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Subject: My Wonderful Story... Author: Scooby Goo [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 09:06:16 10/18/01 Thu It was late at night. A night like any other night. Except this one was different. I was in my room taking off my velvety, hot, sweatty Scooby-suit, when I heard a voice from the other room. The living room. It beconed me from afar. I thought i recognised the voice...Tonight would be special. I could feel it in the depth of my scooby-soul. I adjusted my Victoria Secret Wonder-bra staps and went towards the room. He was still there speaking to me. Only me. We were all alone in this big huge house, and i had him all to myself. I was sick of sharing him with them. All of them who wanted him so badly. So badly they ached. I entered the room and there he was, still there, still waiting for me. Just like the hundreds of other times i'd seen him. I pulled out the Canadian mist and glasses out of the cushions of my couch and poured us both a glass. "Johnny, you are looking sumtious" i said. I ran my finger down the side of his beutiful cloven chin. But suddenly the TV screen zapped me! Damn! It happened again. The cold cruel realization that this was just a reiuz. Why did it always happen when things were going so well. I could swear he was looking at me. I could almost feel him. Damn damn damn. So i re-wound the tape and tryed it again. This time would be different. I got the anti-static spray out and sprayed myself down. "A girl could get to like this", i said to myself. So i went back to my room to try it again. This time would be special. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story... Author: HonaluGoo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:26:35 10/18/01 Thu O M G! That is THE BEST John-Fiction I have ever read! Scoob . . . I never knew you possessed such a talent! Underneath all of that fake fur is the soul of a writer! So descriptive . . . so passionate . . . soooooo sexxxxxy! I would sit here and stroke you some more . . but I am off! Off to send your story to the "Write the Goos"! I know YOU wrote it and all . . but I will take all of the credit for actually sending it to them . . ok? P.S. "cloven chin" . . . LOL! CMA! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story... Author: S.O.L. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:02:07 10/18/01 Thu Wait a minute! That was fiction? It sounded totally real! I do that all the time. I totally felt like I was walking in your shoes! The second I hear Johnny's voice I stop, scream, and run to the source. I've scared quite a few people in Walmart that way. And do you have any idea how many speakers they have in that place? Hundreds! I get quite dizzy trying to track the source. Scooby, you should try covering your tv screen with vasaline. Yeah, it makes the picture a bit wavey but it's totally worth it. You never get shocked and if you are ever overcome with the urge to lean in and press your lips to John's you also get some instant conditioning for your lips! Ever since I started doing this my lips are never dry and chapped. Just a thought. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story... Author: Velcro Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 12:01:13 10/18/01 Thu I am all hot bothered. Please Scooby Goo, write more story. I think your stories will help me have less crappy life. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story... Author: No one [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:44:18 10/18/01 Thu Come on now Scoob fess up... You didn't really write that did you?? I mean you must have had a professional novel writer write that... Such depth, such emotion, such sheer raw energy!! I think I lactated. If you wrote that yourself, then you deserve a pulitzer prize!! You are sure to get a shout out!! I wouldnt be surpised if they actually put a link to it, in their eoac extra special area that nobody can get into unless they are a hacker. LOL!! HonaluGoo.. That is such a gooD idea to do that. You did tell them that Scoob is a FIF regular right?? We want them to think of our board when they read that!! LOL!! *Loves you all!!* *Thinks she belongs to the most special board in the world* *has a story page too and wants everyone to go and read it* NAKED PICTURES OF JOHNNY... LOOK!! *wink wink* No one [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story... Author: S.O.L. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 13:11:46 10/18/01 Thu OMG No One! You are such an amazing author! I'm putting down my favorite erotica, "Topping from Below," and staying glued to my computer from now on just to see how this story pans out. First I think I have to get a new monitor though. My drool kinda shorted this one out a bit. Wait a minute! What am I supposed to do? Sit at the computer so I can be the first to read the next glorious lines of No One's story or sit in front of my tv for all the Johnny appearances coming up? Of course chosing between No one and Johnny is next to impossible. I need help! Oh, and won't my lips get chapped if I'm not there to kiss Johnny on tv? Oh who to worship? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story... Author: No one [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:10:46 10/19/01 Fri Good job.. nice asskissing!! always appreciated. I give you permission to go back and forth between the two of us... wouldnt want your lips to get chapped, you gotta look good if you plan on sticking around here. *wink wink* No one [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story... Author: Scooby Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 13:34:29 10/18/01 Thu SOL, I feel your confusion. I too was unassure of what exactly was more important. I got this wonderful idea! I put my TV on top of my computer monitor, which sits right next to my VCR, beside my CD/CASSETTE TAPE/DVD PLAYER, and i keep all of them on all the time. I also have tapes Q-ed and ready to go in case of an unexpected Goo moment. It can be overstimulating at times, but it is a good overstimulation! P.S. That vaseline worked wonderfully! Vicks Mentholatum would work good if i had a cold, huh?!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Scooby! Author: S.O.L. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 13:51:39 10/18/01 Thu Yes. The vicks works fantastic! Just remember one very important thing, when using vicks, you can't kiss the tv. Instead, you have to rub your bare chest against it. That way you don't poisen yourself. And you get a little thrill. Thanks for the great idea for arranging my equipment. I'll get right on it! Gotta be prepped for all the Goo coming this weeking. Ok, that sounded a bit dirty. Didn't mean it that way. But now that it's on my mind.... [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story... Author: Sara Bee [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 09:00:31 10/19/01 Fri That was repulsive Scooby, do you really do that? You must be one of those psyco fans that needs to wear a shirt that says," fear this"! If it would fit over your pathetic scooby-suit! LOL! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story...A Shameless Bump TO THE TOP! Author: Scooby Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:30:15 10/24/01 Wed In case you missed it the first time....and if you didn't - another chance to read it again! Pour yourself a cool one and get ready for a Goo-ed story! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: An Unabashed Attempt for Goo Recognition Author: Scooby Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 14:01:31 10/30/01 Tue Hey?!! Didn't you guys send this in to the Daily? Every day i go there and still no "shout out"?!! I really worked hard on that...it was my baby you know!! And still nothing. -No One, i really thought you would stash it away on Tribute, you know...right next to Bukowski's great work. ( what happened to that anyway?!!) maybe in the Storage Locker or something...WELL??!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: An Unabashed Attempt for Goo Recognition Author: No one [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 14:13:46 10/30/01 Tue Hey scooby.. I just answered this... (sort of) LOL.. on Velcro's poem post .. Hey.. HI we are on at the same time!! How the hell are you?? You wanna chat?? We could talk about the weather here and how it differs from the weather there.. you know.. real interesting stuff that everyone wants to read about.. I will put your story on Tribute.... I guess under the samw button as "MY FAN FICTION"....which can be found at... click here or copy and paste the following url... whatever is easiest. http://members.sitegadgets.com/Fair_is_Fair/story.html or you can just click on the link at the botton of the front page of the board here... and that will take you to my homepage.. "Tribute to the Fans" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: An Unabashed Attempt for Goo Recognition Author: HonaluGoo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:24:25 10/30/01 Tue I ABSOLUTELY sent your story into the Goos Scoob! I know you wrote it and all . . . but I just want a little tiny chunk of the glory. I think I failed to do what is necessary thought . . in order for them to actually read it and give you your well deserved shout-out . . . so here I go . . once a day . . every day . . . maybe even twice a day . . . the Goos will receive a sweet yet pushy letter from me until we have satisfaction! We WILL have satisfaction! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: An Unabashed Attempt for Goo Recognition Author: Skinny Gomer or Mushroom the Loadie [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 18:38:39 10/30/01 Tue Hey Scoob! You had a baby and I didn't know about it? I guess it's not hard to hide in a scooby suit. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]