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Subject: NIGHTSHADE interviews KURIBO'S GOOMBA


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Nightshade Swiftswing
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Date Posted: 10:20:58 01/16/03 Thu

NS: Tonite we interview Kuribo's Goomba!And I personaly duct taped Toad to a telephone pole so he/she/it couldn't ask himselve/herselve/itselve any questions and answer them! Well here's the goomba!

KG:Hi Mom!

NS(slaps her head): Right.

KG: No left

NS: Don't make me use the duct tape. Now why do you live in a boot?

KG: Um.. the programmers

NS: Besides that

KG: Oh yah, the boot protects me from badguys

NS: But Mario can kill you

KG:Well yah.

NS: So what does Kuribo mean?

KG: I heard somewhere its Goomba in Jappanese

NS: So you really are a Goomba's Goomba

KG: I guess

NS:What do you think about Mario taking your shoe?

KG: I hate that! me and my brothers try to kill him if he takes our shoe.

NS: Ok this is lame. Audience questions. Seat 12,000

Fire Chomp: I'll take a goomba sandwhich with a side of pirranah plant.

NS: Not a restaraunt. Seat 111,111,111

Buzy Beetle:Why do you live in a boot?

KG:Well..

NS: Did I not just ask that question! Seat 12

Morton: Do you like wedding cake?

KG: Yes

NS(takes out her duct tape): escuse me for a sec.

duct tapes morton's mouth shut

NS: Right.

KG: No left

NS: Like I said. Don't make me use my duct tape! Seat 123,456,789

Roy: This is boring

NS: Thats it!! (Duct tapes Roy to a rock and drops him in a lake) Does any one else want to mess with me!!!!

Audience goes very quiet

NS: Right

KG:No left

(NS Duct tapes KG to the rock with roy on it)

NS: Ok today we learned that Kuribo means Goomba, Morton likes wedding cake, fire chomps like to eat goombas and piranah plants, and I need to bring duct tape to all my interviews!

Toad: I'm back! Now End Transmission

Sounds of NS Duct tapeing toad to the rock and a spash

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