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Subject: Another hockey joke

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Psychobunny

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Date Posted: 12:06:32 09/15/03 Mon
In reply to: Buffy 's message, "Funny hockey joke" on 08:38:53 09/15/03 Mon

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in his car when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore. A helpless man,wearing a red and white New Jersey Devils jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing orange and black Philadelphia Flyers jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark`s side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Devils fan from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it, too, into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Devils and the Flyers, but now I have seen with my own eyes that is not true".

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope", one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom. "Well," the harpooner said "he may have access to God`s wisdom but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one"?

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Subject	Author	Date
thank you	kyra	05:38:14 09/16/03 Tue