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Date Posted: 05:43:06 12/06/02 Fri
Author: Andy
Subject: Blonde jokes

Blonde in Your Fridge

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber

Not Going To Try This Again

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Blonderrific Hair!

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

Blonde Puzzle

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

Blonde Half-Wit

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted

Blonde Safe Sex

What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door.

Bad Day Blondie

How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Interblonde

What's the difference between a blonde and the internet?
Not everyone's been on the internet!

Blonde in Natchitoches

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, ''Before we order could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly.'' The blonde leaned over and said ''Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg.''

Blonde Multiple Orgasms

What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
Great work, team!

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