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Date Posted: 14:16:02 08/14/01 Tue
Author: tim
Subject: timmy went to America

so i feel compeled to write about my trip to America, as the people who ergularly check the board know i am not a big fan of America, mainly due the negative affect it seems to have on the rest of the world.
Though it has recently been made extreme as a result of that aomeba, BUSH, standing for Bastard, Under-educated, Sub-Human.

So as i get off the plane the first communication i have with an American is as i was focusing a camera, someone started yelling. After a few seconds i stop and look and am suprised to see he is yelling at me. He tells me to give him the camera. Twice. Snatches it off me and demands to know if i have taken a photo. Apparently i wasn't allowed. Minutes later i saw, in a room full of US flags, a tacky LED screen saying in laterally moving font, "THE FEDERAL AGENCIES OF AMERICA WECOME YOU".

I felt as welcome as a fart in NASA spacesuit.




i'm sure i'll recall more later.

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