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Date Posted: 21:48:04 05/10/01 Thu
In reply to:
GG
's message, "Re: joke" on 18:39:24 05/09/01 Wed
>yeah that ones wkd
>here's another
(a bit gay, but funny)
Tony decides to have a party and invites all his friends. On the invitation he puts ‘Theme Party: Come as a Human Emotion’.
On the party night, the first guest arrives. He opens the door to see his partner, Greg, covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
"Darling! Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
Greg says, "I`m green with envy".
Tony replies, "Brilliant, sweetie, come on in!"
A few minutes, later the next guest arrives. He’s covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round his privates.
Tony’s impressed. “Wow, Phil, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
"I`m tickled pink".
"I love it! Come on in and join the party"
A couple of minutes later, the doorbell goes for the third time, and Tony opens the door to see Gerard and Simon, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his dick stuck in a pear.
Laughing, Tony ushers them in, saying, "What the hell are you doing, angels? You could get arrested for standing like that out in the street. What emotion is this supposed to be?"
Gerard replies, "Well, I`m fucking disgusted, and Simon’s come in despair."
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