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Subject: A conversation with Caroline, dated 6/20/00. Author: Jocko [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 12:45:02 01/18/01 Thu j0cko: stop posing. It's ridiculous. carolinestevens: me? posing? carolinestevens: as who? myself? j0cko: Look, it's perfectly clear you're not Caroline. carolinestevens: oh suer carolinestevens: sure even j0cko: so why pose as someone that fucking stupid? Why not pose as Da Poof? He's given you an invitation. j0cko: he's pretty dumb too, but better than Caroline. j0cko: I've seen pimples with better heads than hers. carolinestevens: oh boy,. i was wrong. you are even more pathetic than buzz j0cko: Just drop it, will you? j0cko: Good lord! Who is this really? carolinestevens: if i am not myself. then tell your puppy buzz to leave me the fuck alone j0cko: This must be Dave! Dave, you're playing a joke on me, right? j0cko: Dave? j0cko: OK, you're not Dave... are you.... hmmmm.... carolinestevens: oh geez. du är ju helt jävla dum i huvet j0cko: Wow, whoever it is knows some kind of scandinavian... j0cko: Lucifer? carolinestevens: just take me off the messenger and never bash me again j0cko: Wait a minute, who is this? j0cko: Why would you pose as such a fucking dummy as CAROLINE of all people? j0cko: Why not pose as me? That's always a popular choice... carolinestevens: HA. In your fucking dreams j0cko: So you're not Dave, or Lucifer... j0cko: BUZZ? That's IT!! You're BUZZ! j0cko: Come on, BUZZ, this ain't funny. j0cko: don't even pretend to be this idiotic slut. carolinestevens: go blow yourself j0cko: Dammit BUZZ, answer me! j0cko: BUZZ, you shouldn't say that to another guy. j0cko: hey wait... if you're not BUZZ... j0cko: I will admit that your impersonation of Caroline stupid speech patterns is radically improving. j0cko: Yep, the monosyllabic crude retorts are right on. carolinestevens: bye j0cko: like that one!! Excellent! j0cko: You are one professional poser! j0cko: See? And just like Caroline, you'll keep responding rather than put me on ignore. I'll just BET you will! j0cko: Why don't you try to pose as Da Poof now? carolinestevens: drop it ok j0cko: I will if you will, poser! j0cko: Now WHO ARE YOU? carolinestevens: you know damn well who i am j0cko: No, I admit I am completely fooled carolinestevens: and tell me. why havent YOU blocked me? j0cko: If you're Caroline, prove it. carolinestevens: how? carolinestevens: tell me how? j0cko: I don't know... tell me something on Caroline and Jocko would know j0cko: ...like veiny or smooth? BWAHHHHH! carolinestevens: I have already answered that question j0cko: yes, but you must confirm your answer to prove your identity j0cko: that's how I can be sure carolinestevens: none of the above j0cko: WRONG ANSWER! carolinestevens: nope j0cko: You're not Caroline! carolinestevens: I dont use any at all j0cko: Nope, no way. Caroline is a "smooth" girl carolinestevens: you fucking liar j0cko: And she uses it ALL THE TIME. I'll lay money that she's using it right now, wherever she is. j0cko: So that returns me to the question at hand- who are you? carolinestevens: you know woh i am carolinestevens: who even j0cko: No I don't... you have me completely flummoxed. j0cko: do you like that word, "flummoxed"? j0cko: I'm a big fan of it, myself. carolinestevens: what the hell does it mean? j0cko: It means bewildered j0cko: so who are you? j0cko: VEINY OR SMOOTH!!!?? j0cko: answer, imposter! j0cko: What have you done with Caroline? Is she tied up someplace? carolinestevens: your boyfriend just went offline. why dont you do the same? j0cko: So you're not BUZZ. j0cko: have you kidnapped Caroline and tied her up in a coal-bin in the basement, and are now using her computer? j0cko: You evil, evil person! Caroline didn't deserve that kind of treatment! j0cko: No! You should have burned her with cigarettes first. THAT'S appropriate. j0cko: If you're Caroline, then tell me Caroline's boyfriend's name. carolinestevens: sammi j0cko: WRONG! It's Sammi with a CAPITAL "S"!! j0cko: Liar!! Liar!! carolinestevens: doesnt matter j0cko: oh sure, it doesn't matter to you, you doppleganger! j0cko: You amoral harpy! j0cko: Who are you? And why take Caroline's identity? j0cko: Since she's such a God-damned dummy j0cko: At least Da Poof can SPELL, for God's sake! j0cko: I'm going to call the Swedish police department and send them over to Caroline's house to make sure she's ok! j0cko: do you have the number, by any chance? j0cko: BUZZ is onto your little game, you sicko asshole. j0cko: I've read about your posing activities on the secret board... we're on to your little game, fella. carolinestevens: secret board? j0cko: oops j0cko: nothing j0cko: Tell me who you are !! maybe I'll tell you where to find some nudie pics of Caroline... j0cko: even swap, how about that? j0cko: ANSWER ME, POSER! j0cko: are you a man? Do you like pretending you're a girl? j0cko: Poser... poser... poser... carolinestevens: well, good. if i am a poser. then no more interviews. good j0cko: What interview? I just want to find out who you are! j0cko: and why pick a dummy like Caroline to impersonate? j0cko: Oh, going silent, eh? Afraid that you've been fingered? j0cko: actually, I don't think Caroline has ever been fingered by anybody, but that's a different story ... [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]