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Subject: Re: JOKE

Author:
Nikki

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Date Posted: Mon, Nov 03 2003, 5:20:13
In reply to: GRDNHET 's message, "JOKE" on Fri, Aug 15 2003, 6:33:44

>A MAN IS STANDING ON THE WINDOW LEDGE OF HIS FLOODED
>HOUSE,PRAYING. A LIFEBOAT STOPS,THE CAPTAIN SAYS, GET
>IN,THE MAN SAYS ,NO THE LORD WILL SAVE ME, THE WATER
>GETS DEEPER, HE,S ON THE 2ND. STORY WINDOW LEDGE
>PRAYING, AGAIN,A 2ND. BOAT STOPS, JUMP, THEY SHOUT, NO
>HE SAYS, THE LORD IS GOING TO SAVE ME,THE WATER GETS
>DEEPER STILL, HE,S ON THE ROOF, STILL PRAYING. A
>HELICOPTER HOVERS AND DROPS A LINE, CLIMB UP THE PILOT
>SHOUTS, NO THE MAN SHOUTS , THE LORD IS GOING TO SAVE
>ME.
> WELL, HE DROWNS, AT THE PEARLY GATES HE SAYS TO
>GOD,I PRAYED,AND PRAYED, A FAT LOT OF HELP YOU WERE.
>GOD SAID, WHAT YOU,R ON ABOUT, I SENT 2 BOATS AND A
>HELICOPTER AND YOU REFUSED TO GET IN THEM.
>
> WELL I THOUGHT IT FUNNY, ANYWAY GRDN.

LOL! Nikki.

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