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Subject: Please buy him.

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Trevor/TJ

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Date Posted: Wednesday, March 24 2004, 19:44:19 GMT ( - 8 )
In reply to: Alie 's message, "You know, those individually served ads on voy are pretty weird." on Wednesday, March 24 2004, 9:18:39 GMT ( - 8 )

I'll send the special "care and feeding" instructions right away if you do. The feeding part won't be necessary after the "care" part, however.

Sorry about the weather - it's been really mild here in Seattle this winter, after a gorgeous fall with record-breaking highs and contiguous sunny days. I'll send some spare sun with those instructions . . .

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[> [> Subject: Yes I agree with Trev - PLEASE PLEASE BUY HIM - perhaps we could just ship him as far as Guantanamo and kinda-sorta forget he's there!

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<:)Duck
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Date Posted: Friday, March 26 2004, 8:30:28 GMT ( - 8 )

Shouldn't be too hard too forget about what's his name after all no need to allow him an attorney, or file charges against him, or allow him to confront his accusers if there are any, or ask a court for a writ of habeas corpus or allow any family members to visit him or even know whether he is there or not - who knows perhaps in 30 or 40 years some file clerk will find a piece of paper behind some file cabinet or filed under J for justice instead of A for Ashcroft and they will either release him or bury the remains which ever is appropriate at the time.

I wonder if there is a minimum bid??

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