel.** Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh you stupid thing! Work!!!
Smacking Cushion: We are sorry to inform you that your newly added smacking cushion has just been broken. Please return to manufacturer for repair. We are sorry to inform you that your newly added smacking cushion has just been broken. Please return to manufacturer for repair. We are sorry to inform you that--

Riv: SHUT UP YOU EVIL LITTLE THING! I get the message! **Begins pounding the smacking cushion with a sledgehammer**

Smacking Cushion: We are sorry to **extremelylongpauseinwhichseveralofthecushion'sinternalmechanismsbreak** coughsplutter, inform you that your newly added smacking cushion has been **more snapping noises** broken beyond repair. See manufacturer for ..cough.. a refund.

Riv: Mwahaaaahaa take that you evil thing! Mwahaaahaahaaaahaaaaaaa--aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Did you understand that? No? Oh, I forgot, you're an idiot. But for those of you intelligent peoples, you may have noticed that my parody is ruled by unintelligible, spluttering noises. Anyway, to explain that? I'm going to leave it to your imagination. So have fun figuring that out!

Just kidding! Actually, that was Riana throwing a heavy head made of blocks at Riv.

Riana: **Throws a heavy head made of blocks at Riv** Mwahaaaaa.. I finally found that head of blocks! Mwahaaa

Riv: **Lying on the ground holding her head** Just you wait, Riana. I'll get you yet. This is sooooo NOT OVER.

Riana: **Runs off laughing maniacally.**

Now, we are back to visit.... **dramatic music inserted here** Neela and the donut!

Donut: **Loses his temper completely and snaps his fingers.**

Immediately, Neela is blasted by a wall of cold water.

Neela: ** AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........ **

The wall of water vanishes.

Donut: Would you like to tell me now?

Neela: **Gasping** Yes! I'll tell you anything! Just get it away! Please!

Donut: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

WHERE DID RIANA GET A HEAD OF BLOCKS?
WHAT IS NEELA TALKING ABOUT?
WHY DO I CONTINUALLY ASK YOU THESE STUPID QUESTIONS YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWERS TO?

Stay tuned for Episode 9, where the hysteria continues!

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Great episode! I would totally get a Smacking Cushion. It would save a lot of spine damage on my Smacking Books. Riv's seams to be a bit faulty, though... (NT)Neela & Bronte10:37:07 05/28/10 Fri
Re: Episode 8 inside.. hope you like it.Nixie (Yay!)06:39:35 05/29/10 Sat


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