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Date Posted: 17/07/04 22:01:52
Author: John Cooper
Subject: Formula One
In reply to: John Cooper 's message, "Bull Schitt" on 27/08/03 9:25:02

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew last month.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to abide by extreme pressure from world governments that the racing industry hire more minorities. As a result, 12 youths from south-central Los Angeles were now an essential part of the famous Formula 1 Team. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Watts area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds with just a tire iron and screwdriver, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with a million dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However....Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only were the Watts pit crew able to change the tires in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the Williams team for 2 six-packs of Colt 45, a day's supply of crack and photos of Queen Latifah in the shower.

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[> [> [> Tonto -- RV, 3/08/04 7:56:36

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo!
she took the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said ; "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."

He swallowed hard here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him,
and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We
have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."


"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."


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[> [> [> [> Essex Gal -- John Cooper, 10/12/04 19:16:04

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car accident and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive at the scene.

Medic: "It's OK love, I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you a few questions?"

Girl: "OK"

Medic: "What's your name?"

Girl: "Sharon"

Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"

Girl: "Yes"

Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"

Girl: "Southend, Mate"


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