Re: 10 commandments -- Unicorn

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, [6], 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 22:54:12 08/02/02 Fri
Author: Leisa*)
Author Host/IP: ACAB9ED2.ipt.aol.com / 172.171.158.210
Subject: Re: 10 commandments
In reply to: Highlander 's message, "10 commandments" on 01:30:33 08/02/02 Fri

These are so good, Stephen
thanks for posting them

One question: So, #3 is okay as long as it isn't done at the end of a smoky bar?
;)

Leisa*)

>I. Thou shall not invite ones close friends and spouse
>to dinner only to eye up her breasts, boast about
>remortgaging the garden shed nor cream unvital
>materialistic information over wine and cloth.
>
>II. Thou shall reply to all correspondance wether
>vocal or technical means within a reasonable time
>schedule.
>
>III. Thou shall not cavote or at least attempt to
>induce the lover of another by means of bullshitting
>at the end of a smokey bar.
>
>IV. Thou shall swear allegiance to a friend and
>immediately bin a foe.
>
>V. Thou shall act impulsively but with honest ways in
>deciding where one should spend an evening and not to
>proceed to dinner with a quartet of suburban upright
>garbage when one does not need to endure.
>
>VI. Thou shall never judge but when the need arises
>then one should only judge one on how one treats
>another.
>
>VII. Thou shall be content with ones basics of life
>and that is life itself and never try to emulate your
>Brother, Sister or neighbour for they are an
>individual like you but not the same as you so
>therefore ones individualistics may differ from one to
>another so the need to carbon anothers materialistic
>goals are needless and thou shall forever remain
>pointless.
>
>VIII. Thou shall forge and seek a clean life and avoid
>collatoral damage and uneccessary complications. Thou
>shall accomplish this only by eradicating the trash
>folder in your life.
>
>VIIII. Thou shall remain you and you only. Thou shall
>be permitted however to pick bits of another to
>enhance ones life but the picking shall only be from
>wiser and cleaner beings than yourself.
>
>X. Thou shall act strong but firm and thou shall
>always remember that this life is a stage but there is
>a good chance that an idiot built the stage from cheap
>wood and so a collapse is inevitable when you walk on
>an unbalanced joice.
>
>
>Written and Compiled
>By Stephen Hamilton Nicol

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Re: 10 commandments -- Highlander, 23:17:51 08/02/02 Fri