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Subject: Girls shouldn't read this if they don't wanna cry

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I think satan is toying with my thoughts. nope,just cheese

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Date Posted: 14:23:50 04/17/03 Thu

I just browsed the forums for the first time in weeks, and I must say that you gentlemen have made some smashing points. I have constructed the following paragraph as a synopsis of the major arguments posted in the past few days:

THE BI CURIOUS SHIT-FOR-BRAINS MUST DIE!!!! WIPE THIER FILTY STENTCH FROM THE PLANET! LET US RACE TOWARDS OBLIVION WITH THE PEACE OF MIND THAT IMMATURE, TEASING LITTLE BTICHES WILL BOTHER US NO LONGER!

Oh my, it seems that an emotional bias has escaped me and altered the context of my summary. I wonder why such a hate would be festering in my mind. Could it be that with every passing second these SACKS OF WASTED PROTOPLASM attend one of Steve's parties they THRUST US FURTHER AND FURTHER DOWN THE EVOLUTIONARY SEPTIC SYSTEM? Perhaps every word they utter is an attempt to fixate all male attention to thier PRE-PUBESCENT MIND GAMES AND DRAMA??!?!? "Oh my god, we need to go outside and talk in FUCKING PRIVATE!!!" "Jeezus fellow girly friends, we should go lock ourselves in Steve's room and talk to they'll wonder what we're up to and have to force themselves in." "Let's talk about vegitable fucking all night and get them rilled up so we can be hot teases. hehehe"

FUCKING ANNOYING CHILDREN!! SWEET MOTHER OF THE SUN, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GROW THE FUCK UP! I MEAN, NOT ONLY DO YOU ACT LIKE WANNA-BE PROSTETUTES, BUT YOU GET ALL FUCKING BUTT HURT WHEN YOU'RE FINNALLY TREATED LIKE WANNA-BE PROSTETUTES.

If any girls just read that "ventation" of rage, just know this: Those of us who didn't even buy the "my life is a fucking soap opera" act in middle school sure as hell don't want to see it now. You should either deal with your "problems" where it doesn't affect anyone else (especially at a party) or just not come at all. Oh yea, and STOP USING STEVE!!!!

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Subject	Author	Date
YES!	Dr. Zach Klein	16:02:45 04/17/03 Thu