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Subject: NIGHTSHADE interviews MORTON Author: Nightshade Swiftswing [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 10:23:09 01/16/03 Thu NS: Righto. Today Im not sure who im interviewing (Evil camra guy comes and tells NS who she's interviewing) NS(face pale): Good grief! Nooooooo! Why me!!! Where's my duct tape!!!!! Today i'm interviewing Morton. Morton: Hello it's wedding cake time! NS:Hmm. Why are you such a loser? Morton: Hey! thats not very nice. But do you know what's nice. Wedding cake is nice. I just love wedding cake don't you? wedding cake is good. Yep it sure is good. Even when it is three months stale. Yah i sure like wedding cake... NS: Hay is for horses and no body cares about wedding cake. Why do you think everyone hates you? Morton: what no one can hate wedding cake. Wedding cake is so good and nice. I just love wedding cake. It is so good and i love it even when it is a year old because wedding cake is great! NS: So we've heard. Why are you so obbsessed with wedding cake anyways? Morton:Well... NS:Besides that it is good and nice and great and good even 40 years old. Morton: Well it has a lot of pretty colors and it tastes good and there's little people on top and there's a bunch of lairs and its nice and i just love wedding cke, don't you? NS: Don't make me use my duct tape. Huh, interesting reply. Is there any time you don't like wedding cake? Morton: How could you not like wedding cake. It is so good and it is lovely and it tastes good even when it is 1000 years old. And it is so nice... NS: yes so we know. What would you say if I told you I didn't like wedding cake? Morton: Is that even possible??? How could you not like wedding cake??? It is so nice and tastes good even when it is 2,000 years old. and it is awesome! Im going to kill you because you don't like wedding cake just like everyone else in the auidence. NS: Relax. Wedding cake is fine and besides I don't want to pay your doctor bill. Now audience questions. Seat 20 NS: Dang they left. NS: Seat 1 Goomba: *snnoorrreee* NS: Ahem Goomba: What? Where am I? NS: You're at the interview with Morton Goomba: Good gosh!!(jumps out the window) NS: Darn that was the only audience member left! Well today we learned that morton likes wedding cake, goombas snore, and that interviewing Morton was the worst idea ever! Now i'm going to go duct tape the people who made me interview Morton to a rock and throw them off a cliff. Until next time END TRANSMISSION!!!! Morton: Eat all your WEDDING CAKE!!!!!! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]