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Nikki
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Date Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2003, 11:05:22
LOL! Good joke!
Nikki.
>Maybe not so far fetched
>
>Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
>have your order?"
>.
>Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
>.
>Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number
>first, Sir?"
>.
>Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102049998-45-54610"
>.
>Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Sheehan and you're
>calling from 17 Meadow
>Drive. Your home number is 494 2366, your office 745
>2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Would you like
>to have the delivery made to 17 Meadow
>Drive?
>.
>Customer: "Yes, how did you get all my phone numbers?"
>.
>Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
>.
>Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
>.
>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>.
>Customer: "How come?"
>.
>Operator : "According to your medical records, you
>have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol
>level Sir"
>.
>Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
>.
>Operator : "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt
>Pizza.You'll like it"
>.
>Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You
>borrowed a book
>entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the
>National Library
>last
>week Sir"
>.
>Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized
>ones then, how
>much will that cost?
>
>
>Operator : "That should be enough for your family of
>10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99
>.
>Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
>.
>Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
>Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing
>your bank $3720.55 since October last year"
>.
>Operator : "That's not including the late payment
>charges on your housing loan Sir.
>.
>Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood
>ATM and withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives"
>.
>Operator : "You can't do that Sir. Based on the
>records, you've reached your daily limit on machine
>withdrawal today"
>.
>Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have
>the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
>.
>Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
>wait you can always come and collect it on your
>motorcycle..."
>.
>Customer: " What the..?"
>.
>Operator : "According to the details in system, you
>own a Harley,...registration number E1123..."
>.
>Customer: "@#%/$@&?#"
>.
>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember
>on 15th July 1987 You were convicted of using abusive
>language to a policeman...
>.
>Customer:( Speechless)
>.
>Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
>.
>Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving
>me that 3 free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"
>.
>Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your
>records you're also
>diabetic....... " !!!!
>
>--
>Life is glorious! Live it to the fullest!
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