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Subject: Bitches

Author:
Dr. Zach Klein

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Date Posted: 10:53:04 04/17/03 Thu

I haven't slept in 24 hours. Here is what i have done with my time. Cole was here for most of this adventure but he has now pussed out on me and fallen asleep.
2400 hours- This is when i got off out of my hockey game. Cole and Ausin picked me up but not much happened, although i did see many men in their whitey tities. Also, is it me or are old men away from their wives like 12 year old boys who just learned what the word "fuck" means.

2400-0200 hours- We played battlefeild for a bit, we all kicked ass i must say. Then i looked at some shit and thought about my girlfreind. I know I know I am a nerd but have you seen her!

0200- By this time my hunger had come at me with a furious passion. It ate at my belly as though i was going to get sucked into my own raveged stooomach. So we went to Dennies.
1.) Ate potatoes and country gravy one of my favorties if you want to buy it for me sometime, unless you are a dumb cunt, hahahahhahahahah.
2.) Noel and another stripper came to eat with us.
3.) tryed to get austin laid but jsut pissed him off, he is oh so sensative!
4.) We ate our fill and we left, but not before we saw some tits. this sounds much better than it was. one pair i have seen many times and the other girl had more hair on her gut than i do, it all kind of threw me off.

0330- This is were my mind really goes blank. we tryed to play battlefeild but it jsut wasn't working. I of course turned to my next love, ebay! I looked at r1's and audi's and ferraris, then i got off on this weird tanget. around about 0430 i started to look at plastic guns. This doesn't sound very fun but i made a joke about how russians are dumb and i hate them and cole laughed, this made me happy. After that my mind kind of goes blank all i remember after that was that around o645 i was looking at butter knives. this is when cole had the brilliant idea of going to our old school, Niwot. So we ate, prettied our selves and went to school on the dot not late at all. We got badges and took a test in a cool teachers class. All around we were there for about an hour, but then this Skeletor cunt spawn kicked us out. I was mad but then we made fun of her and we got happy again. By the way she is a dumb bitch too. From now on those girls should go to the library and hang out with her. Now i am stting here alone but i think that austin is waking up. yes yes he is up.
This time table of course does not include the day before twelve, it simply consisted of me playing on my ccomputer. Dr. Zach Klein OUT!
LIKE A FOX!

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Bitches	Kurt	22:24:36 04/17/03 Thu
Re: Bitches -- Kurt, 22:35:27 04/17/03 Thu