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Subject: A conversation with Caroline, dated 6/14/00. Author: Jocko [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 12:42:05 01/18/01 Thu j0cko: did you cast a spell on my net connection? That was weird! carolinestevens: no, why? lol j0cko: It crapped out right after you said it was black "magick" j0cko: wow j0cko: so if that's a wiccan word... j0cko: ...why isn't it spelled "wickcka"? carolinestevens: oh come on. i dont have time for your "interviews" j0cko: hey, it's just a question. If you don't know the answer, just say so. carolinestevens: because they spell it with 2 c's j0cko: why not "ckck"? j0cko: seems a little inconsistent. j0cko: or inckonsistent. carolinestevens: because j0cko: but WHY, Ckaroline? j0cko: ckan't you tell me? Is it a seckret? carolinestevens: why dont you ask the person that decided how to spell it? j0cko: Look, I'm just trying to get in good with the wickckans so they don't ckast spells on me. carolinestevens: yeah ,right j0cko: beckause that's sckary stuff. j0cko: what kind of magick ckan you do, if not spells? carolinestevens: I can do spells. but dont do it to others j0cko: what kind? j0cko: ckan you put one on yourself? What good is that? carolinestevens: you wouldnt understand j0cko: try me. How ckan you say that? carolinestevens: Check my witch page when i get it up. not that i will tell you the addy. but still j0cko: Do you know of any spells that ckould force me to tell you the addresses you seeck? carolinestevens: no, that would be like I said, black magick j0cko: but do they exist? Not that you would use one... carolinestevens: oh, they exist carolinestevens: ever heard of voodoo? j0cko: if you were to asck someone who DOES black magick, would that worck? j0cko: voodoo is a sham... a mongrel of religions for the uneducated carolinestevens: witches use voodoo too carolinestevens: now go away, i am busy j0cko: but I want to know... carolinestevens: then find out somewhere else j0cko: ckan't you just tell me? carolinestevens: now stop it ok j0cko: do you have a voodoo doll of me? Do you stick pins in it? j0cko: I heard you ckan levitate. carolinestevens: not all witches can do that j0cko: but you kcan? j0cko: er, ckan j0cko: do you need a broom to do that? carolinestevens: hey listen. i got a deadline here. go mess with someone else j0cko: geez, if you don't know, just say so. carolinestevens: i know. but i dont have time to talk to you j0cko: don't be such a bitchy witch. j0cko: what's the deadline for? carolinestevens: my final project here in school j0cko: so if you fail, you stay in Sweden? carolinestevens: no, i will still go j0cko: shit. j0cko: that sucks ckock. carolinestevens: but i will not get very good grades j0cko: how high can you levitate, and do you need a broom to do it? carolinestevens: hey, i told you to shut up, didnt i? j0cko: you know what we expect women to do with brooms here in America? Sweep up the house, right after you get me another beer. j0cko: NOW, woman! You want another black eye? j0cko: In W. Virginia you will need to get used to that kind of talck. carolinestevens: oh i am sure i do j0cko: Did you know that bigmay is legal in all states now? Do you know what bigmay is? j0cko: er, BIGAMY, sorry j0cko: It's licke polygamy, only on a more limited sckale. carolinestevens: yes, i know what it is j0cko: So are you Sammi's first wife, or the seckond? carolinestevens: are u stupid or what? j0cko: ...ah... seckond one. It's normal to feel resentful about that. j0cko: Do you like trailer homes? I'll bet 20 bucks that Sammi lives in one. The good news is that they are easy to cklean. carolinestevens: oh, by the way. nice try with the guestbook, jerk j0cko: I will find another way, ckunt. j0cko: ckount on it. carolinestevens: oh, I am sure you will carolinestevens: and i will ban each and everyone of your ways j0cko: So am I an honorary wickckan yet? j0cko: I've been talcking stupid licke you guys for half an hour now! carolinestevens: oh, so we talk like that? i dont think so j0cko: I thinck you do! carolinestevens: think what you want j0cko: what does that mean? carolinestevens: now be gone, ok j0cko: ummmm.... j0cko: let me thinck... j0cko: er, no. carolinestevens: then go bug someone else j0cko: you're the one I like to bug. j0cko: ckome one, don't be so ckold. j0cko: er, ckome on, I mean j0cko: Ckan you levitate, or ckan't you? carolinestevens: you say you want me to stop contacting you and u want me off the boards. but you are suppose to be able to bug me? j0cko: have you ckonsidered the sexual potential in levitation? j0cko: That would be ckool. carolinestevens: answer me j0cko: Well, yes... that's the whole idea. How long did it take you to figure that out, Ckaroline? j0cko: you are gonna have a great time in the states, I ckan assure you. carolinestevens: well, you keep buging me and i will continue posting on the boards carolinestevens: I know i will carolinestevens: away from you j0cko: That's the plan. We thinck you are very funny. j0cko: Is Sammi a hillbilly? Many people in W.Virginia are hillbillies. carolinestevens: NO, HE IS NOT j0cko: You know what hillbillies do with their girlfriends? j0cko: They pass them around to their friends like a bowl of potato chips. j0cko: Am I upsetting you? carolinestevens: no your not j0cko: then why do you ckeep begging me to stop? carolinestevens: not begging. I am telling you to stop j0cko: and BUZZ too, for that matter... j0cko: I have an old email where you're pleading... it's very funny. carolinestevens: oh i know. the one where you answered with "the truce" j0cko: that was the plan j0cko: But you ckouldn't keep your fcuking yap shut for five minutes, could you? carolinestevens: hey, you were the one that broke the truce. not me j0cko: not at all. But I want to hear more about levitating. j0cko: Why pay to fly to America? Float over here! carolinestevens: And I want you to shut up j0cko: ain't gonna happen. Come on, witch. Make me. j0cko: float over here, twat! carolinestevens: will be nice to not hear from you in 5 weeks j0cko: aww, what would you do without me and BUZZ, huh? carolinestevens: alot of fun stuff j0cko: like voodoo? j0cko: Do you know of any potency-increasing spells? Sammi will need them once he meets you. j0cko: pasta aldente, I guarantee you. j0cko: gonna be a long summer. carolinestevens: I hope so The longer the better j0cko: how do you mount your broomstick? j0cko: or do you prefer that it mounts you? j0cko: looks like she's using the brush end... she's Goooooone. carolinestevens: you wish [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]