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>>>T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was >>>pissed. >>>He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. >>> >>>Bitchy little brats, ungrateful little jerks. >>> >>>I've got a good mind to scrap the whole works. >>> >>> >>> >>>I've busted my ass for damn near a year. >>> >>>Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? >>> >>>The old lady bitches 'cause I work late at night... >>> >>>The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight. >>> >>> >>> >>>Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. >>> >>>Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. >>> >>>And just when I thought that things would get >better, >>> >>>Those IRS assholes sent me a letter. >>> >>> >>> >>>They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny. >>> >>>Who the hell ever sent Santa some money? >>> >>>And the kids these days - they all are the pits. >>> >>>They want the impossible. Those mean little shits. >>> >>> >>> >>>I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds, >>> >>>Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads, >>> >>>I made tons of yoyo's - No request for them... >>> >>>Computers and robots...they think I'm IBM. >>> >>> >>> >>>Flying through the air and dodging the trees, >>> >>>Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees. >>> >>>I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment. >>> >>>I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. >>> >>> >>>There's no Christmas this year...you know the >>>reason... >>> >>>Found me a blonde... going SOUTH for the season! >>> >>> >>>Have A Great Day... >>> >>><IMG >>>SRC="http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/foxyd >o >>l >>>z/missycouple.jpg" WIDTH="155" HEIGHT="160">

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