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Date Posted: 00:56:39 05/30/03 Fri
Author: Pig Fucker
Subject: Re: shut the fuck up WAIT
In reply to: Saladin 's message, "shut the fuck up WAIT" on 08:37:36 05/29/03 Thu

One time I found a dugout in the grass field at the bottom of the climb leading to the stairs at Chubb.

I put it in my jersey pocket and proceeded on to West Tyson. On the way back I saw a couple of guys who were searching that area feverishly and one was saying "its got to be here! Its got to be here! This is where we stopped and had it out!". He was very concerned.

I stopped and asked them what they were doing. They said "we are ummm...just looking for something." I asked them "what are you looking for". I was a bit older than them and look like quite the square, clean, sober type (I was wearing cycling shorts and a jersey instead of fag assed hippie baggies and a crappy tye-dye shirt). One of them answered "Ummm...we are just looking for a tire lever we dropped, man".

I thought "ok assholes...I guess I wont share my new dugout with you then." So I rode off, and had mad stoner sex with my girl friend all of the rest of the day.

Thanks for the dope bling, you retards.

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  • Re: saladin fucks his mother -- curlingironinsertion, 12:45:02 06/01/03 Sun
  • Re: saladin fucks his mother -- ?, 04:04:59 06/02/03 Mon
  • LESS SPEED MORE WEED -- Saladin, 08:57:22 06/02/03 Mon
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