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You Know...

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The Dungeon Master

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Date Posted: 18:52:58 02/17/01 Sat

Your A True Adventurer When...

You launch a full-out frontal assault on a dragon with a dagger.

. . .You begin every encounter by drawing your sword.

. . .You think that one hundred-to-one odds sound good. . .and you're the one.

. . .Your idea of luxury accommodations is the common room at the Bloody Battleaxe Tavern.

. . .Your master battle plan is, "Charge!"

. . .Your only reason for saving the damsel in distress is to ask her where the treasure is.

. . .You find a longsword +1, a potion of healing, and an amulet of life protection and consider that a bad take.

. . .You can stand back, yawn, and say, "Another Tanari'i lord."

. . .You'll only seek lodging in households with nineteen year old daughters.

. . .Someone hires you to cross the River of Death, infiltrate the Black Citadel of the Wraith Lord, and recover the Crystal of Omniscience, and you decline the job because it sounds like a dull way to spend a weekend.

. . .A packet of rations is a regular part of your wardrobe.

. . .Your cruise is cut short by a pirate raid, but you're not worried because the pirate captain is an old acquaintance.

. . .You've ever traveled with a spoiled princess disguised as a Viking girl.

. . .You have so many aliases that you have to write your real name down.

. . .The villain says, "Wait! Let me explain. . ." and you roll your eyes and stick a sword in him.

. . .You consider a downpour a bath.

. . .You swing by rope from one end of the ship to the other. . .even though it's faster to run.

. . .You think that "to comb" means to search really hard for the secret door.

. . .Your primary wardrobe makes a clanking sound.

. . .Every time you see a closed door, your first instinct is to kick.

. . .You get a better night's rest outdoors than indoors.

. . .Someone gives you a birthday gift and you check for traps.

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