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Date Posted: 23:50:38 10/12/10 Tue
In reply to:
Wicked Lord Bashamoodee
's message, "He Doesn't Like Negroes" on 03:48:51 01/06/03 Mon
>The print of AOTC I saw involved the sinister
>disillusioned Jedi Warlord Fife (a convincing and
>rather malicious Don Knotts) working in conjunction
>with fellow evildoers Dooku/Tyranus/Dracula/Saruman
>(Lee, who is all things to all men, despite what that
>pithy faggot has to say) and Master Exitium (the
>rotted, decaying, bloated corpse of Frank Sinatra)
>building a weapon akin to the Death Star that will be
>used to destroy New Jersey.
>
>Obi-Wan is effectual in trying to stop them, but
>ultimately, Anakin manages to both end the galactic
>conflict and please his maiden Amidala using his
>enormous, throbbing manhood, which he uses in a final
>naked duel with Darth Maul (Ray Park, that wonderful
>British hunk whose body is as smoldering as the
>lightsaber that hewed him in two!). After both of
>their hard sculpted bodies are tired and worn, they
>collapse only to be pleasured by Jenna Jameson and
>Jewel DeNyle. Then Snoop Dogg uzis Han Solo, Princess
>Leia shoves a cucumber in her vagina and sings "Nobody
>Does It Better," Sean Connery explodes, Marilyn
>Chambers drives a motorcycle through a window, Lucio
>Fulci comes back from the dead and rapes LeeAnn
>Taylor, and the entire cast of Lord of the Rings get
>into a circle jerk while Tom Welling runs around
>shirtless absorbing everyone's globs of heaping,
>steaming man jism. Then he oils up and fucks Asia
>Carera in a forty-five minute fuck scene, followed my
>a beautiful montage of Bela LUgosi raping Ewoks and
>then being shot out of a cannon at Big Ben in London.
>
>It was all right. Kind of dragged ... editing could
>have been a little tighter, some of the acting was
>so-so. I give it two our of eight stars.
BRILLIANT!
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