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Subject: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: An American Goo [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 09:28:22 02/12/02 Tue With spring ( and the concert season-GASP! ) right around the corner I think we need to discuss the proper way to meet a celebrity. ( translation: The Goos! ) I think one thing we need to keep in mind is that they are stars and deserve to be treated like one. First and foremost: 1)You need to scream as loud as possible their names. By doing this you send a message loud and clear, so that other fans in the near proximity will not miss out. I like to call that, "The sharing of the Goo" [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: Scooby Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 09:53:37 02/12/02 Tue How's this, "JOHNNY! ROBBY! JOHN NEE! ROB-OH-MY-GAWD-Y!" ??? yes, that's very important...2) Get them to call your husband or friends on your cell phone. I hear they just love talking to toal strangers, lol! , also as a side note...expect them to have paper and pens available at all times. How do they expect to give out autographs?!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: Myself or Someone Like Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 12:38:08 02/12/02 Tue Is this where dah party is? I've been away, but hate to miss a good party. 3) Run right up to them and begin explaining how you'd met them before, 3 years ago at some obscure venue and be massively disapointed if they don't remember. "You remember me don't you? I had my 3 yr old daughter with me, and I was wearing that tight, short red and black snakeskin dress?" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: We can Open for them! Author: Zzluhss [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 14:24:42 02/12/02 Tue 4) There are enough of us here to be a rock group and we can open for the Goo's; so who here can sing? play an instrument? and who can be a Roadie? and who can do stage lighting and makeup and all that other stuff? Can we use the bus to tour? Doesn't No One have the Partridge Family bus now, or is that Scooby? Or we could always lipsync to some obscure 80s band and not get caught like milli vanilli-what do you think? Rock On! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: HonaluGoo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 17:41:48 02/12/02 Tue I know for a FACT that they LOVE it when you go to see one of their shows and then write a lengthy "review" on the internet describing their hair color/cut, their wardrobe (my fingers are crossed for brown leather pants!LOL!), AND where exactly their clingy, possessive girlfriends are standing on the side of the stage . . how horrible they were looking . . . and just how darn much we despise them! This is respectible concert etiquette! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: Skinny Gomer Goo Type Person ( not gay FYI ) [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 19:55:30 02/12/02 Tue Hold this huge sign that says something stupid. Better yet ask your boyfriend to put you on his shoulders, so you can get the best view. Don't forget that large beer so you can slosh it on people below you. Get kicked out, but work your way to the front again with another beer. ( I've been there baby! ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: AddictedToGoo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:08:10 02/13/02 Wed Sup! Bands think your really ingenious when you are in the middle of the pit and you pretend you have to faint. Once security has fished you out and pulled you up onto the side of the stage the band will reward you by totally ignoring your presence! Give it a go! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: Velcro Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:51:55 02/13/02 Wed How can I ever learning concert etiquette if I never going to a concert. I suck. I pretending that I went to a concert and I think that the Goos liking when you writing them a poem and fold it up into a paper airplane and flying it up to them while they are playing. Thats what I would doing. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: Stickygoo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 05:13:51 02/14/02 Thu Hey Velcro! How ya doing my little soul mate? You always make me laugh! You are great at poetry so I reckon that's bound to get their attention. Otherwise wear teeny tiny hipster shorts and a halterneck bikini top and have long blonde hair ( if it isn't blonde don't even think about going to concert till you've dyed it blonde) Oh and don't forget to have some nice underwear handy so you can attempt to throw it in their faces. Works everytime! And Skinny(how ya doing too?), yep, sitting on someones shoulders is absolutely necessary to get maximum effect! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: Scooby Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:39:46 02/14/02 Thu Here's another one. ( i get the feeling this topic could go on for weeks! ) Explain to the people in front of you ( in the pit ) that the Goo's are your favorite band, and how it's your first concert, and could they plese let you up in front of them...Yeah right!!!!! As if!!!!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical Author: No one [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07:46:14 02/15/02 Fri First you get floor plans for every major hotel in the area, and plans for the venue as well... Next you memorize ALL of them!! After that you reserve a room in every hotel in town and you arrive two weeks early.. you get to know the personnel at each hotel... becomes friends with them.. take them all out for drinks.. get them in the palm of your hands... put them in your pocket. You now have access to the inside info of where they will be staying... Once befriending all the personnel at the lucky hotel... You convince one of the kitchen helpers that deliver room service, to let you ride under the cart while they push you into the guys room!! Once in there.. you deploy laughing gas till everyone seems to be quite giddy. You slide out from under the cart and sly-ly go sit on the davenport as if you have been there all along!! They mistake you for one of the crew, yet they wonder why they hadn't noticed you before... They tell you jokes and you laugh and then they laugh and you all go out for drinks... Don't forget to ask them to give you a big wet kiss..!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]