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Date Posted: 19:34:14 12/15/02 Sun
Author: Arrowhead
Author Host/IP: dialup-65.58.221.164.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net / 65.58.221.164
Subject: "We're gonna wear out that back seat, if you know what I'm saying."

There's this old car commercial that shows a couple going to a car lot to buy a car and the salesmen watches, shocked, as the woman says to her man, "How's the back seat, honey?" And says to the salesman, "It's going to get a lot of use." And the man is in the backseat, rocking it back and forth in a rather tacky manner and leans between the front seats, panting, and he's like, "Oh yeah, baby, this will be just fine for what we're going to use it for!" And she says, "I'll join you in a sec." But then you see that it was for their dog, who was going to jump around a lot in the back seat and lean between the seats and pant, and the man was simulating what the dog would do to see if it would be suitable for his dog. Actually, the ending, letting the audience know that the couple was only referring to a dog and probably don't engage in sex unless it's missionary sex to procreate in the sanctity of marriage, kind of ruined it. "Don't worry, puritans, they're not having sex. Not in the back of a car. You're still safe." But otherwise, it's an okay commercial. Except for that it's got a proposterous premise brought to life by the performance of the horny guy and the jaded girl and shocked salesman. Maybe it was a dog food ad. Maybe it was an anti-sex public service announcement. Maybe it was a pro-zoophilia p.s.a. I can't remember. It was awhile ago. I take it back, I don't love this commercial, and I don't even like it. I'm sorry that I wasted your time.

I did like it at the time because it reminded me of that one skit on SNL where they physically abuse each other and spout increasingly sexual innuendo, and one of the skits took place at a car dealership and they say things like, "Do you want to shift it? You wanna shift my stick?" It was called The Zimmermans, and had Ben Afleck as a car salesman. Also, it reminded me of the scene in Crash where James Spader and Rosanna Arquette go into a car dealership and the salesman walks up and is like, "You see anything that interests you?" And Rosanna's rubbing her breasts against the car, sticking her butt in the air, and is like, "This interests me." And stands up and goes, "I want to see if I can fit into a car made for a normal body." Because she's been in a few car crashes and has black metal braces on her torso and legs, with little compartments that hold cigarettes and she's dressed in black leather with a scary-looking S&M walking cane and looks like Darth Vader and she gets in and one of the hooks on her leg brace snagged on the seat and she goes, "I'm stuck." And the car salesman tries to help her out, grabbing her leg, her inner thigh, and rips the car seat trying to get her undone, and this arouses Rosanna and James because they get off on car wrecks, and feel like they were taking the car's virginity, and she feels up James' crotch while the salesman is like, "Darn it."

But anyway, I love this commercial.

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Also, I like the last Steve The Dell Dude commercial -- Arrowhead, 20:40:27 12/15/02 Sun
- You're making that up. -- Katherine, 11:24:25 12/16/02 Mon
  - Re: You're making that up. -- Arrowhead, 20:01:25 12/16/02 Mon
  - Re: You're making that up. -- sanriopink, 17:56:26 07/26/03 Sat
    - This post was made before Steve was busted and arrested -- Donathan, 12:23:51 08/03/03 Sun
      - Wow, this shit is SO OLD. I can say shit on Commercials I Hate. Can I say it here? -- Arrowhead, 12:33:20 04/18/05 Mon