VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, [2], 3, 4 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 11:23:13 05/20/03 Tue
Author: harry
Subject: something new

because I got bored of scrolling down pages, and I think that the middle button on my mouse is about to give up in a screaming fit of unpostable blasphemy and google woogles, I decided that I'd start a new forum thread. Yes, I know that this is how it all starts, a virign thread, so young, so full of innocent zeal, and yes, in the end, it will end up a stained filthy wee smelling thread begging for change from the thousands of annoying and irrelevant replies that it'll get, but hey, let's give the little gal/guy a chance.

I thought I should post some rules for what I want this thread to turn into, they can be found below:

1:you must insult as many people in one of the three ways outlined below as many times as you can in each post
a)insult their taste in music
b)say that a relative of theirs has an ass akin to a large and unwieldy none ass based object
c)tell them that their hair is a reject from a long forgotten decade (the eighties for example) and ask if their mum cut it for them

2)make as many references to obscure television programs and or films that only you and your comic obsessed friend have heard about

3)lol, lmao, rofl, brb, noogies and samantha janus are all banned from your posts

4)anyone posting essays MUST include appendices, and where applicable graphic representations of their findings

5)under no circumstances can you back down from an argument, and anyone found to be doing so will be fired by cannon into the sun

6)nudity is actively encouraged

7)if anyone has a tank, can I have it?

ok, so seven wasn't really a rule, more of a cheeky little can I have a tank thang, but hey, you can't blame me for trying.

so there you go kiddies, hope you enjoy this, and before you all start, I don't care

lots of love and monkey hugs

harry
xxx

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT-8
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.