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Date Posted: 01:30:33 08/02/02 Fri
Author: Highlander
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Subject: 10 commandments

I. Thou shall not invite ones close friends and spouse to dinner only to eye up her breasts, boast about remortgaging the garden shed nor cream unvital materialistic information over wine and cloth.

II. Thou shall reply to all correspondance wether vocal or technical means within a reasonable time schedule.

III. Thou shall not cavote or at least attempt to induce the lover of another by means of bullshitting at the end of a smokey bar.

IV. Thou shall swear allegiance to a friend and immediately bin a foe.

V. Thou shall act impulsively but with honest ways in deciding where one should spend an evening and not to proceed to dinner with a quartet of suburban upright garbage when one does not need to endure.

VI. Thou shall never judge but when the need arises then one should only judge one on how one treats another.

VII. Thou shall be content with ones basics of life and that is life itself and never try to emulate your Brother, Sister or neighbour for they are an individual like you but not the same as you so therefore ones individualistics may differ from one to another so the need to carbon anothers materialistic goals are needless and thou shall forever remain pointless.

VIII. Thou shall forge and seek a clean life and avoid collatoral damage and uneccessary complications. Thou shall accomplish this only by eradicating the trash folder in your life.

VIIII. Thou shall remain you and you only. Thou shall be permitted however to pick bits of another to enhance ones life but the picking shall only be from wiser and cleaner beings than yourself.

X. Thou shall act strong but firm and thou shall always remember that this life is a stage but there is a good chance that an idiot built the stage from cheap wood and so a collapse is inevitable when you walk on an unbalanced joice.


Written and Compiled
By Stephen Hamilton Nicol

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