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Subject: Would be me a better president than Bush?

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brattyratty

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Date Posted: Sunday, May 23 2004, 20:28:40 GMT ( - 8 )

I found this cleaning up my old archives. It is a short essay written a year ago at my college. We were asked what we would do if we were American presidents. ( it was English lessons. Sorry, I got no idea in which way this is related to studying English language. Ask my teachers) My answer was the shortest of all and I�m afraid it didn�t satisfy my teacher.
� If I was an American President I would
1.) Try to steal as much money as I could, to live happily somewhere on Bermudas or in Liechtenstein or in New Zealand. This money will be stolen anyway, so it would be much better if they were stolen by an honest boy like me than by some crookies, right?
2.) Never sign any orders and papers regardless how much my stupid advisors and ministers wanted me to sign them. I would say �Sorry guys I�ve lost my pen� and then, I�m busy now. So later, later�'
3.) I would take part in all international conferences, summits, meetings, holydays and birthday parties of all presidents, PM�s, monarchs over the world. I would try to taste all sandwiches and wines available there. ( isn�t this the main purpose of international conferences?) Of course I would never sign any communiqu�s and resolutions.
4.) I would pose for popular magazines and give a lot of interviews about any topic like sports, fashions, cars, music, movies, life on other planets so on. Never about politics of course.
5.) I would veto all laws inventing by Congress, not bothering myself to read them.
Considering all written above , it is obvious I would be the best president in American history.�
Would you vote for me?

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[> Subject: Bratty, stay off of politics and get back to making flash movies, that's more where your talents lie!
Author: Alie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Monday, May 24 2004, 0:14:00 GMT ( - 8 ) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]