Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical -- Fair is Fair 2 (LOL!!)

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Re: Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical

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Date Posted: 07:46:14 02/15/02 Fri
In reply to: An American Goo 's message, "Concert Etiquette/ Daily Topical" on 09:28:22 02/12/02 Tue

First you get floor plans for every major hotel in the area, and plans for the venue as well...

Next you memorize ALL of them!!

After that you reserve a room in every hotel in town and you arrive two weeks early.. you get to know the personnel at each hotel... becomes friends with them.. take them all out for drinks.. get them in the palm of your hands... put them in your pocket. You now have access to the inside info of where they will be staying...

Once befriending all the personnel at the lucky hotel... You convince one of the kitchen helpers that deliver room service, to let you ride under the cart while they push you into the guys room!! Once in there.. you deploy laughing gas till everyone seems to be quite giddy.

You slide out from under the cart and sly-ly go sit on the davenport as if you have been there all along!! They mistake you for one of the crew, yet they wonder why they hadn't noticed you before... They tell you jokes and you laugh and then they laugh and you all go out for drinks...

Don't forget to ask them to give you a big wet kiss..!!

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