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Date Posted: 11:24:10 03/27/03 Thu
Author: Kevin
Subject: Re: Avril Lavigne-alike
In reply to: Lux 's message, "Re: Punk Rock is a Religion" on 11:35:03 03/25/03 Tue

>the avril lavigne-a-likes make me really angry
>actually and i dont know why, maybe its cos i want a
>tiny stomach like her or maybe i wanna be Canadian, OR
>maybe its cos secretly i wanna look like a grumpy 14
>year old boy, who knows...

Well Lux you've inspired me!! I read your message and the 'Avril Lavigne-a-likes' bit reminded me of Desmond Dekker's 'Israelites' (or the Vitalite advert if you just know that) and when i was bored at worked today i started making up rhymes about Avril to that tune, and this is the result.

AVRIL LAVIGNE-ALIKE

They wake up in the morning, they need to look just like her.
But look, look at me - i can rhyme just like her.
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.

It's not 'Complicated', no it's not Rocket Science.
Smashing your guitar is an act of defiance.
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.

You need to have the hair and get yourself a sk8r boi.
Be a little girl and say "See ya later boi."
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.

But why would you wanna be a wannabe 'Punk' Canadian?
It must be really hard - if you are a Barbadian!!
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.

I've gotta end this song now, for it's just getting stupid.
A song about girls' whose fakeness is so putrid.
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.
Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.

Oh Oh, Avril Lavigne-alike.

So next time you see a Lavigne-alike - you can sing them some of these;)

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