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Subject: So, you want to work at Wal-mart?

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Steve

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Date Posted: 11:41:18 04/17/03 Thu

It will take ample amounts of studying and preparing for the application. In some instances you have to actually check a box marked YES or NO.

Aha! BUt thats not it. Once you are done with the app, you speak with a personel manager that will try to make you look smaller than your wang when you get out of a nice cold shower. Some of the tedious questions include....

1."Why did you leave office Depot?"
2."what do you mean you left because of new expiernces?"
3."how hard did they fuck you up the ass?"
4."Have you ever worked for a wal-mart before?"
5."You are not just getting this job so you can have a new apartment are you?"
6."You are not going to quit after we hire you so you can have a new apartment are you?"
7."Can you spell cashier?"

Basically they are more worried about the last question. If you can spell it they will set up an interview.

Steve (hopefully i get this job so i can be trendy and wear a nifty smiley pin and when i quit i will have to return it and ejaculate all over it.)

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Subject	Author	Date
So you want to fuck up your chances at wal-mart?	Steve	15:21:38 04/17/03 Thu
Walmart -- Dr. Zach Klein, 16:06:43 04/17/03 Thu