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Subject: Re: My Wonderful Story...


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S.O.L.
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Date Posted: 11:02:07 10/18/01 Thu
In reply to: Scooby Goo 's message, "My Wonderful Story..." on 09:06:16 10/18/01 Thu

Wait a minute! That was fiction? It sounded totally real! I do that all the time. I totally felt like I was walking in your shoes! The second I hear Johnny's voice I stop, scream, and run to the source. I've scared quite a few people in Walmart that way. And do you have any idea how many speakers they have in that place? Hundreds! I get quite dizzy trying to track the source.
Scooby, you should try covering your tv screen with vasaline. Yeah, it makes the picture a bit wavey but it's totally worth it. You never get shocked and if you are ever overcome with the urge to lean in and press your lips to John's you also get some instant conditioning for your lips! Ever since I started doing this my lips are never dry and chapped. Just a thought.

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Velcro Goo
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Date Posted: 12:01:13 10/18/01 Thu

I am all hot bothered. Please Scooby Goo, write more story. I think your stories will help me have less crappy life.

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