| Subject: A conversation with Caroline, dated 5/11/00 |
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Date Posted: 12:37:46 01/18/01 Thu
carolinestevens: you just cant shut up, can you?
j0cko: I told you not to contact me... you ARE a slow learner.
carolinestevens: and I told you to NOT post about me on the board
carolinestevens: talk about slow learner
j0cko: OK, I think we've established you're amazingly stupid.
j0cko: Today, I'd like to examine your vanity.
carolinestevens: you wish
j0cko: Oh, I KNOW.
j0cko: So Caroline, you think a lot of yourself, don't you?
j0cko: You really think you're "something." Right?
carolinestevens: I know I think more of myself than you do about me
carolinestevens: Of course I am something
j0cko: That goes without saying... PLEASE don't revisit the "stupid" issue.
j0cko: Today is vanity, not stupidity. We've DONE the stupidity thing.
j0cko: You think you're cool, right?
carolinestevens: Really? and you still havent learned a damn thing
carolinestevens: No need to be cool
j0cko: you're off-subject, twat. Now answer the question.
carolinestevens: just did
j0cko: You think you're interesting, right?
carolinestevens: More interesting than you
j0cko: please, no relative answers. Are you or aren't you "interesting"?
carolinestevens: I answer whatever damn way I want too
j0cko: Well, that IS a good answer, I suppose. Vanity coefficient is at 2.0 now.
j0cko: You think others find you interesting, true or false?
carolinestevens: some does, some does not
j0cko: would you say you are interesting to most people, some people, or few people?
carolinestevens: some people
j0cko: sorry, it's too late in the exercise for false modesty. Now try that answer again.
carolinestevens: That is the only answer you will get
carolinestevens: If you don't like it. Too bad
j0cko: Subject's irrational aggression towards scientist exemplifies superior attitute. Uppity Snotty Bitch coefficient now at 2.2.
j0cko: Let's continue. Do you think you are attractive to men?
carolinestevens: I know I am
j0cko: Do you think you are attractive to women?
carolinestevens: I am sure there are women who are attracted to me too, yes
j0cko: And would Sammi fall under the former category, or the latter?
carolinestevens: WHy? are u jealous
carolinestevens: you know damn well which one
j0cko: I'm afraid I don't. That glam-band big hair is confusing.
carolinestevens: He is more of a man than you will ever be
j0cko: Uh-huh. Subject's ad hominem attacks betray insecurity about chosen mate's orientation. Dyke conversion coefficient now at 4.1.
j0cko: Please continue.
j0cko: Would you feel more "feminine" with larger breasts?
carolinestevens: continue what? I know your jelaous
carolinestevens: No
j0cko: Would Sammi feel more feminine with larger breasts?
carolinestevens: It aint the breasts that says how feminine you are
carolinestevens: Not answering questions about sammi to you
j0cko: what, in your opinion makes for femininity?
j0cko: Is it clothes?
j0cko: Jewelry?
j0cko: A hard-core snotty cunt attitude?
j0cko: Please answer the question.
carolinestevens: and you dont actually think i would fall for that trick that datruth had e-mailed me huh?
j0cko: I beg your pardon?
j0cko: You haven't answered the question.
j0cko: Do you find Da Poof attractive?
j0cko: Do you get excited by the idea of him using his "slim-jim of love" on your "Volvo of desire"?
j0cko: Does the term "hot-wired" arouse you sexually?
j0cko: Hello? Has the subject fallen asleep, or has she gone to change out her feminine napkin again?
carolinestevens: are we finished now?
j0cko: You tell me. How vain are you?
carolinestevens: I am here, you are the one who is asleep
j0cko: How vain are you?
j0cko: Please answer the question.
carolinestevens: Not vainer than you
j0cko: Again with the relative answers. Please, in discrete terms...How vain are you?
carolinestevens: I answer you stupid question in whatever way I want
j0cko: How vain are you?
carolinestevens: How vain are U?
j0cko: How vain are you?
carolinestevens: How sick are u?
j0cko: Do you ever feel like you are a dancing monkey in an electrified cage?
j0cko: How vain are you?
carolinestevens: Do you?
j0cko: ...and please, it's "you," not "u"
carolinestevens: I write it whatever damn way I please
j0cko: My feelings in this are irrelevant. I'm the scientist here.
j0cko: How vain are you?
carolinestevens: Not as vain as you
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Hur dum är du?
j0cko: I see you have regressed back to yesterday's session.
carolinestevens: NOPE
j0cko: ...and you're speaking in tongues again. You are no friend to the psychological investigative process, my dear.
j0cko: Please tell me more of your feelings about Da Poof.
carolinestevens: I won't say anything about him to you
j0cko: Do you think Da Poof finds you attractive?
carolinestevens: no comment
j0cko: please, you can be honest with me.
carolinestevens: yeah right
j0cko: This is confidential, remember.
carolinestevens: HA
carolinestevens: so I could see yesterday
j0cko: I hold myself to the highest ethical standards.
carolinestevens: LMFSAO
j0cko: So please... are you aroused by Da Poof talking to you?
carolinestevens: I couldn't care less
j0cko: I think the evidence is to the contrary...
j0cko: You two were hot and heavy yesterday. Was that a one-string stand, or are you dating now?
carolinestevens: Yeah, right. Damn, your stupid
j0cko: Do you find repo men attractive?
carolinestevens: If you wanna know things about da poof. why dont you ask him?
j0cko: Has your vibrator ever been repossessed by a bank for non-payment of loans?
j0cko: I don't care about Da Poof. I care about YOU, Caroline. This is ALL ABOUT YOU. Ain't that the way you like it?
carolinestevens: Have your brain been fixed yet?
carolinestevens: I don't think so
j0cko: Unrelated response, used inappropriately as a snappy comeback. Dense twat coefficient now at 6.9.
j0cko: You don't think so? Would you mind checking for me?
carolinestevens: You know damn well what I mean. Or maybe you are to STUPID to understand
j0cko: Are you SURE you never feel like a dancing monkey?
carolinestevens: Do you?
j0cko: Please, I don't want to re-hash how stupid you are.
j0cko: ...But I will if I have to.
carolinestevens: So , you mean I am stupid just because I answer with a question?
j0cko: (sigh) and I thought we were making progress..
j0cko: Well, here we go. Field test for the stupidity factor.
carolinestevens: progress? with YOU? i dont think so
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Smarter than you
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Just gave you the answer. Now learn how to read
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Hur dum är du?
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Hur dum är du?
j0cko: Please do not mimic the scientist.
j0cko: How stupid are you?
carolinestevens: Mycket smartare än vad du är
j0cko: Would you say that you are stupider than you are vain?
j0cko: or more vain than stupid?
carolinestevens: None of the above
j0cko: Do you know what "vain" means, by the way, my little Scandivaina tart?
j0cko: so you are equally stupid and vain. As I thought.
j0cko: Please define "vain."
j0cko: Look, I said "please," ya stupid cunt. Now what does it mean?
carolinestevens: Vain is the way that you are
j0cko: Oh, so you don't know what it means.
carolinestevens: Yes I do
j0cko: I understand now... your vanity cannot be studied, because you are too stupid.
j0cko: ok. Got it.
carolinestevens: damn, you are stupid
j0cko: In fact, your gross stupidity probably prevents the study of MOST of your other problems.
carolinestevens: I dont have problems.
j0cko: Dense twat with superior bitch on-the-rag attitude cooze factor has pinned the needle at 10.0.
j0cko: Congratulations, you are the stupidest bitch on the face of the earth.
j0cko: I have the proof. This will make me famous, thank you for your cooperation.
carolinestevens: cant be more stupid than you aer
j0cko: ..pardon?
carolinestevens: you have proven nothing
j0cko: You're right. YOU proved it.
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