A conversation with Caroline, dated 5/10/00 -- Caroline Stevens' Dumb Twat-O-Rama

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Subject: A conversation with Caroline, dated 5/10/00

Author:
Jocko

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Date Posted: 12:37:17 01/18/01 Thu

carolinestevens: ran out of original stuff to say?
j0cko: Look, all I want to know is how damn stupid you are.
j0cko: Is that SO tough for you?
carolinestevens: and I HAVE TOLD YOU
j0cko: I thought I told you never to contact me again.
carolinestevens: AWWWWWW
j0cko: So why do you keep messaging me?
carolinestevens: and you actually think I do as you say huh?
j0cko: Is because you're stupid? If so, then I understand, poor thing.
j0cko: I mean, let's put it in relative terms.
carolinestevens: no, i am not more stupid than you are
j0cko: Are you, say... dumber than dirt?
j0cko: dumb as a post?
j0cko: (let me know if any of these ring a bell)
carolinestevens: Look yourself in the mirror.
j0cko: How stupid are you? Come on, just between you and me...
carolinestevens: I am not as stupid as the person in your mirror
j0cko: I won't post this, I promise. So go on, tell me.
j0cko: How stupid?
carolinestevens: yeah right
j0cko: Don't you believe me?
carolinestevens: I aint more stupid than you are
carolinestevens: No, I don't believe you
j0cko: you "aint"?
j0cko: Oh come on... compare your grand stupidity to someone OTHER than me. Give me an example.
carolinestevens: Why, your the most stupid person on this planet. so your the best example to compare with
j0cko: Look, this is the scientific method at work here! Don't play games. HOW STUPID ARE YOU?
carolinestevens: I don't play games. I am telling you the truth
j0cko: Because I think you're pretty fucking stupid. I think the evidence is on my side.
j0cko: All you do is play games! Let's play HOW STUPID ARE YOU?

carolinestevens: OH yeah, what evidence?
j0cko: Well, this conversation is exhibit A...
carolinestevens: How many times are u gonna ask me that?
j0cko: ...er, actually exhibit B. Yesterday was A.
j0cko: How stupid are you?
j0cko: Look, YOU messaged me, remember. I think it's a fair question.
carolinestevens: and I have answered it
j0cko: I don't think you have... quite yet.
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: If your not happy with the answer. THEN TO BAD
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: You tell me first how stupid you are
j0cko: Now, we both know that your favorite subject is you.
j0cko: So let's talk about YOU. How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: WHAT? You are plain and fucking stupid you know that?
j0cko: I mean, you're probably not RETARDED, or anything... but damn you ARE dumb.
carolinestevens: Not dumber than you
j0cko: So the question is... is it congenital dumbness, or an environmental phenomenon?
j0cko: Are all Swedes as dumb as you? Less dumb? Dumber?
carolinestevens: We are not dumb at all
j0cko: So it's just you, then!
carolinestevens: Not me either
j0cko: OK, that's good. Let me write that down in my scientific notes here...
j0cko: Oh, I'm pretty sure you are.
carolinestevens: Then I say you are pretty wrong
j0cko: Some time I'd like to examine another question.. how VAIN are you?
j0cko: ...but that's a different conversation for a different time.
j0cko: Today, we're all about how stupid you are.
carolinestevens: Just like all the other days
j0cko: Survey question: Do you prefer "Stupid," "Dumb," or "Freaking retarded"?
j0cko: I think stupid is the best adjective.
j0cko: "Dumb" kind of suggests a natural idiocy... like if mommy drank a lot while she was pregnant with you, that sort of thing.
carolinestevens: Let me put it like this. I am smarter than you ever will be
j0cko: So "Stupid" it is. OK.
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: I didnt say it was ok, did I?
j0cko: Well, you implied...
carolinestevens: nope
j0cko: if it's not Dumb, Freaking Retarded, OR Stupid, then which adjective would you suggest?
carolinestevens: smart
j0cko: mmm.... nope.
carolinestevens: yep
j0cko: That kind of mis-use of a word only reinforces the "Stupid" theory
j0cko: You could just as well have suggested "Rock Oyster"
carolinestevens: Isn't it hard typing , wearing a straightjacket?
j0cko: I don't get it. Was that a joke?
carolinestevens: see, your stupid
carolinestevens: and i was being serious
j0cko: Note to scientific journal... poor sense of humor indicated underdeveloped intellect... in other words, CAroline is VERY stupid.
carolinestevens: I told you I was serious
j0cko: Let me try a field exam here... to determine how stupid you are. Ready to begin?
carolinestevens: Do I have a choice?
j0cko: OK then, here we go. I'll say a phrase, and you tell me the first thing that pops into that little head of yours.
j0cko: Let's begin...
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: I am damn smart
j0cko: hmmm... ok.
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: look at the answer above
j0cko: sorry, I need a fast, current reaction.
j0cko: Subject's inability to follow simple instructions indicates profound retardation.
j0cko: Ready to resume?
carolinestevens: Even if I say no you will anyways
j0cko: Look! You're getting smarter already! Let's resume:
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Not as stupid as you
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: DO you have any more ORIGINAL questions?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: How stupid are u?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
j0cko: Hey, I'm asking the questions here, missy.
carolinestevens: I am asking questions whenever I want to
j0cko: Subject's impertinence towards the scientist exhibits jealous rage at American educational system. Duly noted.
j0cko: sorry, was making more notes.
j0cko: Boy, I could make a career out of YOU.
carolinestevens: I don't think so
j0cko: ok then.
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: How vain are u?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: HOw out of original ideas are u?
j0cko: Better... better... How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Are u finished yet?
j0cko: Not even remotely. How stupid are you?
j0cko: I hope you don't mind, but I'd like to run this session by some of my scientific colleagues.
carolinestevens: Concidering that you don't want me to contact me. You talk awfully alot with me
j0cko: I think you're a fascinating case. Clearly YOU think you're a fascinating case, too.
carolinestevens: NO, I think you are stupid
j0cko: Not at all. I asked you not to contact me. You did anyway. So don't blame me if you don't like what you hear.
carolinestevens: And I told you to stop posting about me on the board
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: I am smart enough to understand how sick you are
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: As long as you post about me, I will contact you
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Dra �t helvete med dig
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Hur dum �r du?
j0cko: Look, if you're not going to be cooperative, how can we help you crawl into a triple-digit IQ?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: I don't need to get any smarter than I already am
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Hur dum �r du?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
j0cko: How stupid are you?

j0cko: Hello?

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