| Subject: A conversation with Caroline, dated 6/15/00. |
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Jocko
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Date Posted: 12:43:40 01/18/01 Thu
j0cko: You aren't Knabe in disguise, by any chance?
carolinestevens: no, why would I be?
j0cko: because you're as dense and stubborn as him.
carolinestevens: dont you come and talk to me about being stubborn. so are u and buzz
j0cko: plus I think he's a fag and would like to pretend he's a woman.
j0cko: ..and YOU like to pretend you're a woman...
j0cko: so I add 2 and 2, and I get Knabe=Caroline.
carolinestevens: well, i am not knabe
j0cko: You have enough of an ego...
carolinestevens: so do you
j0cko: and a poor enough vocabulary...
j0cko: But the difference between you and me (one difference anyway) is that there aren't nude pics of ME on the net.
carolinestevens: and why the hell would i say i was caroline if i was knabe
carolinestevens: oh fuck you
carolinestevens: so you mean there are nude pics of knabe on the net?
j0cko: Fuck me? Fuck you! You're the one working over the garden hose
j0cko: No, dummy. YOU.
j0cko: I admit I don't know who's setting these up, but he's very good. He has them on almost every free web server on the net.
carolinestevens: oh i bet he does. you know what? i dont know if i believe you anymore. cuz if he did he would brag about it to me
j0cko: He's good with photoshop too. I think it must be someone you know... he seems to know what you look like naked.
carolinestevens: think whatever you like
j0cko: He is bragging. On my site. But he/she prefers to remain anonymous. Not everyone is as attention-starved as you are.
j0cko: Some of the hit counters on those sites are in the 3,000-4,000 range already LOL
j0cko: Remember how I said that your nudie pics show you with really freaky huge labia? Is that true?
carolinestevens: you are such a fucking liar
carolinestevens: you have anything else to say. i am really busy ok
j0cko: Because if it is, then this guy definietely knows you.
j0cko: Busy doing what? combing your pubes over those grotesque lips?
carolinestevens: working on my final project in school
j0cko: Still? Why not just blow your teacher and be done with it?
carolinestevens: yeah right
j0cko: I'll bet it would be better than any web project YOU could complete.
carolinestevens: copying someones html code and paste it goes fast. but coding it all from the start yourself takes time
j0cko: What's your teacher's email address? I'd like to send him some examples of these sites.
j0cko: Maybe I could graduate from there too!
carolinestevens: oh you would huh? right now he is trying to trace the pictures on the angelfire site
j0cko: These aren't all copies- only 2 that I know of
j0cko: I'll bet! So he can find more nudie pics of you!
carolinestevens: there are no nudes on the angelfire site
j0cko: Don't those pics load?
j0cko: There are some at the bottom... but they don't always load properly
carolinestevens: it is that site where you only can see the pics in netscape
j0cko: better look again, tramp
carolinestevens: Hey, I know what I am talking about. and i am not more of a tramp then you are. now i got over 20 bios to do , so be gone
j0cko: Am I disturbing you?
j0cko: You have 20 boys to do? You ARE a tramp!
j0cko: All that before dinnertime?!!
carolinestevens: 20 bios
carolinestevens: and yes, you are disturbing me, happy?
j0cko: Right! Don't you get any first names?
j0cko: I'm thrilled. But not as thrilled as those 20 boys, I'm sure.
j0cko: When you say boys, do you mean like guys your own age, or little boys?
carolinestevens: i didnt say boys. and you know it
j0cko: What's the age of consent in Sweden? 6? 7?
j0cko: Oh, GIRLS then... you are one sick puppy
carolinestevens: nope. not girls either
j0cko: Oh, do you mean that you can't tell the boys from the girls in Sweden? That's understandable.
j0cko: We're not back to "Caroline craves doggie dick" again, are we?
carolinestevens: didnt your mother teach you how to shut up?
j0cko: Your mother taught me a few things, yes... Did she teach you anything interesting?
j0cko: So you never answered that question from before... do you prefere rottweilwers, retrievers, bloodhouds, what?
carolinestevens: you never asked that question
j0cko: Sure I did. In "Caroline part 4- A New Dope." It's on my board, go check it out.
carolinestevens: that was not yesterday
j0cko: So answer the freaking question already. What's your favorite carnal canine companion?
j0cko: No, not yesterday- weeks ago. Don't dodge the issue.
carolinestevens: you are sick
j0cko: I'M sick? You're the one with a thing for dogs, pervert.
carolinestevens: You wish
j0cko: Frankly, I'm surprised you can find a dog that would touch your skanky self.
j0cko: they are colorblind, but they usually have more taste than that...
carolinestevens: And I am surprised that some people can be as stupid as you are
j0cko: Are you surprised every day by all that green stuff on the ground?
j0cko: And that big, glowing ball in the sky?
carolinestevens: no, but you are
j0cko: Hmmm... subject seems to think she has an insight into my thought processes.
j0cko: Subject is quite mistaken.
j0cko: Since you cannot answer the question, I assume that you are surprised every single day by these simple things.
carolinestevens: not as surprised as you are
j0cko: Are you surprised every time you get verbally horse-whipped, on display for all the world to see?
carolinestevens: yes i am
j0cko: Are you surprised to hear that Poison has been in total obscurity for almost 10 years?
carolinestevens: they have not. they have released 2 albums in less then 3 months
j0cko: Why are you so surprised by this very, very obvious process?
carolinestevens: out touring right now
j0cko: They weren't released... they ESCAPED!
carolinestevens: just like your brain
j0cko: Could you accept the possibility that you are incapable of learning?
carolinestevens: i know i am not
j0cko: But could it be that your "knowing" that is only another symptom of your incapacity to learn?
j0cko: a-la Knabe, for instance?
carolinestevens: now if you excuse me, i am busy , ok
j0cko: Look, I understand it's hard to face... but you must confront your weaknesses. In the name of science, I demand it!
carolinestevens: in the name of science i am telling you to drop dead
j0cko: I believe that you may be what we scientists call a "throwback"... a biological freak that defeats evolution...
carolinestevens: whatever
j0cko: Usually it takes some physical form, such as the brow or skull of a neanderthal... but your case is much more fascinating!
j0cko: You are a MENTAL throwback, not a physical one... I believe you actually are operating a homo sapien body with an amoeba's brain.
j0cko: Science said it was impossible- that it couldn't happen- they called me a fool to believe it... WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!!!
j0cko: I'd like to dissect your brain when you come to the states. Since you're not using it, would you mind (pun intended)?
carolinestevens: very funny
j0cko: I'll have to use the SMALL tweezers...
j0cko: Try not to sneeze between now and then. I'd hate for you to lose track of that tiny brain.
carolinestevens: do you ever do like this to datruth when he is online?
j0cko: Da Poof? No... He's too smart to get set up like this.
j0cko: We don't get along, but this kind of thing works MUCH better with an idiot like you.
carolinestevens: oh boy, i guess knabe shouldnt get himself a yahoo id huh?
j0cko: Why not? I'd love to tear him a new one.
carolinestevens: thats what i mean
j0cko: But please, answer me... I MUST have that tiny brain of yours.
j0cko: SCIENCE MUST KNOW!
j0cko: Based simply on the fact that- in spite of our LONG and increasing dull history, you will be shocked and amazed that this will wind up on public display.
carolinestevens: no, not anymore
j0cko: Wow! It only took like 10 times before you figured that out!
carolinestevens: but as you could see last time. no one was interested in reading it
carolinestevens: i figured it out after the first time
j0cko: you must be the smartest bitch in Sweden
carolinestevens: and you the biggest loser in america
j0cko: Boy, I feel sorry for Sammi. Men are often intimidated by smart women.
j0cko: You must be much smarter than him.
j0cko: ...after all, HE'S not the one getting the green card.
carolinestevens: how the hell did sammi get into the picture?
j0cko: You met him in a Poison chat room, and you hit it off...
j0cko: right?
carolinestevens: something like that
j0cko: so that's how he got into the picture, dummy!
carolinestevens: we spoke on the phone alot to actually
j0cko: does he have a high-pitched girly voice?
carolinestevens: wouldnt you like to know?
j0cko: not really... just looking for something new to make fun of.
j0cko: Poison has high-pitched girly voices, so I figured...
carolinestevens: yeah right. sure they do
carolinestevens: of course not
j0cko: I've heard them too, I know the score. They look/sound like raving queens.
carolinestevens: they have very maskulin voices
carolinestevens: nope
carolinestevens: but they are the kings of rock n roll thoe
j0cko: Maybe that's what they call masculine in Sweden...
j0cko: ...but it's called "faggy" here.
carolinestevens: you should go to a show sometime and see them perform
carolinestevens: as long as it isnt a show i am at
j0cko: uhhhh... no. I'm under doctor's orders. I'm on a faggot-free diet.
carolinestevens: oh , came to think of it. the shows i goto are sold out
j0cko: well, that's because they only seat 30 people.
carolinestevens: no. about 20000 people
j0cko: I think you're taking Poison's press releases a little too seriously.
j0cko: Maybe you could cast a "hetero" spell on the band!
j0cko: ...of course, that would cost them their fan base.
j0cko: Yeah! A "hetero hex."
carolinestevens: quit it ok
j0cko: a sort of "hexual advance."
j0cko: Maybe if you ask nicely I'll quit.
j0cko: I SAID ASK NICELY, TWAT!
carolinestevens: could you please quite. i am busy
carolinestevens: quit even
j0cko: Hmmmm... maybe beg a little?
carolinestevens: nope, not begging
j0cko: A bit of grovelling?
carolinestevens: nope
j0cko: Can I at least make you cry?!!
carolinestevens: nope
j0cko: That's how women like you get your way, you know.
j0cko: gimme a sob or two and I'll leave.
carolinestevens: fuck you
j0cko: See, that's not nice, nor ladylike.
j0cko: so how about it already?
carolinestevens: nope
j0cko: ON YOUR KNEES! PLEAD FOR MERCY!!
j0cko: ..in the name of science, I mean.
carolinestevens: in your dreams
j0cko: No, in my dreams, I'm backing over you with a dump truck.
j0cko: SCIENCE DEMANDS THAT YOU BEG!!!
carolinestevens: but i wont
j0cko: You can't deny science.
j0cko: BUZZ is on, do you want to say hello?
carolinestevens: he has already said hello
carolinestevens: he is bugging me now too
j0cko: Oh good, it's the shift change. I was getting nauseous.
carolinestevens: oh go to hell
j0cko: Nah... you're going to hell... it's also known as W. Viriginia.
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