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Date Posted: 19:10:41 12/04/06 Mon
Author: Blaire Watson (Best JOKE of all time.)
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes
In reply to: Andy 's message, "Blonde jokes" on 05:43:06 12/06/02 Fri

>Blonde in Your Fridge
>
>Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
>A: There is lipstick on the cucumber
>
>Not Going To Try This Again
>
>A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though
>she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts
>the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into
>motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
>pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
>In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
>seem to get a firm grip.
>She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
>but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The
>horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its
>slipping rider.
>
>Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts
>to leap away from the horse and throw herself to
>safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in
>the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
>horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
>the ground over and over.
>She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great
>fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and
>unplugs the horse.
>
>Blonderrific Hair!
>
>Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
>She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse,
>repeat!
>
>Blonde Puzzle
>
>Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she
>finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
>A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
>
>Blonde Half-Wit
>
>What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
>Gifted
>
>Blonde Safe Sex
>
>What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
>Locking the car door.
>
>Bad Day Blondie
>
>How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
>Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her
>pencil.
>
>Interblonde
>
>What's the difference between a blonde and the
>internet?
>Not everyone's been on the internet!
>
>Blonde in Natchitoches
>
>Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they
>approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about
>the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back
>and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood
>at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee,
>''Before we order could you settle an argument for us?
>Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly.''
>The blonde leaned over and said ''Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr
>Kingggg.''
>
>Blonde Multiple Orgasms
>
>What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
>Great work, team!


>>>>how nice jokes can be read from this site...but this writer seems not funny anymore because thier some jokes are not funny. Thier jokes seemed narrating a story on a blondy gal... Someone found that there are some jokes are not suitable for young audiences, parental guidance is recomended or advised. Smoking is dangerous to your health as Government as advised to everybody.....................
..........JOKE!!!...JOKE!!...I know your laufghting at this moment, don't deny it...(:>)hehehe!!!!...!

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