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Never Step On A Duck !!!

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Rick

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Date Posted: Friday, July 12 2002, 13:55:56 GMT ( - 8 )

Just thought you might like this ....

Never Step On A Duck !!!

Clarence, Billy Bob and Bubba were travelling through Europe on military leave when they came across a strange old town,
protected by an ancient stone wall. They were getting hungry, and decided to stop and look for something to eat. A guard dressed in heavy leather and chain mail met them at the gate. "You may enter," said the guard, "But we have one rule here: Never step on a duck. If you step on a duck, you will be punished!" Clarence, Billy Bob, and Bubba thought this was strange, but since they were hungry they passed through the gate, and found that there were ducks everywhere! It was a impossible to keep from stepping on one!
It was only a matter of time when Clarence accidentally stepped on a duck. Suddenly, a troop of guards stormed down the street and carried him away in chains! He was taken to prison and thrown into a cell with the meanest, ugliest woman you ever saw!

Billy Bob and Bubba saw this, and were extremely careful not to step on any ducks, but sure enough, it was only a few minutes until Billy Bob stepped on one! Billy Bob was immedietly chained to a woman even uglier than the first one; She was fat, and dirty, and nagged constantly!

By this time Bubba was afraid to even take a step! It took him a half an hour just to walk a single block. Suddenly, for no reason, a guard ran up to Bubba and chained him to the most beautiful woman he had ever seen! She was tall, with blue eyes and long blonde hair, and wore a stunning red dress, all decked out in diamonds and gold! She must have been a princess! Bubba couldn't believe his eyes!

"What did I ever do to deserve this?" asked Bubba.
"I don't know what you did," said the princess, "But I stepped on a duck!"

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[> Subject: A brave attempt to step on a duck.
Author: bratttyratty [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Friday, July 12 2002, 18:41:03 GMT ( - 8 ) Being a convinced blueist and anti-pinkist I believe that there is a kind of duck ( pink) every honest citizen must step on. Yes. PINK DUCKyou are a BAD BOY! You stole my friend's name! That was unfair!!!unconstitutional!!!gross!!! I gonna avenge WAIT AND TREMBLE ( brave little rat) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Perhaps little rattybratty your friend had the audacity to steal one my names - having used them all for hundreds of yrs I think it obvious that it is he who is guilty. Now be dormant or perhaps find yourself a sexy blue gerbil and have fun!! - rats tremble - ducks quack up!
Author: <:) frazzled pink duck [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 4:55:31 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: thats funny Rick - I think - I'm sure when I gave that minor kingdom away the penalty for steping on a duck was life on the 3rd rock from the sun without possibility of parole! guess they changed it - bunch of liberals! oh Rick could I interest you in a cute lil Rat as a pet?
Author: <:) frazzled pink duck [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 4:58:40 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: I glad you like it ...but about the little RAT as a pet ...JUST HOW CUTE IS HE ??
Author: Rick [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 7:00:15 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: It doesn't matter who was first!!!
Author: bratttyratty [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 13:43:45 GMT ( - 8 ) ( The old russian wisdom: Either he stole a coat or his coat was stolen anyway he was involved in a theft) You was involved in thetheft and must be punished! WAIT and TREMLE ( tomorrow...) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Hey guys .... I didn't mean to start a war ...I just thought you would like a little laugh that all ...
Author: Rick [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 16:16:51 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Sorry Rick I didn't intend to start a new world war..

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bratttyratty
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Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 21:53:25 GMT ( - 8 )

But some little local war isn't too bad thing, is it? It makes brain sparkle and blood bubble. And your story gave me not little but huge fun.
To pink duck:
An ant and an elephant?! Well, we'll see...maybe in hour or two, I'm almost ready. And don't think your hundreds of years give you any advantage! Wisdom depends not on age ( wasted aimlessly by quacking) but on a balanced diet containing pink poultry.

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[> [> Subject: I wonder if the brat is going to enjoy his spanking as much as I'm going to enjoy turning him over my knee - assuming of course bratty is a he? I'll probably refrain for the duck to retaliate against the lil brat would be the equivalent of using an elephant to step on an ant! p.s. this duck does not steal nor have too - all that there is belongs to me anyway
Author: <:)pinky the bad duckie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 16:22:58 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: well you two have fun ....just glad I could help you out ... but don't hurt him to much ...I still might want him for a pet ... :)
Author: Rick [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 20:55:30 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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[> Subject: Sorry rick I didn't intend to start a new world war...

Author:
bratttyratty
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Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 22:02:58 GMT ( - 8 )

[> [> Subject: well all I gotto say is ..if you are going to eat pink poultry ...You better be careful because it might just bite back ...
Author: Rick [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Saturday, July 13 2002, 22:09:50 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: It might give him dysentery!!! LMFAO
Author: Mitchell [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Sunday, July 14 2002, 5:06:56 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Hey there have been lots that have eaten this Pink Duck - and it does make something sparkle and the blood sure does bubble somewhere rather obvious - however if they use their teeth I STOP THEM VERY QUICKLY!! ouch!!
Author: <:) frazzled pink duck [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Sunday, July 14 2002, 7:14:49 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]