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Subject: JOKE Author: GRDNHET [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: Fri, Aug 15 2003, 6:33:44 A MAN IS STANDING ON THE WINDOW LEDGE OF HIS FLOODED HOUSE,PRAYING. A LIFEBOAT STOPS,THE CAPTAIN SAYS, GET IN,THE MAN SAYS ,NO THE LORD WILL SAVE ME, THE WATER GETS DEEPER, HE,S ON THE 2ND. STORY WINDOW LEDGE PRAYING, AGAIN,A 2ND. BOAT STOPS, JUMP, THEY SHOUT, NO HE SAYS, THE LORD IS GOING TO SAVE ME,THE WATER GETS DEEPER STILL, HE,S ON THE ROOF, STILL PRAYING. A HELICOPTER HOVERS AND DROPS A LINE, CLIMB UP THE PILOT SHOUTS, NO THE MAN SHOUTS , THE LORD IS GOING TO SAVE ME. WELL, HE DROWNS, AT THE PEARLY GATES HE SAYS TO GOD,I PRAYED,AND PRAYED, A FAT LOT OF HELP YOU WERE. GOD SAID, WHAT YOU,R ON ABOUT, I SENT 2 BOATS AND A HELICOPTER AND YOU REFUSED TO GET IN THEM. WELL I THOUGHT IT FUNNY, ANYWAY GRDN. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: JOKE Author: Knoena [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Fri, Aug 15 2003, 17:42:58 Not bad....lol Havent heard that one before. Keep it up and more, thanx. Knoena x

[> Subject: Re: JOKE Author: Rurapenthe [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Wed, Aug 27 2003, 5:35:05 A white horse walks into a bar, the landlord says "We have a whisky named after you" The horse replies, "What, Hector"... Sorry folks a little lame, but it makes me laugh.....

[> [> Subject: Re: JOKE Author: rurapenthe [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Thu, Aug 28 2003, 9:27:05 Ok, welcome to Rura's sad joke club..... A porkpie walks into a pub, the landlord says "sorry we don't serve food in here"!!!

[> [> [> Subject: Re: JOKE Author: Rurapenthe [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Thu, Aug 28 2003, 9:31:01 Trust me folks, they get worse...LOL Two eggs in a pan of boiling water...One egg says to the other "Blimey, it's hot in here". The other egg repiles, "Wait till you get outside, they bash your head in"!! Ok, someone is going to take my P.C away soon...

[> [> [> Subject: Re: JOKE Author: Knoena [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Fri, Aug 29 2003, 15:57:12 lol, Rurapenthe x x

[> Subject: Re: JOKE Author: Nikki [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Mon, Nov 03 2003, 5:20:13 >A MAN IS STANDING ON THE WINDOW LEDGE OF HIS FLOODED >HOUSE,PRAYING. A LIFEBOAT STOPS,THE CAPTAIN SAYS, GET >IN,THE MAN SAYS ,NO THE LORD WILL SAVE ME, THE WATER >GETS DEEPER, HE,S ON THE 2ND. STORY WINDOW LEDGE >PRAYING, AGAIN,A 2ND. BOAT STOPS, JUMP, THEY SHOUT, NO >HE SAYS, THE LORD IS GOING TO SAVE ME,THE WATER GETS >DEEPER STILL, HE,S ON THE ROOF, STILL PRAYING. A >HELICOPTER HOVERS AND DROPS A LINE, CLIMB UP THE PILOT >SHOUTS, NO THE MAN SHOUTS , THE LORD IS GOING TO SAVE >ME. > WELL, HE DROWNS, AT THE PEARLY GATES HE SAYS TO >GOD,I PRAYED,AND PRAYED, A FAT LOT OF HELP YOU WERE. >GOD SAID, WHAT YOU,R ON ABOUT, I SENT 2 BOATS AND A >HELICOPTER AND YOU REFUSED TO GET IN THEM. > > WELL I THOUGHT IT FUNNY, ANYWAY GRDN. LOL! Nikki.