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BLAKE'S SOAP LAKE LAVA LAMP DREAM SCALED DOWN TO PSEUDO. -- COSMO ((sincere)), 13:36:29 08/20/06 Sun

GOES TO SHOW PERSEPECTIVE CAN BE OFF. TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT ERECTUS PECTUS. HOW MANY JOINTS DID YOU SAY IT TOOK? HOW HIGH WOULD I HAVE TO BE TO WATCH THE PSEUDO LAVA LAMP'S FAKE FOAM IN MOTION. HIGH HILL? THE MAP SHOWS HIGH HILL BORDERS THE CEMETARY. THE FAKE WILL NEVER BECOME AN ATTRACTION. HORRENDOUS WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!! PROJECT WAS DOOMED BEFORE IT BEGAN. POOR IDEA, POOR PLANNING. IT WAS SUGGESTED BY FORMER POWERS-THAT-BE THAT CITY PLANT THE FAKE EYESORE CLOSER TO THE CEMETARY ON HIGH HILL SO THAT CITY WORKERS WON'T HAVE SO FAR TO TREK WITH CITY EQUIPMENT TO BULLDOZE THEIR FAILED ATTRACTION. SO MUCH FOR HINDSIGHT. COULD IT BE THAT SOMETHING GOT IN THE CITY'S WATER SUPPLY? OR DID SOMEONE TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OUT? OR IS IT POSSIBLE 2ND HAND SMOKE CREPT IN FROM A ROOT CELLAR? WHAT THE CREATORS AND THEIR SUPPORTERS WERE THINKING BEATS THE HELL OUT OF MOST REASONABLE PEOPLE.

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[> Re: BLAKE'S SOAP LAKE LAVA LAMP DREAM SCALED DOWN TO PSEUDO. -- DARWIN, 14:49:05 08/20/06 Sun

Anyone who is up on trends would have taken notice that most all well-known chain store operations have ceased to carry lava lamps; phased them out. The older generation as well as the now generation are beyond the 60's phase and it's icon. Heads won't find 60's pencil lids on the street for ten dollars either. A huge percentage of health-minded Europeans that left the Soviet Union for America have migrated to Soap Lake; Uranians, Bask and other nationalities now make up a larger portion of Soap Lake, Washington than the few people who want to groove over a lava lamp and call that cool. Soap Lake Chamber Of Commerce would be wise to stop catering to the whims of a few starving artisans and the self-appointed few trying to revitalize Soap by thinking they can turn it into a colony of clones; their standards and design. They have missed the boat, the boat came in with a flood of Europeans while they were asleep in the deep. I fore-see Soap Lake taking on a beloved European tone, one far removed from thinking a 60's icon is cool and groovy. In the very near future of Soap Lake, there will be a Ukranian Mayor, a Council voted in by Ukranians and SLCOC run by Europeans. Sloshing beer and doing drugs won't be so attractive. Nor will a Biker Fest. They will fade away; thank God. Soap Lake needs a overhaul, new healthy image and it is not the Lava Lamp. It will be the quaintness of the European touch that attracts those tourists to Soap Lake. Why do Americans love to travel to Europe? You got it, the Old World flair that is there. The Soap Lake few will soon have to step aside to accomodate the new majority.

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[> [> Re: BLAKE'S SOAP LAKE LAVA LAMP DREAM SCALED DOWN TO PSEUDO. -- Big Bertha, 16:59:19 08/20/06 Sun

Glad you mentioned heads. That reminds me of a comment found in cyber space about the Soap Lake Lava Lamp and stoners. The party was asking why anyone would want a 60 ft.lava lamp and why Soap Lake couldn't think of a better tourist attraction. The party commented, "there must be some old stoners in Soap Lake, Washington." Comment ended with: "Who'll they attract?" "A bunch more old stoners." Fact: City nor majority of citizens were not responsible, nor did they come up with the lava lamp theme. The bearer of the theme has the full weight on their shoulders. City got roped in. Very bad taste.

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[> [> Re: BLAKE'S SOAP LAKE LAVA LAMP DREAM SCALED DOWN TO PSEUDO. -- NoDoz88, 18:35:18 08/20/06 Sun

Re Soap Lake Revitalization Committee. Who is going to revitalize the members? A lot of puff but not enough fluff.

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[> [> [> Re: BLAKE'S SOAP LAKE LAVA LAMP DREAM SCALED DOWN TO PSEUDO. -- No name, 10:52:53 08/21/06 Mon

How do you revitalize grey matter?

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BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- ted, 14:39:28 07/23/03 Wed

The Lava Love Run & Rally's crowd estimate has dropped from "thousands" to "up to 1000" according Tuesday, July 22,03 edition of the Wenatchee World.

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[> Re: BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- Shelly, 23:55:58 07/23/03 Wed

On the A2 CORRECTIONS:

"Up to 1,000 bikers and visitors participated in the Lava Love Run for the Sun Bike Rally in Soap Lake over the weekend, said organizer Mid Kreider."

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#1. It says "up to" 1,000 bikers and visitors. Up to is not 1,000. Tricky wording clearly intended to CYA by the WWN.

#2. It says "bikers and visitors." Again, the "and" is a CYA. How many of each? Anyone who was there over the weekend, saw more people parked at John's and inside John's -- none being bikers -- and they all looked like local Soaplakers. Anyone sitting on the corner of Main Street and Highway 17 would have counted people gasing up at Shell, and people driving North and South on Highway 17, and would have counted far more non-bikers PASSING THROUGH town then reported in the WWN story by Michelle Partridge -- or the A2 correction.

#3. It says "participated." What is participated? Surely, the sponsors of the event would have required "participants" to register to participate in the Love Run up to the Coulee, as well as the Poker Draw. Participants got to draw cards, at different locations on the way up to the Coulee Damn. At each location, registered bikers, assigned a registration # drew a card which was recorded.

Pressumably, the best hands received some sort of prize after the Love Run. How would they have known who drew what cards, etc., without "participants" registering? Why did Michelle Partridge, the reporter, not cite the number of registered bikers? Anyone there would have seen fewer then half the bikers with a rider. Hence, at best, take the number of registered bikers time & a half, and Michelle would have had a "believable" "documented" number of "bikers and visitors" who can be believed to have participated.

#4. It said "over the weekend." Cute. The masters of deception use this technique often. Social service agencies use this approach all the time. So do non-profit SoLaLaLa's when applying for grant funds. Example of an agency applying for a grant:

They might serve food to 10 needy people a day. They serve food to the S A M E ten people each day over a month's time. In the grant application, the group CLAIMS they served food to 300 people a month, or 3.600 people over the past year. Very impressive. Its not out of the question for many to go farther with their exagerations, actually claiming they served 10,800 meals to 3,600 people in the past year. How is that possible. Simple. They serve an appetizer, a lunch and dessert, making it 3 meals, times 300 people a month, or 900 meals serve in a month's time. IMPRESSIVE. Who is going to question the numbers?

If there were 200 bikers driving around Soap Lake, and half had a rider, that would make it 300 bikers and riders on Friday. The same bikers and riders on Saturday and Sunday make it a total of 1,200 bikers and riders over the weekend, the event having been held Friday-Saturday-Sunday.

So there you have it. The Masters of Deception and those who promote scams know how to fool the willing media looking for a story; the real story being intentionally ignored as it is politically incorrect. It doesn't sell papers to report that the City of Soap Lake is broke, had to sell the ambulance, can't pay for the sewer treatment, has to turn off street lights, can't afford repairing street potholes, has to charge 400% more for water then Lakeview, with the same number of customers as Soap Lake.

#5. It said "Said Mid Kreider." Mid Kreider lives in Electric City, and spends her time selling Expresso at her trailer on the South side of town, heading out toward Ephrata. Anyone there over the weekend would not have seen Mid Kreider anywhere near anything at the Lava Love event. She was at her trailer selling coffee. What would she know about the number of "participants."? It's a FARCE to quote her as the estimator. Since when is someone who wasn't even there outside to see, and CO-SPONSOR of the event, an objective "estimator" of how many "bikers and visitors" participated?

At the end of the day: the WWN correction is a piece of FICTION which nobody can believe. But then -- Hillary Clinton had three strangers write her piece of FICTION, and it has become a best seller, and it is not sold in the FICTION section of any book store.

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[> [> Re: BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- dixi, 22:02:10 07/24/03 Thu

VERY WELL PUT. THERE ARE A LOT OF HO-HUMMERS IN SOAP LAKE THAT CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES. SCAMMERS DEPEND ON PREYING ON THE WEAK.

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[> [> [> Re: BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- No name, 14:00:02 07/25/03 Fri

The scammers may appear to have fooled the WWN and other media, but they have not. Soap Lakians are also not fooled. It is no accident that locals stay clear of the goofball icon promoters and their groupies. Nobody has been fooled. The Giant Lava Lamp was dead on arrival with the first front page article ever published. The scammists, the Soap Lake City Council, the good Mayor, and all the "gimme" crowd at Soap Lake, will all find out they lost the game long ago. This realization will not materialize until the self-promoters dig a bigger hole for themselves, and their me-too crowd, before the bunco scheme is exposed for good. All good things take time.

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[> [> Re: BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- Red Rider, 19:22:07 08/20/06 Sun

GOOD REPORTING SHERLOCK. PROMOTORS PAD AND WHITEWASH EVERYTHING TO MAKE IT LOOKER BETTER AND BIGGER THAN IT IS: TRICKS OF THE TRADE. BELIEVE IT OR NOT: SOAP LAKE HAS "ELITE" TOURIST ACCOMODATIONS? ...SLCOC. COULD THE SLCOC HAVE SOAP LAKE CONFUSED WITH BADIN BADIN, GERMANY? I ALWAYS THOUGHT SOAP LAKE HAD 100 PLEASANTLY MODEST ROOMS. NEWS TO ME. BY THE WAY SHERLOCK, I NEGLECTED TO TELL YOU THAT I CAUGHT THE BIGGEST MARLIN EVER RECORDED IN HISTORY RIGHT OFF THE SHORE OF SOAP LAKE WITH MY BARE HANDS ON PALM SUNDAY.

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[> Re: BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- Lk Ronkonkoma, 20:49:19 07/24/03 Thu

What is this all about?

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[> [> Re: BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- clarance67, 22:07:13 07/24/03 Thu

It is about Soap Lake BULLSHITTERS. The rally organizers want to treat people like mushrooms, keep them in the dark and feed them bullshit.

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[> Re: BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- No name, 19:15:07 08/04/03 Mon

Those that are not there, are seen, and are there. Those who DISGUISE themselves, are known. Hypocrasy fools no-one.

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[> Re: BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- WAHOO, 18:48:37 08/20/06 Sun

Been there Dude. Grungy. What are needles doing in the garbage can?

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[> Re: BLAKE'S LAVA CROWD ESTIMATE SCALED DOWN BY EVENT ORGANIZER -- No name, 10:38:40 08/21/06 Mon

Looks as if this year Soap Lake's annual classic car show and feed got thrown in with the Hogs. Hog Run must have petered out. What happened to the "up to a 1000 Hogs?" Must be the result of the Peter Principle. Hope the mix doesn't kill the family-oriented SHOW AND SHINE. The two events don't go together like a horse and carriage. Everytime someone farts in Soap Lake, someone up and creates a festival for it. Or a town theme. Another lava flow is about the only thing that will change the town. Don't get me wrong. The Coulee and the rock formations are beautifull as is. It's the mindset that sets the town back.

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IT IS NO WONDER SOAP LAKE HAS A GIANT LAVA LAMP THEME -- heddalettuce, 09:00:02 08/21/06 Mon

The Christian Biker Rally sets a good example for young children who are easily influenced by what they see adults do. Soap Lake's East Beach Park and children's playground sets smack in the center of Soap Lake's Hog Run. How about that? Those taxpaying citizens concerned about parental guidance and X-rate movies have no alternative but to leave the park when the HOGS arrive. One would think the City Fathers would have sense enough to consider what being good role models means and not be so free to give out the key to the City. How about useing descretion when it comes to drugs and alcohol? Those foam wrappers over beer cans don't fool when you can't walk a straight line. During City sanctioned activities at East Beach a thriving recycling for profit goes on. I like to watch the collecting of all the beer cans. Even on the Sabbath, which is the Lord's Day, there are pup tents and hogs. City does not allow outsiders or residents to pitch a tent at East Beach and camp for FREE. Of course not, they will have to pay for camping at the City owned Camper's Korner. Double standards are par for SL City Gov. SL Fathers needs to raise the bar. The have allowed East Beach to be treated like a bar for years!!!!! Course what can we expect when the breath of those in power is no better. There were many years when those in the audience would be afraid to light a match at a Council meeting for fear City Hall would go up in flames. Not a good state for making decisions.

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Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- Harley Lover, 18:40:25 07/20/03 Sun

Good clean healthy fun was had by all this weekend in Ephrata, Wa. There was no drinking, no smoking, no drugs and no foul talk; Christian atmosphere prevailed. Nice to see a biker rally where those in attendance do not have to frequent the bars to feel good about themselves. This is the type of activity that all communities should favor instead of encouraging the lessor evils. We all savored the flavor. Quite a noticable contrast to Rally held in Soap Lake. Ephrata made a good showing. Looking to see all of you again next year in Ephrata. Thanks for the memories.

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[> Re: Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- No name, 22:14:45 07/20/03 Sun

There was NO ACTION in Ephrata. No bikes were seen. A BIG NOTHING. Soap Lake had 200 - 300 bikes, which is not 4000, but there was no drinking visible, all was clean fun. Harley Lover speaks with forked tongue.

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[> [> Re: Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- bozo, 09:39:12 07/21/03 Mon

What an imagination. Must have had your lava foggers on.

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[> [> Re: Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- Bob, 11:39:39 07/21/03 Mon

MOTORCYCLES AND DRINKING DON'T MIX. BIG RISK FACTOR. This weekend you caught sight of Soap Lake locals driving automobiles that were pulled over for going a few miles over speed limit. The fact remains, event or no event, drinking while driving motorcyles are also traffic violations.

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[> Re: Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- No name, 22:32:18 07/20/03 Sun

HARLEY LOVER WAS AT NEITHER EPHRATA OR SOAP LAKE EVENTS. TELL US ANYTHING ABOUT THE SOAP LAKE EVENT THAT WOULD ONLY BE KNOWN BY SOMEONE WHO WAS ACTUALLY THERE, NOT JUST TRASHING.

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[> [> Re: Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- actually there, 09:50:59 07/21/03 Mon

You wouldn't see us or find us talking to anyone who thinks they have eyes in the back of your head. I like the above message statement...no "visible" drinking. Almost as much as the City signs put up and down Main St;-- no alcohol, no drugs, no bad attitudes.

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[> [> [> Re: Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- dean, 14:31:52 07/21/03 Mon

They must have holes in their head.

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[> [> Re: Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- craig, 14:28:16 07/21/03 Mon

Watched the big banner being put up PUD. Would this qualify for use of PUBLIC EQUIPMENT. Political Subsidaries, like Grant County PUD, often have Volunteers who willing to donate their TIME off the clock BUT PUBLIC EQUIPMENT AND PRIVATE LAND IS A WHOLE OTHER DOG THAT CAN BITE YOU. Why does City grant money to what clearly proves to be mere noisy drinking events inhabited by more outsiders than insiders re Soap Lake taxpayers? Money can be better spent to benefit the community as a WHOLE.

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[> [> Re: Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- david, 16:43:11 07/21/03 Mon

holy than thou you speaketh, "not just trashing." EH? people do have every right to call bullshit. every right to exercise the freedom to disparage harshly anything seen as a waste or detriment because this is america. it is your right to not trash.

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[> Re: Christian Biker's Rally In Ephrata, Wa. Is a Big Success. -- Dr_Spook_NY, 08:43:11 08/21/06 Mon

The Christian Biker Rally sets a good example for young children who are easily influenced by what they see adults do. Soap Lake's East Beach Park and children's playground sets smack in the center of Soap Lake's Hog Run. How about that? Those taxpaying citizens concerned about parental guidance and X-rate movies have no alternative but to leave the park when the HOGS arrive. One would think the City Fathers would have sense enough to consider what being good role models means and not be so free to give out the key to the City. How about useing descretion when it comes to drugs and alcohol? Those foam wrappers over beer cans don't fool when you can't walk a straight line. During City sanctioned activities at East Beach a thriving recycling for profit goes on. I like to watch the collecting of all the beer cans. Even on the Sabbath, which is the Lord's Day, there are pup tents and hogs. City does not allow outsiders or residents to pitch a tent at East Beach and camp for FREE. Of course not, they will have to pay for camping at the City owned Camper's Korner. Double standards are par for SL City Gov. SL Fathers needs to raise the bar. The have allowed East Beach to be treated like a bar for years!!!!! Course what can we expect when the breath of those in power is no better. There were many years when those in the audience would be afraid to light a match at a Council meeting for fear City Hall would go up in flames. Not a good state for making decisions.

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GHOST TOWNS ARE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS -- harry, 21:40:16 07/17/03 Thu

Soap Lake has managed to become a GHOST TOWN without spending a dime. Why would a promotor want to spend $10 Million Dollars for a lesser attracion. Tourists love to travel to see Ghost Towns. Few will travel to see a lava lamp. Every Wally-Mart across the country has one of those. Soap Lake even has it's own GHOST, the Giant Lava Lamp that doesn't have a Ghost of a chance of ever appearing.

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[> Re: GHOST TOWNS ARE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS -- whozzy, 07:09:41 07/18/03 Fri

Aftermath. What happened to Soap Lake? It was here last night. I don't know what the hell happened.

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[> [> Re: GHOST TOWNS ARE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS -- KONG, 07:14:10 07/18/03 Fri

I AM TOO BUSY SHRUGGING MY SHOULDERS TO GIVE A RIP. NO HAIRS OFF MY ASS.

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[> [> [> Re: GHOST TOWNS ARE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS -- Beacher, 07:20:00 07/18/03 Fri

Come on Kong you can let a Big Rip. Gas up at the Shell. Maybe they will run out of Beans. Why don't they paint a Giant Lava Lamp on that orangatan orange creative arts building? Pissing height that is.

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[> [> [> Re: GHOST TOWNS ARE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS -- No name, 22:22:05 07/20/03 Sun

Hairless ass is boring.

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[> [> [> [> Re: GHOST TOWNS ARE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS -- Muffy, 14:56:04 07/21/03 Mon

If that bores you then ask the Chamber to sponsor and bring back the days of Marina's MUD WRESTLING PIT. Signing up for some fancy muff-diving in the Soap Lake Mud does not sound too boreing.

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[> [> Re: GHOST TOWNS ARE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS -- donna, 11:59:22 07/21/03 Mon

The party is over. What will happen next is the white death will be here sooer than one thinks. There is 365 days in the year in which to make a commercial killing. A three day Biker Event means shit to jump up SL economy. A drop in the bucket. Get something worthwhile going in SL besides a stupi lava lamp and a kegger and watch SL begin to pop.

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[> [> [> Re: GHOST TOWNS ARE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS -- HAWKEYE, 12:21:03 08/20/06 Sun

THE LAVA LAMP THEME IS NOT "STUPI." IT IS FOOLISH, DUMB, IDIOTIC, SCREWY, INSANE, FAR-FETCHED, UNREASONABLE, WEIRD, CRAZY, BIZARE AND RIDICULOUS. I FORGOT TO MENTION STUPID. AND HOW MANY JOINTS DID YOU SAY THAT TOOK?

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SOAP LAKE'S CANNA ST. CORRAL -- No name, 10:32:53 07/21/03 Mon

Ever wonder why the CROWD CORRAL always gets setup on Canna St? Is anyone making the attempt to direct foot traffic right to their door? Of course. And how about the rest of what is left of open doors, the remaining business establishments in Soap Lake? This act of discrimination has long gone on, not unnoticed. No equality exists between City permits to hold gatherings on City properties, parks, sidewalks and street. City should annually allocate monies across the board, donate exact same amount to all permit holders instead of playing hop-scotch according to who you are and where the political wind is blowing from this month or week. Chamber needs to do the same. In time, Soap Lake will see a die-off, new blood will rise to take the place of the greedy goners. What has held Soap Lake back too long is right in front of their eyes, so close they miss it. A City that has built it's reputation on drinking festivities and stuffing down mounds of junky greasy food lends nothing to the HEALTH SPA atmosphere that Soap Lake claims to be. GOT IT ALL BACKWARDS & THAT IS WHY SOAP LAKE REAMINS A DESERTED BACKWATER PIN-POINT ON THE BIG MAP. Blake's lava pomo is more of the same absurd. If anyone believes that lava lamp snow job, they are dumber than dumb and need their head examined.

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[> Re: SOAP LAKE'S CANNA ST. CORRAL -- No name, 12:53:18 07/21/03 Mon

Noisy smelly bikes, overweight beer gussling hogs, captured audience shared between Don's and Del Red. Nothing healthy about any of it.

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[> [> Re: SOAP LAKE'S CANNA ST. CORRAL -- dan, 14:04:15 07/21/03 Mon

THE SOAP LAKE LAVA LOVE RUN WAS A SMATTERING. DRINK & DRIVE, DRINK & DRIVE AND MORE OF THE SAME. NOTHING TO OFFER THE VISTORS BUT UNWELCOME SIGNS AND PLENTY OF BOOZE ON A HOT DAY. SOAP LAKE'S THEME SHOULD BE A GIANT BEER KEG.

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[> [> [> Re: SOAP LAKE'S CANNA ST. CORRAL -- No name, 19:05:52 07/21/03 Mon

The signs read NO ALCOHOL in the park and beach. HA! Police officers walked right past bikers drinking beer in the open.

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[> [> [> [> Re: SOAP LAKE'S CANNA ST. CORRAL -- smitty, 21:24:23 07/21/03 Mon

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT CHARLIE. DRINKING IN THE PUBLIC PARK HAS ALWAYS BEEN OVERLOOKED. THE KIND OF SHUT-EYE BREEDS DEATH ON THE HIWAYS, SOME MOTHER'S CHILD DIES DAILY DUE TO DRUNK DRIVERS. AT THE BLUES FESTIVAL IN MID STREET SOAP LAKE, PEOPLE OVER-DRANK ALL DAY, WOBBLED TO THEIR AUTOS AND WEAVED AWAY. WHAT IS HAPPENING? DO WE HAVE NO PROTECTION AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BREATHALIZER? AAA NEEDS TO ESTABLISH A COUPLE MORE CHAPTERS IN SOAP LAKE RIGHT QUICK.

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[> [> Re: SOAP LAKE'S CANNA ST. CORRAL -- babes, 15:08:31 07/21/03 Mon

I find it interesing that when the concerst are held at the Gorge, they are many arrests for drinking and drugging. Something is wrong with the picture at Soap Lake. How do they get away with ignoring what is in front of their eyes? The news stories let us in on the secrets of the Blue Wall. What about the Brown Wall?

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[> [> [> Re: SOAP LAKE'S CANNA ST. CORRAL -- No name, 15:54:59 07/21/03 Mon

What about the Urine All?

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[> Re: SOAP LAKE'S CANNA ST. CORRAL -- X Mayor, 09:19:27 07/23/03 Wed

Outdoor beer gardens should not be allowed to fence off public streets directly in front of own beer joints. Other cities would not unfairly disrupt their business district in this unusual fashion. Long standing practice in Soap Lake has been to capitalize on the drinking crowd and has brought much ill-will. There should be term limits set for Soap Lake Councilpersons who take up space to line their own pockets. The obvious is granted the blessings of the City. The rest can figure they have no say.

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[> Re: SOAP LAKE'S CANNA ST. CORRAL -- HEE-HAH, 11:55:38 08/20/06 Sun

RIDE "EM COWBOY.

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SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP -- No name, 20:27:39 07/20/03 Sun

RE: Secretary of State Corporations Division.

Corporation: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP

UBI Number: 602 306 134.

Category: Regular Corporation.

Profit/Nonprofit: Nonprofit.

Active/Inactive: Active.

State of Incorporation: WA.

Date of Incorporation: 06/17/2003.

License Expiration Date: 06/30/2004.

Registered Agent Information:

Agent Name: BRENT BLAKE.

Address: 410 E MAIN ST

PO BOX 422.

City: SOAP LAKE.

State: WA.

ZIP: 98851

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[> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP -- No name, 22:44:17 07/20/03 Sun

Logan Burdick has some very humerous thoughts about the Soap Lake Giant Lava Lamp. http://www.aptoshs.net/loganthoughts/arch11.shtml

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[> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP -- Spudnik, 14:14:27 07/21/03 Mon

I saw they were taking up lava lamp donations at Soap Lake's weekend biker event. Now how does that work? Are they of the arts, education or what is their non-profit mission depicted as in the sec. of state's office. Who controls this donated money? If it is for a FEASIBILITY STUDY then go talk to the big boys at LAVA(r) INTERNATIONAL, Haggery INC. Haggerty can tell you how, where, when and to what extent re feasibility of a 60 foot GIANT LAVA MOTION LAMP. This donation curve looks like MORE phoney baloney. Maybe getting a REAL Life and a REAL Job might take up those dreamer's free time and they would quit having brain flashes or more like flashbacks.

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[> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP -- LODI, 11:53:29 08/20/06 Sun

RIGHT ON!!

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In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- `, 12:19:30 07/17/03 Thu

WHY?

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[> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- keith, 12:32:42 07/17/03 Thu

Understandable, another Soap Lake lark. 2000 Hogs coming to spend this weekend at Soap Lake is another lark. If Blake believes his own story he better get a bigger Hog Pen.

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[> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- lois, 12:44:11 07/17/03 Thu

Look up in the air! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman. No, the lava bubble has burst.

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[> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- keno, 12:48:10 07/17/03 Thu

You can only grind so many miles out of the giant lava lamp trick and then your dead in the water without a paddle. WELCOME BACK TO THE REAL WORLD.

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[> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- Mary, 17:15:17 07/17/03 Thu

If you draw an anal ogy between Superman and the Giant Lava Lamp, Blake may well get his way. DC Comics made millons on Superman, and he never existed. He is STILL making millions of dollars for DC Comics.

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[> [> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- maryjane, 17:30:31 07/17/03 Thu

No correlation. Don't insult Superman. The legendary man's lungs are clean, he gets high from flying in high altitude.

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[> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- No name, 16:18:47 02/13/05 Sun

Blake needs to go back to where he came from--doesn't fit in here--is he mentally ill? Is he a liar? Is he trying to take over the town? Does he really want to re-name Soap Lake "Soap Blake"????? YESSSSSSSSSSS TO ALL OF THE ABOVE!

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[> [> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- No name, 11:19:30 02/18/05 Fri

Why oh why do all the strange ones come over to this side of the mountains?? What is Blake smoking? There's plenty of room to smoke whatever in Soap Lake, however,he must be over-indulging in the killer weed. He's 65 years old for chrissakes. Clear your head and leave us laid back folks alone...we don't need your cornball ideas.

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[> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- No name, 17:12:27 07/17/03 Thu

Soap Lake Hog Pen. Far out. How many hogs does it hold now, and how many will it hold after the Jig is up?

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[> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- King James, 17:26:10 07/17/03 Thu

Seen some Jesus Freak Bikers heading to Soap Lake today. Looked hot, tired and fired up to Bible thump. Hope they are well accepted, Soap Lake could use some Salvation.

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[> [> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- Bill, 17:46:45 07/17/03 Thu

BLAKE is putting up a GIANT TENT FOR JESUS on the East Beach.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- No name, 21:15:24 07/17/03 Thu

GLAD TIDINGS TO ALL WHO ENTER THE CANVAS. MAY THEY FIND THEMSELF.

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[> [> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- No name, 21:00:51 07/17/03 Thu

Soap Lake is BEYOND Salvation.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- Bev., 21:51:23 07/17/03 Thu

The 60s Savior, Timothy Leary, would disagree if he was alive. He may have shot his lungs from smoking seeds but he was a lava lamp lover till the end.

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[> [> [> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- sabrina, 17:39:07 07/17/03 Thu

If you know how much wood that a woodchuck could chuck wood then you know how many hogs fit in a hog pen. You see it is as simple as getting a brain flash. Just figure out how much the 65 ft Giant Lava Lamp that can't be built will cost and you have the answer. Makes no sense you say? You got it! Neither does the lava project. I agree with the reporter, someone put a hit in the water supply. Noone in their right mind would allow themself to become "infected with Blake's goofy vision."

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[> Re: In the news: Brent Blake refuses to discuss cost of giant lava lamp. -- rick, 17:21:27 07/17/03 Thu

Seems his refusal says it all. Any word from Sharp's office on the amount anticipated? Bet not!

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GIANT LAVA LAMP A MYTH. PRODUCE OR SHUT UP. -- BIG BERTHA, 12:52:00 07/17/03 Thu

THE JIGS UP.

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[> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP A MYTH. PRODUCE OR SHUT UP. -- Boy Geo.III, 17:19:02 07/17/03 Thu

How about a Gay Pride Parade after the Biker Rally? The come out of the closet type of affairs are getting real popular across the country. I seen one couple of weeks ago that drew quite a crowd. This just might be the ticket for an increase in tourism. They could have a Giant Gay Blade poster made and hung on Daisy St.

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[> [> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP A MYTH. PRODUCE OR SHUT UP. -- Mamma's Boy, 18:00:27 07/17/03 Thu

If they do a GAY PRIDE PARADE, it will be bigger then anything they have ever had. We will DRIVE OUT the Soap Lakers who belong in a nursing home, and take over the town. Bill has been talking to us for years about this day. We are proud of BLAKE.

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[> [> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP A MYTH. PRODUCE OR SHUT UP. -- momma, 21:07:41 07/17/03 Thu

Add to the fun. Don't stop there. Hang the giant lava lamp in effigy in the middle of Main St. and start a Daisy chain up Canna to City Hall and back. Bring back Community Pride. The finale could be the Circle Jerk.

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[> [> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP A MYTH. PRODUCE OR SHUT UP. -- No name, 08:37:59 02/10/05 Thu

Didn't you know that Blake's confused about his sexuality too? At least Bill walks like a man and talks like a man.

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UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- naturepath, 17:39:03 07/22/03 Tue


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[> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- lynn, 17:49:03 07/22/03 Tue

Soap Lake has a special charm all it's own that compares to none other. A place away from the thundering herds found in the cities, away from the noise, away from pollution, away from the fast pace, away from the plastic people. Preserve this precious gift of nature by complimenting it. Plastic posters, plastic people, swirling globby lava lamps are not quaint or natural. Soap Lake is rushing to fast to find that something. Quick fixes and gimmicks never last. Savor the flavor. The lava lamp theme is not the dream of the community, it is all wrong for soap lake.

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[> [> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- JCruse, 18:13:25 07/22/03 Tue

you are so right. i prefer the old world flavor. dump the giant lava lamp idea.

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[> [> [> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- Frick, 21:17:40 07/22/03 Tue

How about a GIANT 65 foot roll of toilet paper?

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[> [> [> [> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- chicago, 21:53:03 07/22/03 Tue

At least the roll of toilet paper has substance, tried and true. No feasibility study needed. Who could be dumb enough to invest in something that has no plans to exhibit. All they show is a paper lava lamp that is someone elses design and patent. What proof does Blake have that a 65 foot giant lava lamp can be built that will operate and keep operating outdoors? NONE. The project is full of holes. I trust Haggerty Inc. Do not trust that anyone in Soap Lake has a clue about lava history and the formula used by Haggerty Inc. So get a bunch of people hooked in and hyped over a poster and you still are selling blue sky that you do not own.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- Suzanne M., 08:33:54 02/10/05 Thu

A peon is born every minute...Indeed!!! In Soap Lake, a peon is born every second on Daisy Street. Don't be so hard on Blake. We all knows he just needs some psychiatric help. What's that term??Egotistical, narcissistic, conceited, excitable boy, out there. The list could go on and on..

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[> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- todd, 17:58:20 07/22/03 Tue

A peon is born every day with a dream. That does not mean we all have to share in the silly dream. Sensationalism is the ticket, the game used by not so honest PROMOTORS who hone that form of art with a fine toothed comb. In the end, in the case of the giant lava lamp, the victims will be the soap lake taxpayers. Pity.

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[> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- Illinois, 19:36:44 07/22/03 Tue

Hard to fathom city fathers in eastern washington would be gullible enough to not check out the history of lava before jumping on a careening bandwagon. Saddam & Hitler are two good examples of persons who had the ability to get the common mass stirred in their direction. It is not unusual and entirely possible that good people of small town origon can be easily mislead. I draw the comparison with historical figures to show that what is thought to be right can be wrong and what is promised may never be. History has proven this. Any project that is above board sould have all the necessary plans laid, all avenues already explored and verfied beforehand. Then and only then presented as a ready package to the City and community at large to view, accept or reject. Each and ever facet must be clearly defined. The giant lava lamp project is someone's fantasy. There is no foundation. There is nothing stationary. It is a like a grab bag, never know what you will get. Never believe everything you are told. Better luck putting your money in a slot machine, if it does not happen to work, the house gets your money but you can get it back by ringing the casino bell. This lava lamp feasbility study will eat money and not guarantee a return back if the thing fails. So really what Mr Blake wants right off the bat is for the people and the city to fund a study to find out if this "when we build it they will come" dream really can be built. In better circles it would be called a SHAM. A NO PLAN. Would I recommend this backdoor route? That would be a no.

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UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- naturwpath, 17:37:57 07/22/03 Tue


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[> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- No name, 17:50:38 07/22/03 Tue

I agree.

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[> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- dirkthejerk, 18:10:28 07/22/03 Tue

Need business and bigger taxbase? Soap Lake has all the right makings for facilitating a first class mental hospital. Sola La La La is a right catchy name and it might not be taken yet. All you would have to build is a 12 foot fence with barbed wire on top. Now this is practical and cost effective too.

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[> [> Re: UNWITTINGLY TAKING ON A DRUG CULTURE ICON WILL DROWN SOAP LAKE'S CHARM. -- No name, 14:39:22 02/09/05 Wed

Did you know that Blake actually wants to change the name of the City of Soap Lake to "Soap BLAKE." How egotistical and out there can you get?

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BLAKE'S WORLD -- No name, 20:47:58 07/16/03 Wed

What does a Giant Lava Lamp have to do with hogs? Better yet, what does a non-existent Giant Lava Lamp have in common with the crowd that likes to ride hogs? It will be interesting to see how the hog-riders react to the INVISIBLE GIANT LAVA LAMP.

Blake claims there will be hundreds of vendor booths, live music at multiple locations, fun for kids, family oriented events, and lots more. When was the last time you saw kids riding a hog? The temperature at Soap Lake in mid-July hovers in the 100F range. Will the hog-riders shed all the black leather and go skinny-dipping in the healing waters?

Seems like Blake, as a committee of one, is deciding for the locals what Soap Lake has to put up with. Nobody voted for a giant lava lamp farce which pokes fun at Soap Lake and ridicules its residents. Nobody voted to have 2,000 hogs decend on the town. Should Blake's 2,000 hogs show up, with 2 mounted on each hog, the population of Soap Lake will increase by 500%. John's Foods will shut down at noon on Saturday, after the store will have sold out of everything.

The hogs will suck Del Red's kegs dry. Aren't there laws, ordinances, safety regs, requiring security for the locals, and visitors as well? Or is Scotty and his two police officers expected to provide security at taxpayer's expense?

Next thing, Blake will announce that he and three of his close associates will run for city council, take over the town, change the city seal to a Giant Lava Lamp, and push for passage of a city ordinance to tax everybody to raise $25 million to build his Giant Lava Lamp.

You gotta LOVE this country. Only in America can a small fish BE a BIG one in a small pond.

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[> Re: BLAKE'S WORLD -- Show & Shiner, 11:43:28 07/17/03 Thu

If THEE ENLIGHTENED ONE, really believed there would be 2000 HOGS at his First Lava Love Run, he would have had to BEEF up Security. That has not been done. Just another municipal-myth courtesy of Thee Enlighted One? True Hog Credits go to PHIL WICK who has been putting on the Hog Show for Soap Lake in past years and will be again this year. Wicks have busted butt to bring it here and dipped into their own pockets more than once to do it. Then there comes along a guy who wants a piece of the pie and the stupid Soap Lake Chamber jumps at the opportunity to pay risk coverage. More Discrimination. Wanna bet Blake thinks he can build a better mouse trap? I don't give a Rat's Ass who could. Ethics is the missing ingredient.

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[> [> Re: BLAKE'S WORLD -- No name, 14:29:44 07/17/03 Thu

Who is Phil Wicks and what does he have to do with this dude Blake that has invited 2,000 hogs to snort mud at Soap Lake?

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[> [> [> Re: BLAKE'S WORLD -- kevin, 21:27:07 07/17/03 Thu

Wick has no significant other connection, he needs no introduction, he introduced the first of many Hog Rallies. Hail King Wick and Queen Margy!

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[> [> [> [> Re: BLAKE'S WORLD -- sandy, 21:29:56 07/17/03 Thu

There always will be a Copy Cat.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: BLAKE'S WORLD -- Monica, 07:00:59 12/14/04 Tue

As elsewhere on the globe, people in Soap Lake also have separate realities and worlds they live in. What comes to mind reading about the unrealized is the saying, "Psychotics build castles in the air, neurotics live in them." Soap Lake's feverisly hoped for Giant Lava Lamp project is ailing, it's denominator reduced to a makeshift electronic billboard type sign. This makeshift replaces another makeshift, a huge Lava Lamp banner that came first. A world where they call an unrealized dream "realized" is pretty scary territory. What really has been realized is the fact that trying to acquire 25 million or so to build the Giant has ended up being a nightmare.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: BLAKE'S WORLD -- Rolf, 11:42:30 12/14/04 Tue

To sum it up, creduality is belief on slight evidence, with no evidence, or against evidence. In this sense it is the infidal, not the believer, who is credulous. "The simple," says Solomon, "believeth every word." ---Tyron Edwards.

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[> Re: BLAKE'S WORLD -- Margy, 10:46:02 07/22/03 Tue

Thank you. We needed that.

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CAPITALISTIC PIGS LIKE TO ROOT IN THE PORK BARREL. -- No name, 09:24:38 07/23/03 Wed


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[> Re: CAPITALISTIC PIGS LIKE TO ROOT IN THE PORK BARREL. -- nancy, 11:46:32 07/23/03 Wed

Yes they do and a few have been pigging-out at the trough far too long. What does it cost the city and county for crowd control? Why doesn't the Chamber who fronts the risk insurance get a return profit, % of money from the Lava Lave Event? Why must the City run the lava lamp banner thru the Chamber's books? That is easy to answer due to the type of funds used. Why not give every event a $2000 banner? Why doesn't the City get a return on their cost for an event?
The City, you the taxpayers, eat the loss. Any business person struggling to survive outside the OKAY CANNA CORRAL can take it in the shorts. Time for change!

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[> [> Re: CAPITALISTIC PIGS LIKE TO ROOT IN THE PORK BARREL. -- dede, 11:59:01 07/23/03 Wed

What I hear you saying is just grab the street and hook right to the door of your own business to push your booze and beer sales up. This way the enterpriser does not have to pay for a City event permit, someone else does. Gee.....seems the City is leaving out an important issue here. All Americans support free enterprise, but there is a bad skip in the tape here.

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[> [> [> Re: CAPITALISTIC PIGS LIKE TO ROOT IN THE PORK BARREL. -- No name, 12:06:33 07/23/03 Wed

Even the vending at the event was a closed circuit operation, discriminative. Maybe the beer garden should donate it's off the concourse profits to the chamber, the event or city.

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PURE UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT -- hankthefrank, 11:29:37 07/23/03 Wed

RE: Lava Love Event. Event should have be contained in the City Park. Anyone wanting to be part of the event must setup in the park under the umbrella, fee sponsor pays to City of Soap Lake to use park. An outside the park beer garden should not be allowed to use city streets in front of their LOCAL business to capture the trade. They are not in the event arena. Other cities have FAIR RULES and use them. This was not a street fair for ALL. Most LOCALS who rode solo were limited to sidewalk space. DOES ANYONE GET THE CATCH? I IT IS A BIG OKAY TO THE CANNA CORRAL. Always been that way. WAKE UP. Let us all hope the ANNUAL HARLEY SHOW & SHINE gets their fair share of the City apple cart, the same praise and high profile recognition the City extended to the newbees rally. Nobody recalls the Harley Show & Shine getting a lot of municipal handshakes and handouts in the many years they have taken from their own pockets to cover this event year after year. The eleventh command is: City shall not act in a PREJUDICIAL manner. How predjudicial can SL City get? We are about to see.

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[> Re: PURE UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT -- jamesK, 11:33:26 07/23/03 Wed

Any fake promo and any false new's flashes should be squelched. This too is PURE UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT!

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BEING A COPY-CAT CAN BE PERILESSLY CLOSE TO PLAGIARISM -- marsha, 09:06:04 07/23/03 Wed

COPY-CAT COPY-CAT is what the grade school children used to taunt. How about that REGISTERED Lava Brand Motion Lamp? How about that ESTABLISHED ANNUAL Harley Show & Shine Rally?

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GIANT LAVA LAMP RECIEVES DUNCE-CAP AWARD -- connie, 08:30:48 07/23/03 Wed

It will fit well on top of Blake's Giant Lava Lamp. Haggerty's Lava Lamp looks good as is. Haggerty is the Lava King. Right smart business head.

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[> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP RECIEVES DUNCE-CAP AWARD -- No name, 08:43:09 07/23/03 Wed

Soap Lake has a 25 ft. PAPER LAVA LAMP. News headlines read, "maybe one day an actual lamp." How strange can this hoax get?

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[> [> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP RECIEVES DUNCE-CAP AWARD -- kittykatacoma, 08:47:10 07/23/03 Wed

I felt it. Feels more like a plastic kitchen trash bag to me, maybe made from recyled DRANO containers.

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[> [> [> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP RECIEVES DUNCE-CAP AWARD -- biffy, 08:53:19 07/23/03 Wed

Two thousand bikers and a two thousand dollar plastic poster? What a match! Someone should look into this malarky.

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WENATCHEE WORLD REPORTER MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH SOAP LAKE SUN. -- Bubba23, 13:00:19 07/22/03 Tue

Michelle Partridge, Wenatchee World Staff Reporter, may have stayed out in the blistering Soap Lake Sun too long. EH? She reports, "LAVA LOVE EVENT LURES THOUSANDS." A VERY WEAK TRY AT STRETCHING THE TRUTH FAR BEYOND REASON. Who would buy that one? About as hilarious as reading about the 60 ft Giant Lava Lamp can't be built to work. Has everyone lost their thinking cap in Soap Lake or while there visiting? Looks like it! I see there is no quotes, but would venture to say that it was another one of those BRENT BLAKE says. I am not against an event that hawks leather jackets or skull caps but when it comes to hawking bullshit....the buck stops there. BULLSHIT!

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[> Re: WENATCHEE WORLD REPORTER MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH SOAP LAKE SUN. -- doug, 13:59:27 07/22/03 Tue

Must have been an outtage in the control tower when the Wenatchee World reporter overshot her runway. You got to wonder who was on watch duty holding the people counter. By the looks of things it would take brass balls to keep a straight face and bald face lie.

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[> [> Re: WENATCHEE WORLD REPORTER MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH SOAP LAKE SUN. -- Brass Balls, 21:22:34 07/22/03 Tue

Exposing the bullshit count would be a piece of cake. All they'd have to check is the number of bikers who registered for the lava run up the coulee.

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[> [> [> Re: WENATCHEE WORLD REPORTER MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH SOAP LAKE SUN. -- phylo, 22:19:30 07/22/03 Tue

seems to be a lot of mixed messages coming from headquarters about the count so don't bank on it. someone can't count. Truth is hard to come by.

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[> Re: WENATCHEE WORLD REPORTER MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH SOAP LAKE SUN. -- No name, 15:58:31 07/22/03 Tue

Everyone should call the Wenatchee World and see who is responsible for counting the imaginary thousands that DID NOT came to SL.

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[> Re: WENATCHEE WORLD REPORTER MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH SOAP LAKE SUN. -- No name, 20:31:26 07/22/03 Tue

It doesn't matter if nobody believes it. What matters is that NEWS is supposed to be FACT, not FICTION. For those of us who were there, the article is pure and unadulterated lies and fiction. Goes to show the agenda promoted by the Wenatche World Inquirer.

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[> [> Re: WENATCHEE WORLD REPORTER MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH SOAP LAKE SUN. -- ezra99, 22:29:01 07/22/03 Tue

I have come to the same conclusion as many have. A trick is a trick is a trick. Tricky Dick Comics might want to set up shop in soap lake and create a whole comic strip series around the giant lava lamp.

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[> [> Re: WENATCHEE WORLD REPORTER MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH SOAP LAKE SUN. -- No name, 08:39:46 07/23/03 Wed

The Public is getting a snow job. The internet is crammed full with jokes about the giant hoax at Soap Lake.

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NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- No name, 15:17:52 07/22/03 Tue

NOW FOR THE REST OF THE STORY!

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[> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- Rocker, 15:33:23 07/22/03 Tue

Soap Lake has a 25 foot tall Giant Lava Lamp poster affixed to a private building. "Were making progress," says Brent Blake who owns the building where the poster is hanging. Why would he, the creator, not care to foot the bill for the poster affixed to his building? Blake, an architectural designer also wants to use other's money to design and build the lamp. A SWEET DEAL FOR WHO. EH? Any lummox knows better than to claim 2000 were lured to Soap Lake. The infamous LAVA LOVE EVENT did not lure "Thousands". HEH TEAM... REALITY CHECK TIME! EARTH CALLING!

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[> [> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- No name, 15:46:07 07/22/03 Tue

The City Council of Soap Lake at their Wednesday council meeting on 07/16 approved FUNDING to pay for the Giant Lava Lamp banner and Love Run signs. Very considerate of the city council to spend scarce tax dollars on this private enterprise while turning off street lights, lay off police, get rid of ambulance. The Giant Lava Lamp Project will succeed in speeding up the town turning into a REAL GHOST town. And to think that some thought this goofball publicity stunt was DEAD on arrival.

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[> [> [> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- No name, 15:54:12 07/22/03 Tue

Cost of the plastic banner was around $2000. Ever hear of any other distressed City co-sponsoring this kind of shit? A no-brainer.

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[> [> [> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- No name, 16:10:46 07/22/03 Tue

Strange project to earmark monies for. City must have free money for any non-profit group and if not non-profit yet-- it can be run thru the Chamber books and filtered back that way. Seen that act before. How about a 25 ft. tall poster for all events at $2000 a crack? What the hell is this favortism shit. We can all say what we do is good for tourism. PLEASE!

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[> [> [> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- No name, 08:25:13 07/23/03 Wed

If the CITY wants to be PARTY TO THE CAUSE without doing their homework they are up the creek without a paddle along with the ding-bat giant lava lamp idea. Maybe they all need to be replaced if they have lost their ability to reason.

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[> [> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- burly shirley, 18:01:29 07/22/03 Tue

MAKING PROGRESS YOU SAY? When can we stop laughing. What kind of grass do they grow in Eastern Washington?

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[> [> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- No name, 19:42:12 07/22/03 Tue

WHO OWNS THAT SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLAR GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER ON BLAKE'S BUILDING?

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[> [> [> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- No name, 20:28:14 07/22/03 Tue

The 25 poster is owned by the 2000 bikers who were never at Soap Lake, never registered for the run, never ran up the Grand Coulee. Just like the invisible Giant 65FT Lava Lamp, the 2000 bikers were never there. The Wenatchee World News Reporter must have written fiction passed for news at the New York Times and clearly ought to be challenged for lying and writing fiction. Shame on the WWN.

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[> [> [> [> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- salsa, 22:10:24 07/22/03 Tue

Shame on the conceptor who told the reporter that 2000 were lured to Soap Lake. This shit is getting too high for my biker boots and is way out of hand. Time to pull the plug.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- No name, 08:33:49 07/23/03 Wed

Shame on Soap Lake for buying into this circus act.

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[> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- kerrie, 15:48:57 07/22/03 Tue

I liked the statement that included a traditional out. " MAYBE ONE DAY AN ACTUAL LAMP." Soap Lake has been SO snookered in by fast giant lava lamp talk that they can't tell the differance between counting of the chickens before they hatch and hatching. Blake must be a pyschic. Did he not say we will have 2000 here at the Lava Love Event. Say it first and last and they will believe it. Don't think so Barney. Sounds like .."when we build it they will come." People with simple or vacant minds are ripe candidates, open to suggestion. The power of salesmanship is a lethal weapon. Promotors will say anything. Law of gravity is, what goes up must come down. The come down will be a hard one. This whole scheme will peter out.

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[> Re: NEUROTICS BUILD CASTLES IN THE AIR AND PSYCHOTICS lIVE IN THEM -- No name, 16:25:38 07/22/03 Tue

How about getting off the ego trip and the maybe Lava Lamp and down to comprehensive business. A private group needs to be formed in accord with the Main St. program, which is intended to better the business district as a whole. The lava lamp is a cart before the horse chimera. Get off the trip of taking donations for the horseshit. $25 Million could really do something worthwhile in the Main St program or is there not enough personal gain there to make it worth while. Hmmmmmmm?

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GRANT CO. JOURNAL REPORT ON LAVA LOVE RUN REAL -- taylor, 08:19:43 07/23/03 Wed

Compare the Grant Co. Journal's report with the Wenatchee World. Which one has the TONI frizz? No smoozzzing, smiley faces and sleeping with those Journal reporters. Journal is accurate, all business and has high standards. The press is wise to the lava game. A City should stay out of promotor's pockets too.

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THE TEAM BEHIND THE GIANT LAVA LAMP CONCEPT CALL IT AWE. -- Dottie, 14:50:29 07/21/03 Mon

Logan Burdick's thoughts on Aptoshs.net humorously suggest more than "awe." He implied,... "there are some religious undertones." He goes on to refering to the burning hot glass that he calls " hot as the eternal fires of hell." The Soap Lake conceptors have in their plans a high platform for people to be able to to get up high and real close to the hot globe. DAH! I put my hand on a motion lamp at Wal-Mart and let me tell you had to pull it away real quick. That sucker gets hot as hell and it was only about 16 inches tall and smaller around than a pink grapefruit. I agree with Burdick who was smart enough to recognize the folly of this. Logan was touching on the heat factor when he used the word...."despite the obvious dangers involved." WHERE ARE THESE PROMOTOR'S HEADS AT?

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[> Re: THE TEAM BEHIND THE GIANT LAVA LAMP CONCEPT CALL IT AWE. -- fairy princess, 15:11:55 07/21/03 Mon

Soap Lake needs to resurrect the fantasy of Jack in the Beanstalk in order to kill the Giant Lava fantasy.

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[> [> Re: THE TEAM BEHIND THE GIANT LAVA LAMP CONCEPT CALL IT AWE. -- Alice, 21:24:44 07/22/03 Tue

Why kill the fantasy? It's more fun to create a fantasy and pretend it is real.

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[> [> [> Re: THE TEAM BEHIND THE GIANT LAVA LAMP CONCEPT CALL IT AWE. -- No name, 23:05:23 07/22/03 Tue

Your right. We can't take the fantasy away. It is all there is to offer. Reality might send the sheep rushing over the Palisades in a head long fart to their death.

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[> Re: THE TEAM BEHIND THE GIANT LAVA LAMP CONCEPT CALL IT AWE. -- No name, 15:53:42 07/21/03 Mon

Sounds satanic.

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[> [> Re: THE TEAM BEHIND THE GIANT LAVA LAMP CONCEPT CALL IT AWE. -- cherie, 21:04:30 07/21/03 Mon

I heard the weapon inspectors are secretly in Soap Lake looking for some weird chemicals thought to be hidden in the Giant Lava Lamp.

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BEEN SUGGESTED THAT SOAP LAKE'S CITY SEAL & PD PATCHES BE A GIANT LAVA LAMP. -- No name, 06:19:24 07/22/03 Tue


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[> Re: BEEN SUGGESTED THAT SOAP LAKE'S CITY SEAL & PD PATCHES BE A GIANT LAVA LAMP. -- harvey, 06:24:44 07/22/03 Tue

Maybe the lava lovers can push for a city ordinance that mandates all Soap Lake residents place a giant lava lamp sticker on their garbage can or their garbage will not be picked up.

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[> [> Re: BEEN SUGGESTED THAT SOAP LAKE'S CITY SEAL & PD PATCHES BE A GIANT LAVA LAMP. -- newyorkpetro, 07:30:55 07/22/03 Tue

Hold on Hannah. Not so fast with that new garabage can ordinance. I pay taxes here too and want a picture of the lava lap team on my can. After getting the ears of those not so swift powers-that-be, I can easily be assured to get four pocket votes in the bag before Soap Lake Council offically meets to vote. That is how they do it here in the back country of Gash, Arkansas. But then again the population there is pretty slim; 20 men and 20 Jersey heifers.

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[> [> Re: BEEN SUGGESTED THAT SOAP LAKE'S CITY SEAL & PD PATCHES BE A GIANT LAVA LAMP. -- dillon, 16:18:01 07/22/03 Tue

Those preschool paper cutouts of lava lamps taped to many city buildings we found to be great ass wipes. With all those thousands there in Soap Lake and not enough bun holes and T-paper what can guys like us do. Does a bear shit in the woods?

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[> [> Re: BEEN SUGGESTED THAT SOAP LAKE'S CITY SEAL & PD PATCHES BE A GIANT LAVA LAMP. -- Smuggy, 20:42:02 07/22/03 Tue

In the works. Blake's got the 10c stickers printed, going on sale for $5 a piece, the ordinance will be railroaded through at the next council meeting. Garbage cans with no stickers will not be picked up, owners will be fined $100 each week the owner refuses to comply.

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[> [> [> Re: BEEN SUGGESTED THAT SOAP LAKE'S CITY SEAL & PD PATCHES BE A GIANT LAVA LAMP. -- No name, 23:01:12 07/22/03 Tue

I heard they killed Saddam's too sons and Saddam is fleeing Iraq, seeking asylum in Soap Lake. Propaganda is that he read about soap lake's giant lava lamp on the internet, has a few crazy ideas of his own and wants to present them to the City Council.

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[> Re: BEEN SUGGESTED THAT SOAP LAKE'S CITY SEAL & PD PATCHES BE A GIANT LAVA LAMP. -- No name, 06:59:21 07/22/03 Tue

After the last lava love vote, you can anticipate just about anything goes. Worst of the matter is that City Councilpersons should be representing the majority of residents. Majority do not support out of the ball park ideas that are not in their era. Giant Lava Lamp idea is BIG FARCE.

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[> [> Re: BEEN SUGGESTED THAT SOAP LAKE'S CITY SEAL & PD PATCHES BE A GIANT LAVA LAMP. -- Bill, 20:45:22 07/22/03 Tue

So what if it is a BIG FARCE? We are getting 10,000 bikers come to town, drink the Del Red dry, Don's runs out of everything in the kitchen, we get to drink beer and smoke pot out in public while the police walks past us with a smile, and nobody is getting hurt. The locals who don't like it, can MOVE out of town.

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[> [> [> Re: BEEN SUGGESTED THAT SOAP LAKE'S CITY SEAL & PD PATCHES BE A GIANT LAVA LAMP. -- bonger, 22:49:09 07/22/03 Tue

Lots of empty land to build your lava lamp on in Iraq and lots of flat land to ride bikes on. Might be a little bumpy around the palace. When you build it we will come. May the moon shine over your cowshed. A big plus is noone has to plant tall corn to hide anything in Iraq.

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CAN SOAP LAKE'S HEALING MIRACLE WATERS HEAL THE GIANT LAVA LAMP FEVER? -- todd, 06:43:52 07/22/03 Tue

don't know if brain-washing can be reversed by dunking.

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[> Re: CAN SOAP LAKE'S HEALING MIRACLE WATERS HEAL THE GIANT LAVA LAMP FEVER? -- Shooter, 20:37:40 07/22/03 Tue

... brain-washing may not be reversed by dunking but is by drinking ... a 10 inch lava lamp begins looking like 65 foot monster, and a $25 bar tab at the Del Red at closing time begins to look like a $25 million grant coming at you.

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[> [> Re: CAN SOAP LAKE'S HEALING MIRACLE WATERS HEAL THE GIANT LAVA LAMP FEVER? -- joe, 22:31:30 07/22/03 Tue

I could not agree more. You pegged that right.

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[> [> Re: CAN SOAP LAKE'S HEALING MIRACLE WATERS HEAL THE GIANT LAVA LAMP FEVER? -- hippy, 22:40:44 07/22/03 Tue

I don't care how you look at this crazy giant lava lamp scheme it SMELLS. Appears to me that an ageing dude likes his face plastered all over the newspapers. Some think he might be wanting to pad his wallet to boot.

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THE PAPER LAVA LAMP REMIND US OF THE 40s TUNE CALLED "PAPER DOLL." -- dixie42, 22:06:10 07/22/03 Tue

The song went like this without the inserts. I'm going to buy a paper doll (paper lava lamp) that I can call my own. A doll (lava lamp) that others can not steal and those flirty flirty guys with their flirty flirty eyes will have to flirt with dollys (lava lamps) that are real. Could become Soap Lake's GIANT LAVA lAMP THEME. Ya think maybe someone is trying to skirt around Lava(r)? Could be flirting with trouble.

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[> Re: THE PAPER LAVA LAMP REMIND US OF THE 40s TUNE CALLED "PAPER DOLL." -- No name, 22:13:05 07/22/03 Tue

DR. LAVA no like to be messed with.

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SOAP LAKE'S GOOFBALL PUBLICITY STUNT STILL BLOWING SMOKE. -- No name, 18:19:41 07/22/03 Tue

Must be good smoke.

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WHIMSY FLIMSY $25 MILLION DOLLAR LAVA LAMP PROJECT DENOUNCED. -- ~~, 14:25:17 07/22/03 Tue


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[> Re: WHIMSY FLIMSY $25 MILLION DOLLAR LAVA LAMP PROJECT DENOUNCED. -- kyle, 14:28:22 07/22/03 Tue

This project takes fantasy one step beyond the real world intelligent people live in.

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[> [> Re: WHIMSY FLIMSY $25 MILLION DOLLAR LAVA LAMP PROJECT DENOUNCED. -- susan, 15:36:34 07/22/03 Tue

They could use these dumplings on the NICOLE show.

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[> [> Re: WHIMSY FLIMSY $25 MILLION DOLLAR LAVA LAMP PROJECT DENOUNCED. -- dean, 18:16:30 07/22/03 Tue

Wonder how long the giant lava team would last on SURVIVAL. HA!

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What is the profile of someone wanting $25 Million in donations.. -- TEX870, 14:10:31 07/22/03 Tue

LEECH?

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[> Re: What is the profile of someone wanting $25 Million in donations.. -- No name, 14:16:54 07/22/03 Tue

NO NO NO. The correct answer is-------------" A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED."

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What is the profile of someone wanting $25 Million in donations.. -- TEX870, 14:13:13 07/22/03 Tue

LEECH? Jingoism?

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SOAP LAKE "LURES THOUSANDS." -- nancy, 13:13:45 07/22/03 Tue

It appears that Brent Blake may need to become educated about the differance between fact and fiction. A FACT IS SOMETHING THAT CAN BE PROVEN.

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DO PEOPLE READ IN SOAP LAKE? -- dante, 06:52:13 07/22/03 Tue

If you read, you know the state of affairs. Check out the Federal and State Budget Crisis. Brent Blake, Soap Lake, Wa, expects he can drum up millions of dollars? Just pull it out of the hat or pork barrell to spend on a giant lava lamp. GHEEZZZZZZZ......what kind of brain matter could go along with such nonsense.

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[> Re: DO PEOPLE READ IN SOAP LAKE? -- DEREK, 07:16:05 07/22/03 Tue

I can read and also see that wanting to construct a $25 MILLION DOLLAR GIANT LAVA LAMP in a one horse town is beyond the ridiculous. What a crumb-ball theme. For a lot less money they could build a giant fence around the town to protect the rest of the county from deranged thinkers.

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Would Ladybird Johnson Approve Of Giant Lava Lamp Poster On Scenic Route? -- patrick, 06:40:11 07/22/03 Tue

Bless Mrs. Johnson's departed soul. She proudly worked hard to keep our scenery attractive. Then in poor taste, along comes a Giant Lava Lamp Poster nailed up in Soap Lake on the hiway side of someone's private building. What a ghastly idea. Certain to repel the mature well-heeled tourists that can boost Soap Lake's economy. NO CLASS! Sign ordinances are abided by in most respectable communties. Chelan, Wa. even requires plans for erection of signs be inspected by an architect for safety purposes. Of course, Chelan has class.

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ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- No name, 19:05:11 03/27/03 Thu


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[> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- No name, 03:38:50 03/28/03 Fri

Good place for the bunko project.

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[> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- Margie, 05:10:17 03/30/03 Sun

Too funny.

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[> [> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- Ghostie Postie, 18:47:10 04/17/03 Thu

A "substantial" grant has been secured to perform an environmental study. Sales on posters have been FLAT. The promoters are much on the run, as is Saddam. The a giant lava lamp ever happens at Soap Lake, it will not ber as "imagined" by the current promoters. If Soap Lake ever has one, it will probably end up having many. None will keep the town from becoming a Ghost Town.

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[> [> [> GIANT TOWN GHOST -- No name, 22:32:09 07/13/03 Sun

Now there is talk of building a Giant Town Ghost at Soap Lake. They say they will come when the build it.

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[> [> [> [> Re: GIANT TOWN GHOST -- No name, 21:32:29 07/17/03 Thu

With undying effort Soap Lake has managed to build a GHOST TOWN with no funds. Now that is progress.

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[> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- Dave, 05:19:16 03/30/03 Sun

Several hundred posters were printed and sales are flat. Big loss for the promoters. One of the officials whose name appears on the poster has taken legal action to stop further distribution and sale of the poster. Inside information on the street is that the promoter is vacating, fed up with attacks.

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[> [> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- No name, 13:49:35 03/30/03 Sun

How does a nonexistent giant lava lamp do anything for Soap Lake?

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[> [> LAVA LOVE EVENT - JULY 18 - JULY 20 -- Mid, 21:14:30 04/08/03 Tue

Big Biker Lava Love Event. $25 booths. $5 posters. Non-existent Giant Lava Lamp.

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[> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- No name, 05:31:23 03/30/03 Sun

“Whether it will ever be finalized, I don’t know, but a lot of people are interested in it,” Mayor Ken Lee told Reuters by telephone. “I’m for anything that will bring tourism back into our city.”

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[> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- undertheradar, 23:04:02 05/15/03 Thu

so... a city in need of improvement figures out a way to
raise money,improve the life of its citizens,and not raise taxes..through a landmark that causes the crazed summer crowd to stop and drop some money in the town ,is thought of as stupid...
i guess everyone enjoys tax hikes after all.
btw it's estimated that over 100,000,000 people have read the press release world wide... may the rest of the state could be as inventive as mr. blake ...or maybe he should be the next gov...

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[> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- undertheradar, 23:05:07 05/15/03 Thu

so... a city in need of improvement figures out a way to
raise money,improve the life of its citizens,and not raise taxes..through a landmark that causes the crazed summer crowd to stop and drop some money in the town ,is thought of as stupid...
i guess everyone enjoys tax hikes after all.
btw it's estimated that over 100,000,000 people have read the press release world wide... may the rest of the state could be as inventive as mr. blake ...or maybe he should be the next gov...

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[> [> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- Gomer, 19:55:08 07/16/03 Wed

Who the hell cares about estimates. Who can prove that over 100,000,000 have read the press releases re the Giant Lava Scamola? Did you know that it has never been estimated that way way over 100,000,000 who live on the cutting edge wiped their ass with giant lava lamp news print. Statistics rarely lie. People lie.

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[> [> Re: ORANGE ALERT. DEFACED GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER FOUND IN IRAQ BUNKER. -- TODD@Chicago, 20:57:15 07/21/03 Mon

May the whole state of Washington be as inventative as Blake you say. There is not enough drugs on the streets to make that happen.

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HOGS UNLIMITED -- Rick, 20:52:43 07/17/03 Thu

The Coulee is OURS.

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[> Re: HOGS UNLIMITED -- robert, 21:17:35 07/17/03 Thu

You got it. The backwater is yours Bro.

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[> [> Re: HOGS UNLIMITED -- Potter, 06:45:02 07/18/03 Fri

The dry falls are ours too.

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[> [> [> Re: HOGS UNLIMITED -- BIG MIKE, 07:02:56 07/18/03 Fri

the high and dry is yours Bro.

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[> Re: HOGS UNLIMITED -- BIG BERTHA, 21:46:11 07/17/03 Thu

Big Bertha predicts there will be a low bike count at this weekend's rally. Check out the fizzle, grab your beer cooler and get fried on City Property.

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[> [> Re: HOGS UNLIMITED -- inmate, 07:00:36 07/18/03 Fri

DRINKING IN PUBLIC PARKS IS NOT ALLOWED. EAST BEACH PARK IN SOAP LAKE IS A PUBLIC PARK. HOW MANY WILL BE ARRESTED DURING THE LAVA LOVA RUN? WILL BLAKE TURN HIS BACK ON A SMALL ARMY OF BIKERS DRINKING WITH COVERCUPS IN OUR PUBLIC PARK. SHOW US WHAT YOUR MADE OF OH GREAT FATHER OF THE GIANT LAVA LAMP. ATTENTION ALL SPOTTERS: BRING YOUR VIDEO CAMERA.

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[> [> Re: HOGS UNLIMITED -- No name, 22:26:17 07/20/03 Sun

LOW ESTIMATE IS AROUND 300 BIKES. PROBABLY 20 VENDORS. ALL CLEAN FUN. DIDN'T LOOK LIKE ANYBODY WAS SPENDING MONEY. NO BEER DRINKING IN HE PARKS SEEN. PHIL WICKS WAS HELPING. LOOKED LIKE A DECENT FIRST TIME EVENT. DIDN'T LOOK LIKE ANYBODY CARED WHETHER THERE WAS A GIANT LKAMP OR NOT.

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[> [> [> Re: HOGS UNLIMITED -- pete, 11:53:03 07/21/03 Mon

People lie, rally registration does not. Most of the bikers were touring THRU Soap Lake, from Ephrata's Christian Bike Rally, not part of Blake's entourage or event. Many were passing thru to gawk. Christians do not participate in drinking events. Best count for Soap Lake is under one hundred, Ephrata's rally logged in with more than 300 registered in their event. The count for Soap Lake is a confused one due to not knowing who is who. Watch where they land. If found to be at Dead-Red or other local sud's bar...they are the Lava Love Run's crowd.

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[> [> Re: HOGS UNLIMITED -- No name, 22:34:06 07/20/03 Sun

Big Bertha has no hairs on her butt.

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[> [> [> Re: HOGS UNLIMITED -- shane, 14:59:42 07/21/03 Mon

More Cock and Bull stories come out of Soap Lake.

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THE SOAP LAKE CURSE HAS NOT BEEN BROKEN -- ~for it is written~, 19:51:26 07/18/03 Fri

THE HOPE DIAMOND WAS CURSED. SOAP LAKE WAS CURSED BY TRIBES WHO HAD BEEN MISTREATED DURING SOAP LAKE'S ANNUAL SUDS AND SUN FESTIVAL. THE INDIANS NEVER AGAIN MADE THE PILGRIMAGE. THEY DID NOT RETURN TO THEIR SACRED GROUNDS TO DO THEIR CEREMONIAL DANCES AND STICK GAMES. WHITE MAN ONCE AGAIN TREATED THE REDMAN POORLY. IN THE FORM OF A CURSE, EVIL HAS BEFELL SOAP LAKE. THE REDMAN'S GOD AND THE WHITE MAN'S GOD PROMISES THAT EVIL SHALL NOT PROSPER AND THAT EVIL ONES WILL BE JUDGED; PERISH AND DIE. "WHAT YOU SOW YOU SHALL REAP."

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[> Re: THE SOAP LAKE CURSE HAS NOT BEEN BROKEN -- No name, 22:18:08 07/20/03 Sun

This "curse" thing has been around for years. Who put the curse on Soap Lake, when, and what was it all about? Sounds like a lot of BS.

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[> [> Re: THE SOAP LAKE CURSE HAS NOT BEEN BROKEN -- No name, 10:53:31 07/21/03 Mon

In simple terms, the Superior-Powers-That Be, Soap Lake Whiteman, did not like the REDMAN drinking FIREWATER. Ran them off or arrested them. MANY WHITEMAN have been seen drunk in CITY PARK, their foaming pour flowing from iced coolers tucked away inside their tents, cars & Rv units; they drink in a no drinking zone out of foam-covered cups. This TURN YOU BACK APPROACH can ONLY be considered as a DOUBLE STANDARD. What was not GOOD for REDMAN is GOOD for WHITEMAN. SOAP LAKE VIOLATED the Indians. Discrimination, racial in nature. How many white drunks have you seen being arrested in Soap Lake City Park during City permitted festivals? TOO MANY TO COUNT.

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[> [> [> Re: THE SOAP LAKE CURSE HAS NOT BEEN BROKEN -- No name, 11:28:36 07/21/03 Mon

Too many to count? Check out the public records re arrests made in Soap Lake. Soap Lake Police Blotter appears in the Grant County Journal after each and every event held in Soap Lake Parks. Little mention if ever of drunk in public or violation of City Ordinance re drinking on City Properties. What does that tell you? Drinking undercover is the name of the game! Turn your back!

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HOWARD STERN TO SPEAK AT LAVA LOVE RUN IN SOAP LAKE. -- No name, 07:27:17 07/18/03 Fri

RUMOR HAS IT HOWARD WILL BE THE MC. TELL ME IT'S SO. HOW I LOVE THAT BOY'S MOUTH. MAKES THE BAD-MOUTHERS AT SOAPLAKE LOOK LIKE PUSSYCATS. MAYBE HOWARD WILL COME IN DRAG OR WILL REMAIN INVISIBLE TO ALL BUT THE HAND-PICKED SELECT FEW. GET OUT YOUR ARF BARF SACKS AND READY FOR SOME REAL FUN IN THE SUN. HOWARD IS NOT A LAVA LOVER. HE IS A LADY LOVER.

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[> Re: HOWARD STERN TO SPEAK AT LAVA LOVE RUN IN SOAP LAKE. -- No name, 16:24:31 07/19/03 Sat

Howard failed to show. The day was one hot one as the bikes streamed in. Black leather...whew!

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[> Re: HOWARD STERN TO SPEAK AT LAVA LOVE RUN IN SOAP LAKE. -- No name, 22:19:26 07/20/03 Sun

Nobody could find the lava lamp or Howard. There were lots of hot babes if you like'm in leather and hanging out.

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[> [> Re: HOWARD STERN TO SPEAK AT LAVA LOVE RUN IN SOAP LAKE. -- pepper, 10:04:40 07/21/03 Mon

The gals do look cute in black leather if their saddle bags aren't too big. Something about that boots and bondage look that stirs sexual passions. Rather like dungeons, chain-mail & torture era. BRINGS OUT THE ANIMAL ANIMUS IN MANKIND! No skin off my hide. If you like it..fine and dandy.

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GIANT LAVA LAMP OBITUARY -- BIG BERTHA, 17:46:43 07/17/03 Thu

This whole dam publicity stunt seen it's last leg sometime ago. Project is DEAD. DEADER than a DOORNAIL.

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[> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP OBITUARY -- No name, 17:51:20 07/17/03 Thu

Project may be dead but the publicity stunt is NOT. Giant Gay Pride Lava Lamp Parade UP next. Gaad. How is this scam STOPPED?

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[> [> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP OBITUARY -- No name, 21:19:02 07/17/03 Thu

Oh death where is thy sting.

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[> [> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP OBITUARY -- BJ Crocker, 18:29:11 07/20/03 Sun

You ask how is the Lava Lamp Scam stopped. WELL.......first of all back to basics and reality. Those us who are not stupid KNOW. Brent might hope noone knows that such a giant lava lamp can not be built not can the formula be gotten for it. The locals that want to believe Brent's bravada and hoop-de-do have no common sense or knowledge of the history of LAVA. Ignorance is not Bliss. The facts are out there. Brent should give them out. Why not? I will tell you why not. Cause then the screwy promo fantasy will be exposed for what it was. It has fallen flat as a pancake already, but the front is still being kept up. Snake Oil Salesmen have always existed, there is nothing new on Earth that hasn't been tryed before. The Giant Lava Lamp is one of them. Ask Haggardy Enterprises what they think of the 65 ft. Giant. That is when they stop laughing.

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BEST PORKER CONTEST -- Madonna, 20:56:42 07/16/03 Wed

Where is the underground Suds Club and how much cover-charge for the The Best Porker Contest. Will probably raise more money then the non-existent phallic symbol.

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[> Re: BEST PORKER CONTEST -- No name, 12:21:39 07/17/03 Thu

Wet T-Shirt Contest at Nude Beach at High Noon.

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[> [> Re: BEST PORKER CONTEST -- No name, 14:32:02 07/17/03 Thu

Cool. Wet or not, where is the T-Shirt contest?

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[> [> [> Re: BEST PORKER CONTEST -- teresa, 21:23:15 07/17/03 Thu

Wet T-Shirt Contest will be held inside the Giant Lava Lamp. Viewers may mount the platform for a closeup. Braver souls may venture to mount the phallic giant lava lamp.

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HUNDREDS OF HOGS ARE ARRIVING -- Phillis, 20:18:57 07/16/03 Wed

WHAT in the world is going on at Soap Lake? 2,000 hogs? What's that all about? And why in the world would anybody want to build a Giant Lava Lamp in the shape of a phallic symbol? Is that LEGAL?

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[> Re: HUNDREDS OF HOGS ARE ARRIVING -- whoflungdung, 12:27:07 07/17/03 Thu

What is going on is BULLSHIT. So full of shit that pretty soon you won't be able to see the whites of the eyes.

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CORRECTION -- The Pope, 12:10:07 07/17/03 Thu

Re Spokesman-Review. Re: BRENT BLAKE'S. Blake speaks about his brain flash, the Giant Lava Lamp. "IT'S ENERGIZED THE COMMUNITY." WHAT A BIG EGO. THIS SMALL FRY HAS GOT TO REMIND YOU OF THE EMPEROR WHO WORE NO CLOTHES. WHAT A LAUGH! HOW POMPOUS.

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[> Re: CORRECTION -- lady5, 12:16:07 07/17/03 Thu

small men have a hangup, always want to be big. me ride a Big Hog.

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LAVA LOVE RUN -- No name, 21:35:47 07/14/03 Mon

The Lava Lamp promoters, now selling their posters for $10 a piece, are predicting the descent of 2,000 thundering Harleys July 18-20 on Soap Lake. The promoters have sold the event featuring a non-existent 65-ft Giant Lava Lamp, found only on a 30-ft banner hung on the side of Lava Lamp Central buiding on the NE corner of Main St and Hi-way 17. Everywhere in town are strangers roaming around looking for the Giant Lava Lamp, only to find themselves at the Del Red not caring after a few pitchers whether the Giant Lava Lamp is real, or not. Most leave town swearing they actually saw the Giant Lava Lamp though they can't remember where. Why build one when they are coming without building one.

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[> Re: LAVA LOVE RUN -- chi-chi, 14:17:22 07/16/03 Wed

Some cornballs can't make it otherwise. So move on and adopt a whistle-stop town. Having a need to FEED their own comfort zone, they work to turn a teeney micro of the globe to their own likes. Ask those who do have some culture what they think about late arrivals, those a day late and a dollar short who own a TITLE & suitcase . Ask those who are smart. Ask those who are not sheep. Ask all who are not into fuzzy alternative mind-benders. They can think and do think. They give you that rolled back eye look and you already know what is ready to zip off their tongue. You got it, giant lava lamp is not their idea of cultural progress. Maybe some are just not leftover enough from the 60s, have some sense of reality and can not oggle over a tall boggle. Pretty plain to see who has got their head on straight and who has not; certainly separates the men from the boys about town real quick like.

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[> [> Re: LAVA LOVE RUN -- Kerri, 21:08:24 07/16/03 Wed

Stumbled on this site by accident and read some of the posts. Who is this BLAKE anyway and why has he been able to get so much traction with an imaginary non-existent giant symbol of the 60's? Kind of goes well with wearing flowers in your head, but how does that mix with the choppers he says will take over what sounds like a very quiet peaceful little town?

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[> [> [> Re: LAVA LOVE RUN -- yangwah, 11:59:16 07/17/03 Thu

Soap Lake is 60 % SENIORS on low income. This community is a retirement community, a bedroom community to Moses Lake and Ephrata. What it all boils down to is this: A worn-out few burned out has-beens make up a small minority who wants what the majority cares less about. That is it in a nutshell and who the hell made Blake God or adopted him? Noone we all know, Blake adoped Soap Lake. Jackson's NeverLand is a good spot for a Giant Lava Lamp?

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200 FOOT LONG GIANT WEINER REPLACES RETRO LAVA ICON. -- oscar, 16:11:54 07/14/03 Mon

The vote count is now in. 99% of the people favor the SOAP LAKE ICON to be the GIANT WEINER. 72% wish to see the Giant Weiner stuck knee deep in the sand at East Beach adjacent the Info. Center, the other 28% prefer a loftier approach, wish to see the Giant perched high mast on a stick over City Hall. Placement isn't the real issue. One of the Chamber Maids suggested adding mustard to the Giant so it would blend in nicely with the new baby fecal tone building on Main. That shade must have replaced shit-brindle-brown on the color chart this year. Like how cool is that? The stupid ideas that come out of Soap Lake certainly would make one think there has been a lot of inbreeding going on. That's why the Giant Weiner won the popular vote by far, beating out the Giant Lava Lamp as favored icon for Soap Lake, Wa. Picture Soap Lake's GIANT WEINER FEST. & ANNUAL WEINER-RAMA.

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[> Re: 200 FOOT LONG GIANT WEINER REPLACES RETRO LAVA ICON. -- woody, 21:01:31 07/14/03 Mon

The Giant Weiner is now available at the B&B. $3.95 with an order of Giant Spuds. A Giant Corn Dog might actually be more befitting for Soap Lake.

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[> [> Re: 200 FOOT LONG GIANT WEINER REPLACES RETRO LAVA ICON. -- No name, 20:17:41 07/16/03 Wed

A Giant Bumpkin would be fitting to Soap Lake for me thinks too many Bumpkins go bump in the dark there. Ha!

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PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- No name, 10:04:58 07/16/03 Wed

UNREAL... FAKE.....INFLATED. WHO WOULD WANT TO OWN UP TO BEING THE CREATOR OR PROMOTOR OF THE SL GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT? To do so would be like having to own that dam inflated creature that ended up being a blown-up poster child. HOW CLIMATIC IS THAT? Swinging in the wind from a pole; the brain-flash now close to it's Creator. Speaking symbolically, when you don't mind the counterfeit and are unable to achieve the real, you can buy the DREAM. Above all inflated things, the Sex-Toy Business exceeds Soap Lake's Giant Lava Project. Those sex promoters REALLY make the unreal feel like the for real. Even seems real when it is not reaL if you add a touch of hootch or dip into your private stash. The Veleveteen Rabbit asked. "What Is Real." "Ask Alice When She Is Ten Feet Tall."

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[> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- No name, 12:20:04 07/16/03 Wed

Blake says he will have 2,000 hogs take over Soap Lake. Should be quite a show for the locals. He calls it a LAVA LOVE RUN.

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[> [> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- piggly-wiggly, 13:30:42 07/16/03 Wed

SOMEONE MUST EXPECT TO BE IN HOG HEAVEN. SNORT SNORT SNORT AND DREAM ON.

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[> [> [> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- No name, 15:07:52 07/16/03 Wed

The HOGS will rule this coming weekend. The SUDS will flow at the DEL RED. Don's will have a line out the front door all the way to Highway 17. The Liquor store will run out of booze. The Shell Station will run out of gas. The locals will love it.

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[> [> [> [> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- Les Lee, 19:32:37 07/16/03 Wed

As an added attraction to the Lava Love Run, A Big Woman's Bathing Beauty Contest would go well with the Hog theme. The Best Porker could bare all at the Underground Suds Club. The cover charge could go to benefit fat kids whose Mothers are sueing McDonalds cause their kids eat three fast meals a day there and look like butterballs. Any leftover funds can go to Soap Lake Lava Lamp Project cause what the world needs is more Poster Board plastered everywhere.

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[> [> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- Chuckie, 20:10:40 07/16/03 Wed

Heard it said many times, "Soap Lake is a good place to be from, far away from." Seems about right.

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SOAP LAKE'S LAVA LUNACY WAVE -- (FOSL), 07:56:50 07/16/03 Wed

What does Municipal Myth-Making, Marketing Gimmicks and Promotors have in common? Familier as farces have become, lunancy is not new. Persons needing attention spin preposterous and odd yarns to get it; may have a need to still act out their childhood. The intelligent see it for what it is, watch it play out to Dead Dog! Not a favorable wave to ride on. It is another far stretch of a vivid imagination Sir Soap Lake Blake ---to think you will see 2000 Lava Love Sun Runners July 18-20,03. Who is covering your Security Costs? Out of pocket? :-) For the sake of MYTH-MAKING, imagine an army of road dusty hungry thirsty bikers roaring in. Imagine a hot day in the Sun. Imagine a Pub filled to capacity. Imagine another hot day in the Sun. Imagine a Club filled to capacity. Imagine by day three the runners getting edgy or pissy. Imagine the poker run ending. Imagine noone can find the giant lava lamp. RIDE THAT WAVE BABY. Imagine what is taxable, flows and fuels bored people stranded in a small berg on a hot summer day. Not the Love of Lava or Java. Kiddies, the frost will be on the pumpkin soon. That summer train ain't coming in spite of the lunacy of Soap Lake's municipal myth-makers.

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LAVA JAVA EMPORIUM & FORUM -- Honest Dave, 09:48:04 07/15/03 Tue

Soap Lake still hot for lava lamp - Lack of actual bottle hasn't dampened spirits, Doug Clark says.

Doug Clark
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SOAP LAKE, Wash. _ Visitors to this Grant County hamlet no longer need ask where to find that giant lava lamp they read about in the tabloids and newspapers.

There's no missing it now. Soap Lake's lava lunker loomsover traffic from the corner of Main and Daisy.

True, this is only a poster depicting the Godzilla-sized glob-burbling bottle Brent Blake claims he wants to build to revitalize his adopted town.

But it's a pretty impressive poster nonetheless: 25 by 15 feet of rich glossy color.

"A mysterious wonder of unearthly proportions," states the script at the top of the graphics.

Blake is a trim, ponytailed 62-year-old. He moved to Soap Lake from Seattle five years ago and bought the former police station/city hall.

He spent a great deal of dough turning the space into an office and apartment that is chic by Seattle, not Soap Lake, standards. Now it is the backdrop for Blake's mammoth poster.

Call me a professional cynic. But I'm betting this artwork is the closest Soap Lake ever gets to a 65-foot lava lamp.

Although Blake now refuses to discuss that niggling little detail (M-O-N-E-Y), his earlier estimate put lava lamp construction at somewhere in the ol' $3 million to $10 million ballpark.

That may as well be $10 billion to the 1,000-plus residents who inhabit this whistle-stop, 120 miles west of Spokane.

Once upon a time, Soap Lake was a trendy destination resort for bathers wanting to soak in its supposedly curative waters.

Today Soap Lake struggles to stay afloat.

But even if Blake's lava never glows, the interior designer must be thanked for giving Soap Lake a gift most tourist-starved burgs would kill for.

A drawing card. A talking point.

A giant lava legend.

"It's energized the community," agrees Blake. "And I'm grateful for that,".

There's nothing wrong with a little municipal myth-making. That New Mexican town, Roswell, for example, has built an entire tourist trade around imaginary space aliens.

Is it so wrong for Soap Lake to do the same with a giant lava lamp?

Blake, of course, insists he's dead serious, that this is no marketing gimmick. The notion, he says, popped into his head one night while he and a friend were discussing civic improvement.

Lava lunacy or not, this is doing wonders for Soap Lake.

"I've had so many calls," says Sandra Garnett of the Inn at Soap Lake. "South Dakota. North Dakota. Minnesota. . . One man from New York wanted to book a room with a view of the lava lamp."

The tale of Blake's 65-foot lava lamp is one of those preposterous yarns news agencies find irresistible. Since word of it broke last fall in this here column, the story has morphed across the globe.

Radio talk show hosts have trolled Soap Lake for comment. Newspapers like The Seattle Times, The Boston Globe and The Los Angeles Times have all dipped their toes in.

Although sensibly aloof at first, most residents have now become infected with Blake's goofy vision.

The mayor, City Council and Chamber of Commerce are all on board, says Blake, who is talking feasibility studies and possible grants. He has formed the Soap Lake Giant Lava Lamp Project, a nonprofit corporation.

I dunno. Somebody must have put something hallucinagenic in the Soap Lake water supply.

Along Main Street, merchants show support by putting (normal-sized) lava lamps in their shop windows.

William Sorensen is going a step beyond. The shaggy-haired man, who looks like a Grateful Dead follower but claims to be a capitalist, plans to open his Lava Java Emporium Forum (something like that) within
days. The coffeehouse/cyber cafe sits on a corner directly across from where Blake's poster hangs.

"I'm not stealing his idea," says Sorensen. "I'm just riding the wave."

This weekend, Soap Lake is bracing for a small army of motorcycle riders who plan to rumble in for some kind of organized ride.

Blake is already rehearsing what to say to any surly bikers who might not be satisfied with his poster and want to know where the real giant lava lamp is hiding.

"It was here last night," Blake quips with a shrug of his narrow shoulders. "I don't know what the hell happened."

• Doug Clark can be reached at (509) 459-5432 or at dougc@spokesman.com.


http://www.spokesmanreview.com/news-story.asp?date=071503&ID=s1381765

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HAIL TO THE ONLINE WEBSITE THAT GAVE THE GOOFBALL AWARD TO THE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT. -- kerry, 18:32:04 02/22/03 Sat


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[> Re: HAIL TO THE ONLINE WEBSITE THAT GAVE THE GOOFBALL AWARD TO THE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT. -- tuco88, 18:46:55 02/22/03 Sat

Comments like stupid hippies & stupid tards indicated most viewers were left with a bad taste.

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[> Re: HAIL TO THE ONLINE WEBSITE THAT GAVE THE GOOFBALL AWARD TO THE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT. -- tess, 19:40:51 02/22/03 Sat

Want to build the largest lava lamp in the world..eh? I say go for it. Build it 18 meters high, fill it with colored gloop, and stick it smack dab in the middle of the street where cars can't miss it! That is where their colored mockup shows the lava lamp placed or rather "found" in Soap Lake, Washington. According to their picture, they deserve the Goofball Award. How could anyone miss seeing how diligent they have worked at seeking recognition and what could be better than getting an award for it.

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[> [> Re: HAIL TO THE ONLINE WEBSITE THAT GAVE THE GOOFBALL AWARD TO THE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT. -- chris, 05:57:33 02/23/03 Sun

Longtime Soap Lake resident, Beverly Hasper, had enough commen sense to make a very valid comment to the press. Hasper did not think the middle of street was an appropriate location for the giant lava lamp. Who could argue with that?

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[> [> Re: THE GOOFBALL GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT -- Victoria, 23:09:57 04/27/03 Sun

Masquers are $500,000 in debt, and Grant County Journal announces US Forest Service has all but approved a gift of $82,000 from the taxpayers. What does the US Forrest Service have in common with the Masquers?

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IS IMPLIED ENDORSEMENTS ON SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTERS BEING SOLD...MORE SPOOF? -- --, 10:03:27 02/27/03 Thu


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[> Re: IS IMPLIED ENDORSEMENTS ON SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTERS BEING SOLD...MORE SPOOF? -- No name, 10:08:12 02/27/03 Thu

Not a City Public Works Project, funding sources still up in the air; mostly blue sky.

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[> [> Re: IS IMPLIED ENDORSEMENTS ON SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTERS BEING SOLD...MORE SPOOF? -- No name, 10:31:01 02/27/03 Thu

I'd kick ass if my name was put on a poster without consent. Alluding to endorsement mean s...!

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[> [> [> Re: IS IMPLIED ENDORSEMENTS ON SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTERS BEING SOLD...MORE SPOOF? -- dlpeterson, 13:54:13 02/27/03 Thu

Whoever conjured up the idea of printing names of elected officials and economic development head honchos on the giant lava lamp posters must be thinking names are up for grabs. Unless names are quite famous, they don't add up to give any more spice or zip than if they were left off. It is a cold shot to place a electee's name on a poster unless there is prior sanction, especially when venturing into commercial sales and and advertising on the internet. Appears similar thinking was applied to grabbing the lava image. Baffling to me that ethics and simple courtesy can mean so little.

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[> [> [> [> Re: IS IMPLIED ENDORSEMENTS ON SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTERS BEING SOLD...MORE SPOOF? -- No name, 20:27:53 03/02/03 Sun

Terry Brewer is the mastermind.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: IS IMPLIED ENDORSEMENTS ON SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTERS BEING SOLD...MORE SPOOF? -- No name, 18:55:51 03/27/03 Thu

Ya Think? Single celled ameobas don't have masterminds.

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[> Re: IS IMPLIED ENDORSEMENTS ON SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTERS BEING SOLD...MORE SPOOF? -- ta, 11:24:47 03/02/03 Sun

good question

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SL GIANT LAVA LAMP CURATOR KNOWS PROJECT IS NO MORE TAHN BABBLE. -- ~, 14:03:45 03/07/03 Fri

FOR SHAME!

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GAINING MASS PUBLICITY MEANS NOTHING. CAN BE DECIEVING, CAN BOOMERANG.. -- ~, 09:25:46 02/26/03 Wed


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[> Re: GAINING MASS PUBLICITY MEANS NOTHING. CAN BE DECIEVING, CAN BOOMERANG.. -- --, 09:47:31 02/26/03 Wed

Believe it or not, TERRY BREWER had the audacity to tell the press,..."we need someone with capital that is willing to spend it." Sure as anything when the Giant Lava Lamp story broke, Brewer was quoted. TERRY BREWER is connected with a Grant County Economic Development Group, paid aid to local municipalities who join to seek funding sources. Brewer is also is area rep. re WA-CERT. Excuse me Terry. The giant lava lamp was never a Municipal Public Works Project. What is Brewer thinking? He is back in the saddle still. HELLO!

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[> [> Re: GAINING MASS PUBLICITY MEANS NOTHING. CAN BE DECIEVING, CAN BOOMERANG.. -- harry, 10:10:59 02/26/03 Wed

Sounds to me like that small bandwagon needs it's wheels removed. Needs new grease too. Small minds in small towns think they can run roughshod and ride the rim thinking nobody will notice they are not operating extrinsically. A gadfly tends to hang their political ass out a mile for all to see.

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[> [> [> Re: GAINING MASS PUBLICITY MEANS NOTHING. CAN BE DECIEVING, CAN BOOMERANG.. -- No name, 13:25:37 02/26/03 Wed

To Harvey: We too are turned off by the way the giantlavalamp.com. webmaster replied to your posting.
Because your posting did not agree with the project concept is no excuse to tell you to "PISS OFF" and infer that you are a "latte sucking holier than thou left winger". Why would the site's webmaster imply you are a guy who drives a leather upholstered BMW. Could he be envious of the rich, hates the rich cause they are already rich and he wants to get rich. Paradoxically, he is the same guy looking for a rich philanthropist to fund his lava lamp project. Well, he just up and alienated a big majority, many in the world along with the philanthropists. Nothing wrong with them BMW drivers who drink lattes at Starbucks. Such a display of anger, ignorance and imaturity was uncalled for. Time to get on Dr. Phil show. Dr. Phil asks, "How is it working for you?" A reply like Harvey got from the giantlavalamp webmaster doesn't work. It could not help but make people think the lack of visitors at the mineral ghost town must be due to bad attitudes. Is Soap Lake too small to have a pharmacy where people can get Prozac?

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[> [> [> [> Re: GAINING MASS PUBLICITY MEANS NOTHING. CAN BE DECIEVING, CAN BOOMERANG.. -- No name, 21:08:22 02/26/03 Wed

The question has been asked whether Soap Lake is too small to have a pharmacy where people can get Prozac.

Prozac? The bunco scheemers and associates don't need PROZAC: they grow GRASS and they smoke stems and seeds while they grow and sell the buds and flowers while they ride the internet scamming their way on to front page headlines!

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[> [> [> [> Re: GAINING MASS PUBLICITY MEANS NOTHING. CAN BE DECIEVING, CAN BOOMERANG.. -- denise, 06:33:40 02/27/03 Thu

What a nasty response Harvey got from the webmaster at giantlavalamp.com. Icky attitude. The giant lava team must think adverse publicity is good publicity. Not for the community of soap lake. They called their own team names also. "Stand back while the rest of us greed bastards run the country........" Someone's colors are showing.

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[> [> Re: GAINING MASS PUBLICITY MEANS NOTHING. CAN BE DECIEVING, CAN BOOMERANG.. -- No name, 21:03:59 02/26/03 Wed

TERRY BREWER's days are counted. He is part of the good-old-boys network who personally benefits from his peanut butter. There is NOTHING happening in Grant County. If he doesn't get a cut, he is OPPOSED. He can get away with this because people put up with it. Things are changing, and TERRY BREWER's days are counted. May TERRY BREWER and his cohorts live long and prosper.

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[> [> [> Re: GAINING MASS PUBLICITY MEANS NOTHING. CAN BE DECIEVING, CAN BOOMERANG.. -- sparky99, 09:26:57 02/27/03 Thu

I recall reading the newspapers about Grant County Sheriff Young getting arrested for doing surveillance work for by air drug trafficers. The giant lava lamp may right well fit that kind of area

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[> [> Re: GAINING MASS PUBLICITY MEANS NOTHING. CAN BE DECIEVING, CAN BOOMERANG.. -- No name, 20:30:24 03/02/03 Sun

This state is $4 billion in DEFICIT. H E L L O?

Why is it in DEFICIT?

Because of people like TERRY BREWER.

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HOMELESS 65 FT. GIANT SLEEPS IN MIDDLE OF STREET IN SOAP LAKE, WA. USA. -- --BUMMER, 07:29:55 02/27/03 Thu


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[> Re: HOMELESS 65 FT. GIANT SLEEPS IN MIDDLE OF STREET IN SOAP LAKE, WA. USA. -- harvey, 10:26:26 02/27/03 Thu

What if a bimmer runs into the bummer? Kaput! Better hurry and marinate your kabobs, throw away your George Forman grill, get out the skewers and hit Main street for a 50 ft. high barbecue party around the hot lava globe while it is still standing.

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[> [> Re: HOMELESS 65 FT. GIANT SLEEPS IN MIDDLE OF STREET IN SOAP LAKE, WA. USA. -- kismet2003, 10:38:25 02/27/03 Thu

Standing 65 foot giant lava lamp? Don't think so, nothing exists but a cheap $5.00 poster, cheap publicity and expensive talk.

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INTERNET POLL INDICATES: 90 PERCENT SAY $25 MILLION DOLLAR 65 FT. GIANT LAVA LAMP IS A JOKE. -- ~, 07:09:56 02/27/03 Thu


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[> Re: INTERNET POLL INDICATES: 90 PERCENT SAY $25 MILLION DOLLAR 65 FT. GIANT LAVA LAMP IS A JOKE. -- No name, 07:51:01 02/27/03 Thu

promoters and propmen come in like lions and disappear like black cats in the night.

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[> [> Re: INTERNET POLL INDICATES: 90 PERCENT SAY $25 MILLION DOLLAR 65 FT. GIANT LAVA LAMP IS A JOKE. -- geo, 09:11:56 02/27/03 Thu

Keep in mind, the local level is only a miniscule of the greedy abusive power trips that go on in the bigger picture of higher-up government. When officials begin to realize it is high time to put an end to the subliminal, stop endorsing vague and omissive suitcase projects that supply a window of opportunity to every greedy hairbrain scam that crosses their table, economc development and the public trust will increase by leaps and bounds. OUR tax dollars OUR collective revenue. Tax dollars should not to be shelled out for the frivilous and haphazard to ever greedy Tom, Dick and Harry that shows up at the government trough bearing wants. Many of these scams show little if any credibility when it comes to feasibility regarding any number of hairbrain dreams, concepts and designs, but these cooties still poke around in the pork barrel trying to find funding for their off the wall get rich schemes.
gned so as to foremost feather their own nest.

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SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT WRONG STUNT FOR THE RIGHT REASON -- No name, 06:41:26 02/24/03 Mon


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[> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT WRONG STUNT FOR THE RIGHT REASON -- No name, 14:06:11 02/24/03 Mon

Few approx. tips: A norm (maybe 4 footer) Giant Lava is heated with a frosted 100 watt R20F bulb, takes 5-6 hours or more to warmup. Best operating temp. around 21oC/65oF to 23oC/720F. Experts say never operate for more than 10 hours at a time and if exposed to direct sunlight the colors will fade. Often lamp may beome cloudy, doesn't do well when shook and goo can peter out in a few years.

How on God's Green Earth is this Soap Lake Giant going to keep it's color in direct desert infra-rays? And how many watts to heat a 65 footer? How much energy will it consume a month? What will that energy bill be per month? How many hours a day will it operate? Day or night? Night and day? When it peters out then what? Having no history of lava, these Soap Lake dudes must be dreaming. Last but not least, just what is Haggerty's secret formula. Bet you got that figured out too. :-)

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[> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT WRONG STUNT FOR THE RIGHT REASON -- todd898, 14:34:48 02/24/03 Mon

Despite how beautiful bananas look on the outside, bananas are all show and no action. They are seedless and sterile. Despite suggested appearances, this #25 million dollar stunt is still a banana.

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[> [> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT WRONG STUNT FOR THE RIGHT REASON -- DR.LALA, 16:36:37 02/24/03 Mon

Lava is used as a generic term but not under intellectual property laws. Lava World International closely monitors how publisher's print the word "lava" in connection with motion lamps. The Soap Lake giant lava lamp picture was released world-wide. Shows not much respect for property rights.

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[> [> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT WRONG STUNT FOR THE RIGHT REASON -- No name, 17:05:06 02/24/03 Mon

A clump of bananas makes a handfull. That is about all the bunch is made up of.

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[> [> [> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT WRONG STUNT FOR THE RIGHT REASON -- blackjack, 08:40:09 02/26/03 Wed

Hey man, the giant lamp is not found at Soap Lake. Pure logic doth prevail Bro. The lamp won't be funded and lamp won't get built. That lamp won't get past the POSTER stage and I call it what it is, an imposter. Precede the word farce or facade with the big F word and you got what I see Bro.

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[> [> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT WRONG STUNT FOR THE RIGHT REASON -- tish875, 07:02:15 02/27/03 Thu

for sure--------- this giant lava project has went bananas.

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IS THE GIANT LAVA LAMP AN ENORMOUS TRIBUTE TO GETTING STONED IN YOUR BASEMENT AT FIFTEEN? -- No name, 07:12:33 02/23/03 Sun


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[> Re: IS THE GIANT LAVA LAMP AN ENORMOUS TRIBUTE TO GETTING STONED IN YOUR BASEMENT AT FIFTEEN? -- heidi43, 09:59:32 02/23/03 Sun

Did you ever wonder how long pot stays in a person's lungs? The peace and love groupies that used controlled substances back in the 60s claim they have perodic flashbacks. Glad to be a conventional forties grad rather than a 60s flower child. If it came to a vote on whether to build a giant lava lamp or not, majority of soap lake people would vote a big no. The dream of one man should not take priority over other's dreams. The publicity overkill trappings are usually found to be induced by a dreamer seeking to gain something. Anyone caught in the dreamer's riptide tags along thinking they too have something to gain. The art of salesmanship at work is the tender trap many fall into. If your not smart enough to think for yourself...buyer beware.

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[> [> Re: IS THE GIANT LAVA LAMP AN ENORMOUS TRIBUTE TO GETTING STONED IN YOUR BASEMENT AT FIFTEEN? -- siggie, 16:27:42 02/24/03 Mon

Stoners love the vomiting mind numbing motion of the lava lamp.

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[> [> [> Re: IS THE GIANT LAVA LAMP AN ENORMOUS TRIBUTE TO GETTING STONED IN YOUR BASEMENT AT FIFTEEN? -- sue, 06:48:34 02/27/03 Thu

Nothing wrong with lava lamp motion. What is wrong, is when people persist on promoting the impossible and try to pass the concept off as cool groovy far out feasible idea. THAT is not living in reality.

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[> [> [> [> Re: IS THE GIANT LAVA LAMP AN ENORMOUS TRIBUTE TO GETTING STONED IN YOUR BASEMENT AT FIFTEEN? -- Marlin, 06:59:02 02/27/03 Thu

re history. This small community in eastern washington has attracted many 60s leftovers, stoners and dreamers with or without integrity. Many of those that took up short resident in the town of soap lake later moved away after having tried to scam their projects through at the expense of local, state and federal government.

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65 FT. GIANT LAVA LAMP BELONGS AT NEVERLAND NOT SOAP LAKE, WA. -- ~~, 01:58:49 02/25/03 Tue


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[> Re: 65 FT. GIANT LAVA LAMP BELONGS AT NEVERLAND NOT SOAP LAKE, WA. -- walker, 02:39:08 02/25/03 Tue

Manufactors have recommended Lava lamps are for ages 6-8 years and up. Neverland sounds like the right spot. These un-hip Soap Lake motion lamp enthusiasts are neophites trying to duplicate commercial models. They will have a very hard time duplicating that display in a 65 ft. giant, fairly complicated to balance the compounds, source of heat, size of globe and the secret ingredients are guarded very closely. The Soap Lake tourists may never see the golden opportunity to sit back, become transfixed and veg-out at the feet of the 65 ft. Giant. People from all over the globe wanting to worship an icon or be healed may have to seek out one of those other icons, possibly the icon said to weep or the one said to bleed every so often. Last resort..take home a Giant Lava Lamp Poster. What will they dream up next? Annointed prayer cloths with motion lamps on them?

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[> [> Re: 65 FT. GIANT LAVA LAMP BELONGS AT NEVERLAND NOT SOAP LAKE, WA. -- craig, 07:04:40 02/26/03 Wed

Could the first run Giant Lava Lamp posters that were sold and did not have credits listed to Haggerty Enterprises Inc. become valuable as collectible pop-art? Might bring a fair market penny.

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[> [> [> Re: 65 FT. GIANT LAVA LAMP BELONGS AT NEVERLAND NOT SOAP LAKE, WA. -- No name, 21:11:21 02/26/03 Wed

Bullshit doesn't pay. Did JUDAS benefit?

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[> 75 FOOT LAVA LAMP AND GROWING -- Pinocchio, 09:38:28 02/25/03 Tue

What is with the growing size of the Giant Lava Lamp? Started at 60 feet, went to 65 feet, and is now up to 75 feet. At the rate it is growing, it will soon be taller then the Space Needle or the Eiffel Tower.

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[> [> Re: 75 FOOT LAVA LAMP AND GROWING -- sue, 08:23:39 02/26/03 Wed

The posters show the erection has gotten bigger than 60 ft. Maybe the Giant is taking Viagra. Doesn't turn me on, I'm celibate. lol

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QUESTION IS: WHO MAY BE DEMANDING ROYALTIES RE GIANT LAVA LAMP? -- No name, 06:21:29 02/23/03 Sun


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[> Re: QUESTION IS: WHO MAY BE DEMANDING ROYALTIES RE GIANT LAVA LAMP? -- PAT, 06:28:59 02/23/03 Sun

Giant Lava Lamp Posters are on sale at Soap Lake Senior Center. We are told a dollar goes here and a dollar goes there. Sort of a sweetheart deal. Is the tax figured in? Does Center have a resale license? Since when? How sweet is that? I am quite sure royalties are not included in their dollar here and there co-mingling effort.

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[> [> Re: QUESTION IS: WHO MAY BE DEMANDING ROYALTIES RE GIANT LAVA LAMP? -- macOne, 06:45:19 02/23/03 Sun

Was their authorization to use city and county officials names on the giant lava lamp poster? Hard to believe.

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[> [> [> Re: QUESTION IS: WHO MAY BE DEMANDING ROYALTIES RE GIANT LAVA LAMP? -- anderson, 06:49:06 02/23/03 Sun

Come on, these guys are only looking for clout. Conflict of interest is not their concern.

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[> [> [> [> Re: QUESTION IS: WHO MAY BE DEMANDING ROYALTIES RE GIANT LAVA LAMP? -- hankthefrank, 06:59:58 02/23/03 Sun

If the local chamber of commerce along with county and city officials willing became listed as lava poster boys and girls, those weighty sponsors maybe also willing to pay for a royalty dispute if it is brought about. Bowing to the KING OF LAVA is always considered a proper gesture.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: QUESTION IS: WHO MAY BE DEMANDING ROYALTIES RE GIANT LAVA LAMP? -- Moses Lake, 14:08:13 02/23/03 Sun

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see why the giant lava lamp posters are alluding to people of title, Kenneth Lee, Fred Slough, Terry Brewer, Bill Riley and Tim Snead to name a few. Name dropping won't elevate the giant lava lamp cause. We do read past see Jane run. Snow jobs will always be snow jobs. Bad taste will always be bad taste.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: QUESTION IS: WHO MAY BE DEMANDING ROYALTIES RE GIANT LAVA LAMP? -- DR. LALA, 14:28:08 02/23/03 Sun

I remain UNIMPRESSED.

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[> [> [> Re: QUESTION IS: WHO MAY BE DEMANDING ROYALTIES RE GIANT LAVA LAMP? -- wade, 09:14:27 02/26/03 Wed

The commissioner named on Brent's poster, does wear more than one hat, appoints committee that selects by priority projects in Grant County to be funded. Matter of ethics: Adding that name leads us to BLack's legal definition of the "doctrine of fairness." This perilously borders on a prejudicial issue, especially when name has been used without person's knowledge or permission and posters have been advertised and sold. Could be that nothing is scared when your hell-bent to shove your dream up everyone's derriere; whether the silent majority of the population in the community wants it or not hasn't seemed to matter much.

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LAVA LAMPS NEED TENDER LOVING CARE. -- Evie Watkins, 16:03:35 02/23/03 Sun

To all you lava lamp lovers: Lava Lamps are colorful cozy creatures that enjoy TLC just like you. They like setting around with you in your parlour, your bedroom and other nice toasty safe spots where they won't get hurt, shaken up or broken to pieces. After a few years with you they depend on you to see that their fluid is replaced if you find they appear to ooz less and less, get filmy and look dull. They do not like cold, freezing rain and snow turns them off. They aren't meant to be too tall, work too hard, live outside all the time or be plagued by bugs and birds. They won't live long under harsh conditions. After hearing about Soap Lake's horrendous oversized giant lava lamp setting in the middle of the street, being expected to work it's guts out twenty four seven, a group of the likes of them got their globs together and decided it was their duty to conduct an intervention to save the Soap Lake giant lava lamp from a hard life ahead. What could they be planning to do? ... Evie Watkins

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[> Re: LAVA LAMPS NEED TENDER LOVING CARE. -- karrie, 08:51:52 02/26/03 Wed

This has got to be a joke. They want to put this 65 foot giant lava lamp outdoors in blistering heat,blustering rain and snow, expecting it will function properly? This is an insane concept. Do they have anything working upstairs? Moreover, makes you wonder what brings about such a dream state.

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SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER PARADE RAINED ON -- ~, 06:42:55 02/26/03 Wed

Th world-wide web is full of colorful comments, much jest being made over Soap Lake's giant publicity scheme. They are raining on Brent's parade like giant snowballs coming down hard. One of the best comments to consider: RAIN ON HOT LAVA GLOBE BURSTS GLOBE. Washington State has a heavy rain belt, even the desert climate at Soap Lake gets more than their share of nasty cold rain, sleet, hail and plenty of icy snow. Worst comments: "the organization building this is funded so I think they would have enough money to make it possible" {FALSE} " Maintinance would probably not be a problem because the city and a private foundation would e servicing it." {FALSE} From the WA-CERT application (and maybe between) to the pixel images used, seems to turn up looking on the FALSE side rather than TRUE side. Makes people very leery of this project.

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[> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER PARADE RAINED ON -- Dr.Lala, 06:48:01 02/26/03 Wed

THEY WILL NEVER BE DOING IT. IT CAN'T BE DONE.

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[> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER PARADE RAINED ON -- aussie73, 06:55:29 02/26/03 Wed

DARN. IT CAN'T BE DONE? I was so looking forward to traveling to Soap Lake's Giant BBQ. Couldn't wait to stand on the Giant Lava Lamp Balconey watching my meat cooking on the sizzling globe. Dam..guess I will have to just sit in Australia & watch this thing blow up on TV.

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[> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER PARADE RAINED ON -- chipindale2003, 07:22:06 02/26/03 Wed

Don't sweat the small stuff at Soap Lake, the poster boys only have a poster and a GIANT lot to learn! Take a REAL LOOK at the not so fake at the URL's listed below.

http://www.lavaland.de/index2.htm. ( be sure to drop off last period)

http://www.lavaland.de/gallery.htm. ( be sure to drop off last period)

Biggest giant lava lamp I've ever seen built, especially when you look at the first link, with they guys standing in front of the lamp. Now these guys have got a secret....eh?
 

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[> [> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER PARADE RAINED ON -- sedona, 08:00:39 02/26/03 Wed

How the hell do these Soap Lake peanuts think they are going to transport this 65 foot Giant Lava Lamp to Soap Lake or do they plan to build in right in the middle of the street as their stupid posters show. (NUTS-NUTS-NUTS and more NUTS) Maybe they have never heard the song, "I'M ALL SHOOK UP." Undue shaking or sharp impacts, especially during transport of the display device, can cause total or partial emulsification of the globule. Another brainflash or brainstorm won't fix that.

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[> [> [> [> Re: SOAP LAKE GIANT LAVA LAMP POSTER PARADE RAINED ON -- primo67, 08:15:26 02/26/03 Wed

You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't keep fooling all of the people all of the time. It sure appears to be that Blake knows nothing about lava history? Blake keeps putting it out there loud and clear, "when we build it, they will come." "Giant Lava Lamp found at Soap Lake, USA." How about doing a reality check?

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GIANT LAVA LAMP GROWS TO 65 FEET TALL -- dolly_D, 14:23:14 02/23/03 Sun

Must have been given growth hormones to be able to sprout from 60 Feet Tall to 65 Feet Tall almost overnight. If they keep moving the height bar, expect a sky scraper and a nine eleven.

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[> Re: GIANT LAVA LAMP GROWS TO 65 FEET TALL -- diva, 16:52:57 02/24/03 Mon

Nothing to fret about, only someone from a backwoods town would come up with such an unfeasible idea as a 65 foot giant lava lamp. The kitsch will not work and the idea will end up having to be trashed. Anyone with brains should known that and put the kibosh on it early on. These youthful thinking glory seekers haven't a clue what they are up against or who and what they are going to run into. By the way the lava lamo inventor died in mid 2000. Haggerty Enterprises Inc. is still alive and well, holding onto the rights and secret. Blake and crew have their work cut out for them.

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SCEPTICS BELIEVE GIANT LAVA LAMP CAN BLOW UP LIKE THE COLUMBIA; OVERHEATED PRESSURE CHAMBER. -- No name, 08:52:16 02/05/03 Wed


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[> Re: SCEPTICS BELIEVE GIANT LAVA LAMP CAN BLOW UP LIKE THE COLUMBIA; OVERHEATED PRESSURE CHAMBER. -- tang, 06:27:14 02/06/03 Thu

Maybe Iraq has the capibility of building a 60 ft. giant lava lamp that will blow up. :-)

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[> [> Re: SCEPTICS BELIEVE GIANT LAVA LAMP CAN BLOW UP LIKE THE COLUMBIA; OVERHEATED PRESSURE CHAMBER. -- Ron, 23:49:40 02/23/03 Sun

Who needs a lava lamp anyway?

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[> Re: SCEPTICS BELIEVE GIANT LAVA LAMP CAN BLOW UP LIKE THE COLUMBIA; OVERHEATED PRESSURE CHAMBER. -- dave, 06:00:47 02/08/03 Sat

Is there a safe site for such a monster? Why not didn't they sight the placement or get a location okayed? Who will have the expertise to issue this building permit and what is considered to be the existing restrictions for building the thing? Minor issue I suppose cause noone is talking about that. Hardy-Har. More imaginary BS.

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[> Re: SCEPTICS BELIEVE GIANT LAVA LAMP CAN BLOW UP LIKE THE COLUMBIA; OVERHEATED PRESSURE CHAMBER. -- TJ, 06:17:32 02/08/03 Sat

This giant lava lamp promotion is like a novel wriiten by a novice. Won't sell. Looks like a giant publicity stunt.

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NO SERVICE & MAINTENANCE CONTRACT OR AGREEMENT EXISTS BETWEEN SOLA LALA & CITY OF SOAP LAKE. -- Jerry, 11:32:17 02/23/03 Sun

To date, CLAIM is still being made on www.giantlavalamp.com. Service and maintenance of the giant lava lamp structure has never been approved or voted on by City of Soap Lake and a joint service & maintenance collaboration does not exist between City of Soap Lake and SOLA LALA, which is a private foundation connected to the Giant Lava Lamp project. The claim is outright misleading. To say...."will be provided" while operating from no official base, certainly sends up a red flag. Because City has never ever agreed to provide, claim would have to be considered false.

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[> Re: NO SERVICE & MAINTENANCE CONTRACT OR AGREEMENT EXISTS BETWEEN SOLA LALA & CITY OF SOAP LAKE. -- No name, 11:35:32 02/23/03 Sun

How about 3 strikes and your out? This is the 3rd miss. Come on get things straight.

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[> [> Re: NO SERVICE & MAINTENANCE CONTRACT OR AGREEMENT EXISTS BETWEEN SOLA LALA & CITY OF SOAP LAKE. -- harryw03, 11:44:15 02/23/03 Sun

I never took this project to be for real from the get-go. I never swallow doublespeak.

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[> [> [> Re: NO SERVICE & MAINTENANCE CONTRACT OR AGREEMENT EXISTS BETWEEN SOLA LALA & CITY OF SOAP LAKE. -- No name, 12:02:50 02/23/03 Sun

More about unsound reasoning. If nobody made the claim and nobody is perfect, they could be considered perfectly correct in doing so. Say what?

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$25 MILLION DOLLAR GIANT LAVA LAMP VENTURE IS UNREALIST.IC. -- No name, 04:50:14 02/23/03 Sun


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[> Re: $25 MILLION DOLLAR GIANT LAVA LAMP VENTURE IS UNREALIST.IC. -- No name, 05:03:09 02/23/03 Sun

Susan's book was titled, "stop the insanity." Word has it that will soon happen. Right of petition is in motion and signatures are being gathered.

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[> Re: $25 MILLION DOLLAR GIANT LAVA LAMP VENTURE IS UNREALIST.IC. -- zx5951, 05:22:44 02/23/03 Sun

I couldn't help but laugh when the party on another forum claimed to have spit Cherrios all over the place when reading about the giant lava lamp. Puts it in perspective.

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[> Re: $25 MILLION DOLLAR GIANT LAVA LAMP VENTURE IS UNREALIST.IC. -- dantheman, 05:44:18 02/23/03 Sun

Let us hope his unrefined pop-art project poops out.

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[> [> Re: $25 MILLION DOLLAR GIANT LAVA LAMP VENTURE IS UNREALIST.IC. -- darcydoe44, 09:24:08 02/23/03 Sun

Michael Jackson is the KING of POP, Elvis Presley is the KING of ROCK & ROLL and Haggerty Enterprises Inc. is the KING of LAVA. Is this trivia or what?

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CAN THE ERECTION OF THE ENERGY CONSUMING GIANT EVER COME TO BE A REALITY. -- No name, 09:02:00 02/23/03 Sun


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[> Re: CAN THE ERECTION OF THE ENERGY CONSUMING GIANT EVER COME TO BE A REALITY. -- REV., 09:11:35 02/23/03 Sun

Brent Blake said, when we build it they will come. If you believe that, want to buy the Brooklyn Bridge from me? GOT MILK? GOT MONEY? JESUS said, feed my sheep. He did not say, fleece the lambs. Some seek to milk the system for all it is worth.

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DOOMED $25 MILLION DOLLAR PROJECT NEEDS A BURIAL PLOT.. -- No name, 13:51:51 02/22/03 Sat


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[> Re: DOOMED $25 MILLION DOLLAR PROJECT NEEDS A BURIAL PLOT. -- No name, 15:30:06 02/22/03 Sat

PROJECT DOOMED FROM DAY ONE.
On FEB. 20, 2003, the Soap Lake Giant Lava Lamp entrepreneurs issued a NEW PRESS RELEASE which appeared on Google Search. The public became informed that the website of Brent Blake @ www.giantlavalamp.com, contained lava lamp images on site that were another's property; federally registered trademarks owned by Haggerty Enterprises, Inc.

This hitch comes right on the heels of the project's first setback. Blake's October 1, 2002 Wa-Cert application fell short of conforming to applicant requirement; was not filled out in regulation compliance. City of Soap Lake was shown as applicant but had no knowledge of application submitted by Blake, Giant Lava Lamp Team Mgr.

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[> [> Re: DOOMED $25 MILLION DOLLAR PROJECT NEEDS A BURIAL PLOT. -- dennisreed, 15:42:01 02/22/03 Sat

I did see the giant lava lamp posters for sale on their internet site. Don't know if you can do that. Sounds as if they are now claiming that the lava lamp images they used were not their property and trying to close the barn door after the horse got out?

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[> Re: DOOMED $25 MILLION DOLLAR PROJECT NEEDS A BURIAL PLOT.. -- PanamaXX, 05:37:06 02/23/03 Sun

The kiddish idea certainly needs to be dumped. How about a burial plot at the vacated sanitary landfill or the vacated carnival grounds. Both are fitting burial grounds.

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SOAP LAKE NEEDS A FACE-LIFT BEFORE SPENDING $25 MILLION DOLLAR ON A HIPPIE STREET OUTFIT. -- cozyB, 04:43:01 02/23/03 Sun


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[> Re: SOAP LAKE NEEDS A FACE-LIFT BEFORE SPENDING $25 MILLION DOLLAR ON A HIPPIE STREET OUTFIT. -- No name, 05:07:19 02/23/03 Sun

Don't go for too many face-lifts. The town could cave in, nose first. :-)

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NO $25 MILLION DOLLAR GIANT LAVA LAMP AT SOAP LAKE, WA.. -- No name, 05:52:51 02/08/03 Sat


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[> Re: NO $25 MILLION DOLLAR GIANT LAVA LAMP AT SOAP LAKE, WA.. -- Powers, 21:13:22 02/22/03 Sat

Between 1998 and 2001, 184 Soap Lake homes were sold, average price $39,175. All Soap Lake needs is a giant lava lamp in mid town to really screw up the works, lowering values even more. Bluntly speaking, stop the music. Many of us are disgusted enough over foolish costly ideas and have begun to worry about whether we can salvage any equity from our investment in Soap Lake's soft unstable real estate market. Quality people will move elsewhere, finding a more reasonably sane, sensible and affordable place to live.

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