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Funny hockey joke

Author:
Buffy

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Date Posted: 08:38:53 09/15/03 Mon

I received this one this morning and it made me laugh - good start to my Monday :-) Enjoy, Buffy

>A man walked into the produce section of his local
>supermarket and
>asked to buy "half" a head of lettuce. The boy working in
>that department
>told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man
>was insistent
>that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
>Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
>"Some asshole
>wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his
>sentence, he
>turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he
>added, and this
>gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
>The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
>Later the
>manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way
>you got yourself
>out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on
>their feet here.
>Where are you from, son?"
>"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
>"Well, why did you leave Canada," the manager asked.
>The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey
>players
>up there."
>"Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!"
>The boy replied, "No shit??? Who did she play for?"

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Subject	Author	Date
Another hockey joke	Psychobunny	12:06:32 09/15/03 Mon

thank you	kyra	05:38:14 09/16/03 Tue