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GB (Wendy)
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Date Posted: 08:24:59 11/16/02 Sat
In reply to:
wendy
's message, "Re: Christmas Gifts" on 13:15:44 11/15/02 Fri
Jay, I have come up with some gift ideas!
Delta Quadrant gifts.
Seven manages to culture the perfect coffee bean for Janeway. She calls it the Delta mocha and grows it by the sackful in the aerponics (sp) bay.
Janeway goes to engineering, pinches an isolinear spanner. She takes it to the Da'Vinci studio and paints SEVEN on the handle. She presents it to Seven passing it off as a personalised gift to replace the one she gave away during the episode "the void".
Seven is so overwhelmed by this she immediately installs borg encryption codes into the spanner and protects it with a proximity alarm.
Alpha Quadrant.....spent on the Janeway farm.
Seven being her resourceful self adapts one of her biosiuts and makes Janeway some borg wonder wear. This includes a bra and panties which both have uplifting and heat retaining qualities. Thus offering Janeway a little lift and trim in all the right places while keeping all her bits warm.
Janeway presents Seven with a pair of all purpose stilletto's. They come with a little remote control which adapts them to suit the climate and terrain. They are currently set to snow shoe mode. Janeway immediately see's the error of the gift when she is pummeled with a snowball travelling at over 100mph!
Wendy
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