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Subject: No Sex

Author:
Jason Flatowicz

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Date Posted: 09:12:57 03/07/02 Thu

I have not been laid in over a year
My wiener is aching
It moans at night
"Jason, please put me into a nice warm vagina"
"Penis, I am trying my best"
"Not hard enough"
"Apparently you think it is easy to have sex"
"Yes Jason, just be more friendly"

My penis has a point
But sex is not the most important thing in the world
I have bigger problems right now
Like how the hell is my schlong talking to me!

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