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Date Posted: 10:24:09 12/21/04 Tue
Author: Philip J
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 81.171.147.147
Subject: Fun at the supermarket

Really must wake up earlier, there's too much darkness to be swallowed up now. i have just negotiated passage through one of the longest, winding-est and shit scariest alleyways around. snakes from finchley road & frognal to west hampstead,,, fie upon those who call this a salubrious area!, there were crackheads in the misty distance, so i clenched my black leather gloves, turned my dockers coat collars up to the sky and contemplated the sprint. yes, its only past five but it went on for ever and the rattling noise of the neighbouring silverlink was to be the soundtrack to my hospitalisation.fortunately, these rats of the night were not lurking around the next turn and scuttled away, so i confidently turned apace and strode through, feeling strangely as empowered as when i was mugged before school aged 13 for the price of an arcade game.
'I want change!' i demanded, as i gave over one pound to the beastly boy who had requested 25p for a go on Afterburner. he muttered something optimistic on my investment as he trundled away, but i decided not to follow up on the offer, and walked to the station...
two thirtysomethings in the supermarket:
a- look, there's an offer on bernard matthews turkey steaks, 2 for £2
b- no, i'm not buying from him, he's a racist!
a- no, that's bernard m-
b- oh that's right, you always know better, you always think your opinion is more important than mine
a- look, not this again.. is this all because i said your fiance looked like Herman Goering?
b- he doesn't, he doesn't!
anyone fancy boxing day drinks in the most christmassy pub in london, the churchill arms, in notting hill? shack and me can rustle up a few people i expect, bet he gets better presents than me again

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[> Re: Fun at the supermarket -- andrew, 08:21:15 12/22/04 Wed (host81-154-142-143.range81-154.btcentralplus.com/81.154.142.143)


going home is shit.
through the train window,
dead schoolfriends playing football on the heath.
curt runts truanted optimism from this place long ago.
we have one local celebrity,
a paedophile.


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