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Re: joke

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Date Posted: 18:39:24 05/09/01 Wed
In reply to: Kat 's message, "Re: joke" on 16:27:08 05/09/01 Wed

yeah that ones wkd
here's another

A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $100,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!" The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno. The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas. The company president walks over to reward the volunteers.
"What do you guys plan to do with the money?" the president asks the group.
The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, "The first thing we�re going to do is fix the fucking brakes on that truck."

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Re: joke	GG	21:48:04 05/10/01 Thu