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Date Posted: 18:37:17 02/17/01 Sat
Famous Last Words of Adventurers
1. "Let's go in."
2. "Let's not go in."
3. "I follow them."
4. "I stab the dragon and tell it to get off me."
5. "I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off chance that it's the extra healing potion."
6. "I kill it."
7. "Let me handle this."
8. "Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?"
9. "Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"
10. "Why is your torch flame turning blue?"
11. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
12. "Trust me."
13. "I never get lost."
14. (A corridor ahead is full of brown mold) "I cast Fireball down the hall, then send my fire elemental to investigate."
15. "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
16. a)"I bet without Mjolnir you're a real wuss."
b)"He looks like a wuss to me."
17. "He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"
18. "They're only kobolds!"
19. "Hey, this chest just bit me!"
20. "I try to move silently in plate armor..."
21. "I didn't find any traps !!"
22. "Wonder what this button does ?"
23. "Don't worry, he is probably just first level."
24. "This 250' wall has so many holes, it should be easy to climb."
25. "I'll just close my eyes and walk up to the dracolisk holding up my mirror"
26. "Can I eat this green slime?"
27. "I'll just walk up to the dragon invisibly"
28. "Why is this man speaking in sign language?"
29. "This type of undead can't drain levels"
30. "I'll open the door, sneak up on him from behind and backstab him!"
31. "We are in luck! The dragon is sleeping"
32. "That's only a statue"
33. "There is no trap on the door, so let's open it"
34. "Look, behind you!!!" Said by a gnome(pc) to an ogre as a disliked partymember crept up. End of the other member.
35. "I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is!"
36. "Don't worry, the DM won't hose me"
37. "We'll untie the prisoners and lock them in the closet."
38. "Why can't we take Clarissa (Disguised evil high priestess) with us?"
39. "How much will you give me for this idol I found (cursed)?"
40. "I'm not powerful enough, can't you just give me second level."
41. "Don't I get the farie fire bonus on my parry."
42. "They're wearing blue robes? They must be Druids. Roll for initiative, suckers." (At which point the polymorphed Bone Devils ate him.)
43. "I see HOW MANY wights?!" (from the crypts of Ravenloft)
44. "Don't worry, wyvern don't attack unless they're provoked."
45. "You watch the door, I'll take out the Gas Spore (Beholder) that's guarding the treasure."
46. "A Nightmare, huh? I'll attack for one round and prepare to run."
47. "I'll take off my armor so I'm silent and slip past the dragon."
48. "They need a twenty to hit me, I'm invincible"
49. (While trapped in a dungeon..): "Don't worry, I have a plan!!!"
50. "It was a joke."
51. NPC: "Lets drop our weapons and talk."
PC : "Okay!"
52. "We killed all monsters on this level."
53. "I've been here before. There are no traps in this section."
54. "What do you mean 18 meter long crocodile.. you just said crocodile."
55. "Well... I'll touch it again"
56. "I attempt to disbelieve"
57. "I cast a fireball" (into a 10'x10'x10' room)
58. "I know if I draw a card I'll get the VOID."
59. GM:"You're very lucky, you all don't know how lucky you are! Save or take 210 points of damage"
60. " It's OK, I trust her..." ... *BOOM!!!!!!*
61. "Stand back you wimps. I'll kill it."
62. "OK! I moon the Balrog!"
63. "My first arrow MISSED the magic-user pointing at me? OK, I shoot again!"
64. "Where'd that thief go now?"
65. "Trap? What trap?"
66. "So what?"
67. "You're all a bunch of wimps!! I'll prove to you myself that an entire orc stronghold is no match for your average barbarian."
68. "All right, we're in an unexplored dungeon in total darkness with no light sources or infravision...Hey, I know!! Let's yell and scream
69. "I'm going to kill our captives anyway, and I don't give a damn whether the other goody good PC's like it or not."
70. "Y'know, since our druid's been so obnoxious, it would probably serve him right if we set his precious forest on fire."
71. "A creature with two BABOON heads on a scaly REPTILIAN body? With TENTACLES for arms? Hunh. Must be some stupid wizard's magical construct. Let's kill it."
72. "Yes, it's true I humiliated the DM in front of the debating team Wednesday, but he's much too broad minded to take it out on my character."
73. "OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!"
74. "I drop trou and expose myself to the arch mage as a gesture of contempt."
75. "Well, guys, I'm sorry my activities in the last town got us all tarred and feathered, but you're not going to hold that against me, are you?"
76. "No, I'm sure there's some stipulation that says a disintegrate spell won't work if the spellcaster casts it on himself. Here, I'll prove it."
77. "Oops, I spilled flaming oil on my beard. I'd better wash it off after we kill this fire lizard."
78. "Well, we know he's LAWFUL evil, so he should keep his word when he promised not to betray us."
79. "So I'm safely across the pit? Whew! For a minute there I was worried that you might remember my encumbrance penalties."
80. "Well, as long as I've stumbled into Princess Savitra's bedroom, I might as well try to seduce her."
81. "Thank God!! A hobgoblin camp up ahead! Maybe they can help heal our wounded!"
82. "Don't worry! The chances of me blowing a climb walls roll twice, at my level, are infinitesimal."
83. "All right, I jump...Now on the way down, I activate my ring of feather fall...no, wait, didn't I lend it to Jim?"
84. "So you're Tiamat, huh? Are you evil? Yes? Would you like to convert?"
85. "Well, *I* trust our party thief, and if he says this door isn't trapped, that's good enough for me."
86. "Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...Here goes nothing..."
87. "So that giant fell into the pit? I'll jump over it and get his treasure."
88. "Oh, that sorceress looked a little pale when she examined the mirror which has the pentagram in front of it on the floor. I think I'll break the mirror."
89. "It's not trapped, you just want it to yourself." {He still got it for himself.}
90. "Me first Me first."
91. "Dinosaur? Hey, no problem, right Balinor? .. Balinor?"
92. "You call yourself a barbarian, you son of a witch ?"
93. To powerful demon: "Try me sh*t breath!"
94. To sleeping dragon: "Oops, sorry...didn't mean to disturb you."
95. "Come on, we haven't found any traps so far."
96. Ranger: "What do I see?"
DM:"Do you remember the trap that killed Indy's guide in Raiders of the Lost Ark?"
97. "Diamonds ... Gold... Saphires !!! Terry! Terry, we're rich, we're rich, we're fabulously wealthy !!!! ...Terry ..... Terry ??"
98. "Let's walk this way."
99. "Hey folks, follow me, I remember the way to the dungeon exit."(Lost)
100. "I never get to have any fun!"
101. "You mean they get to use the critical hit chart too?"
102. "Hey, I know a dragon when I see one."
103. "What do you mean the whole room we're in detects as a trap?"
104. "Hey you! Frost Giant! How's the weather up there?"
105. "Just watch, I bet I get the one item that's cursed."
106. "I'm invincible!"
107. "Don't worry. I know what I'm doing!"
108. "Stop!"
110. "A sign labeled 'pit'? I walk up to it."
111. "No problem. That's easy!"
112. "Hey, I found it. I'm keeping it."
113. "I think we'll have to reason with him."
114. "Hah! I'm not dead yet. I still have five hit points."
115. "Oh, no. We're being rescued. How embarrassing!"
116. "Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points."
117. "I stand right underneath the Fire Giant and point my wand straight up."
118. "Don't worry. I've got a plan."
119. "They can't see me. I'm invisible!"
120. "I wonder what's in here?"
121. "He wouldn't try that trick again!"
122. "Just because you're a dragon doesn't mean you can push ME around."
123. "They don't look so tough."
124. "I'm SURE there are no traps."
125. "What do you mean trolls regenerate!?!"
126. "Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."
127. "I'll open it."
128. "It seems easy enough"
129. "I think he can be trusted."
130. "Those noises are probably nothing."
131. "I'll pull the lever."
132. "Money!"
133. "Magic is for wimps."
134. "Oh. He'll miss. Just look at my AC."
135. "Oh no! Let's go help them!"
136. "Run away!"
137. "I want to kill something."
138. "All clear, guys."
139. "Wait a minute, didn't the old man say something about a curse?"
140. "Okay, Ed, your underwear explodes!"
141. "AGAIN!?!?!"
142. "This is a pushover dungeon."
143. "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea."
144. "I'll use my taunt skill."
145. "Your mother was a Gully Dwarf."
146. "My God will protect me."
147. "You wouldn't dare!"
148. "Hey, we're out! We're safe!"
149. "I'll try it on."
150. "C'mon! We're a team!"
151. "You don't look like a mage!"
152. "It'd be stupid to trap this!"
153. "I'll kick the door in!"
154. "It could be dangerous!"
155. "Here, hold this rope while I go down."
156. "I thought you brought the food!"
157. "Well, if you didn't belch, who did?"
158. "Isn't there anything exciting in this dungeon?" (said to GM)
159. "Uh guys? Hello? Anyone?"
160. "Dragons give you a lot of Exp."
161. "I know an illusion when I see one."
162. "I sit on the pale lady with the funny teeth." (Ahh! the infamous vampire)
163. "Mysterious shadows in the room? I'm not scared... you can't spook me!"
164. "There's a smell of gas, huh? Well, my lantern is hooded. It ought to be safe."
165. "Take off my armor and try to swim? Forget it... I worked hard to get this +3 plate mail. Besides, the DM never lets anyone die... he wouldn't let me drown, would he?"
166. "Lightning bolts don't ricochet off stone walls, do they?"
167. "A ballista? What's that? How many dice of damage does it do?" {Twenty.It's like a crossbow, only MUCH larger.}
168. "So what if he calls the guard? A backwater town like this can't have a very big militia."
169. "...and then I... Uh, guys? Why are looking at me like that? Guys?"
170. "What do you mean, `It doesn't work' ?"
171. "Oh these, I've fought them before..."
172. "Then I'll hit him back!"
173. "I'm bored..."
174. "Quick! What did that scroll say ?"
175. "How did he dissappear like that ?"
176. "I'll try to pick his pockets."
177. "Maybe we should just kill him."
178. "Read it to me."
179. "You mean there's more ?"
180. "MAGIC ITEMS!"
181. "He looks like a sunburnt elf? Huh."
182. "I'll light a fire."
183. "You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit!"
184. GM:"You DID take the swimming skill?"
185. "I'll stand guard."
186. "What do you mean I hear water?"
187. "I bar the door!"
188. "I'll cover you!"
189. "Take out a Beholder's eyes, and Bingo!"
190. "I can't possibly miss..."
191. "Don't worry, I can hit him! I can hit him!"
192. "But he has to be our friend!"
193. "How would you like to have this sword?"
194. NPC:"Take this ring as a token of my esteem."
195. PLAYER:"BEGONE THINGS OF EVIL!!!" REPLY:"Begone thing of good."
196. "Don't be silly. That kind of monster NEVER follows you."
197. "I run up to the monster, throw my magic net over it, and try to take the jewel from around its neck." {But nets don't stop creatures from biting.}
198. "Hmmm... odd. colored walls. Well, I touch one."
199. "Why the hell do you always put `Graf' before your name? Is that this backward planet's equivalent of `Duke' or something?"
200. "DO NOT OPEN"
201. "Easy kill."
202. "I've got you now!"
203. "Is this one really able to breath fire?"
207. "Trust me. I know what I'm doing"
208. "I open the door and see who it is." {in response to a knock on the door}
209. "I jump off the roof . He won't get my last HP then."
210. "Oh cute! Look at the fuzzy little cubs!"
212. "Your armor is too noisy. Wait here and I'll scout ahead."
213. "I explain to the ogre that it was an honest mistake."
214. "Oh, he puts those in all of his dungeons. It's a gas spore."
215. "Hubba hubba! The nymph's taking off her clothes!"
216. "Whoever did this must be long gone by now."
217. "Easy, boy. What's this stupid horse's problem?"
218. "You mean ... this ... is the last ... torch?"
219. "Oh don't worry. The poisonous ones have orange stripes."
220. "I really didn't know it was against the law."
221. "You racist! They're elves. So what if they're black?"
222. "This flickering torch light is playing tricks on my eyes. It almost seemed as though that chest moved by itself."
223. "What's the duration of this Fly spell?"
224. "I don't understand. It should be dead by now."
225. "Finally! I thought that troll would never die."
226. "If we look brave and fearless, they won't attack."
227. "I'd feel better if we had some crampons. Oh, what the hell, let's go for it."
228. "I wouldn't worry about the thieves' guild.. they don't have a clue who did it."
229. "It doesn't look very fast; we can easily swim across."
230. "While they're fighting the dragon, I sneak around behind him and examine his hoard."
231. "I wish we had a 10 foot pole. Oh well."
232. "Ha ha ha! Let's put bookworms in his spell research library."
233. "I rolled a 20. How could that be a miss?"
234. "I've got plenty of spells; I don't need to carry a weapon."
235. "I'm heir to the crown. They wouldn't dare!"
236. "Don't you understand? The odds will be even. If we can't see them, they can't see us."
237. "Who's bringing up the rear?"
238. "It's only one wight. The others are just ghouls."
239. "I've got better things to do than run your petty errands, your highness."
240. "What?! I thought you said fifTEEN kobolds."
241. "It'll be a short ocean voyage. One week's worth of food and water will be enough."
242. "I won't fall in; I just want a better look at what's down there."
243. "Ochre jelly? Ok, everyone, break out the bread and the peanut butter."
244. "Quit clowning around. Look, whichever one of you is doing that, it's not funny."
245. "Hey! Where's my components?"
246. "For some reason I had always imagined that bugbears were somewhat smaller."
247. "A trap? That's exactly what we're supposed to expect. I think this DM is more imaginative than that."
248. "After what we took, he won't be able to afford an assassin."
249. "They're usually not aggressive. If we leave it alone, it'll leave us alone."
250. "Wanna see my new spell?"
251. "Something's wrong with my d20."
252. "That was no healing potion! I'm gonna kill that swindler!"
253. "Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book."
254. "Hey, Bill, cast a Detect Invisibility, quick. Bill. Bill? Where's Bill?"
255. "Cover me."
256. "I think it's asleep."
257. "Look at the size of those tracks!"
258. "Can you make out this next rune? It looks like someone spilled coffee on this scroll."
259. "..23..24..Well, that's the last of his arrows."
260. "Watch this."
261. "Well, if I remember correctly, it's AC 7, 3+1 HD, 1d8 damage. Hmm..."
"I should defeat him around the 4th round and still have about 12.5 hit points left. Ok, let's rock!"
262. "What does this lever DO?"
263. "Did you see that guy's head? I wonder what did this."
264. "Damned be him who first cries, 'Hold, enough!'"
265. "If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful."
266. "Zoinks! I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me."
267. "I ain't afraid of no ghost."
268. "Geez, I'm kind of low on funds. Ok, I'll take 500 gp for the healing potion."
269. "I bet it's just an illusion."
270. "Well, at least I tried...?"
271. "It's only an illusionary red dragon! I can tell!!"
272. "What do you mean the `Wall Of Ice' vanishes??"
273. "YOU are the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen." {to an 8 foot tall troll}
274. "What do you mean 'the arrows are just bouncing off'!"
275. "Let's rush them."
276. "There's no way they'll ever find us."
277. "What could possibly go wrong?"
278. "Him? What is HE doing here? I thought we killed him!"
279. "Dragon? What dragon?"
280. "Get him!"
281. "'Brak'? That's a stupid name for a barbarian!"
282. "Call me Kregor the Undying!"
283. "Let's split."
284. "Feel like surrendering ?"
285. "I'm a vampire. No mortal can kill me."
286. "No, I wasn't reading the module. I was just looking at the pictures."
287. "I have a very bad feeling about this."
288. "There is only two left..."
289. "Switch to 2nd Edition? Okay, what the hell..."
290. "Do something, SCHMUCK !"
291. "Hey, wow, something that really DOES 'go bump in the night' !"
292. "In my present mood I could cast 'Speak with Dead' and talk to myself."
293. "I tell the guard to go fuck himself, bit I say it in a nice way."
294. "You are on my side, aren't you ?!"
295. "Open that door, slut!"
296. "Sacrifice...?"
297. "I'll put my head in, and see what's inside."
298. "I'll hold my breath and run through the gas."
299. "Save vs spell ? Why ? Doesn't matter! I've got a save on a 2 or better."
300. "I try to resurect him with this rod."
301. "Was that rune inscribed on the cage important ?"
302. "Want some help ?"
303. "Quick !! How does one UN-summon a demon lord ?"
304. "I wonder what this wand does ?" {waving it around}
305. "Remember that demon that you HAD imprisoned down in the cellar? Well..."
306. "I thought lighting the candles around the pentagram was YOUR job."
307. "I finally shot that owl that's been folowing me around !"
308. "How does one control something once it gets out of the pentagram ?"
309. "Let's see what'll happen when I mix these two potions together ?"
310. "You wouldn't happen to have a banishment spell memorized...?"
311. "Hey, I bet I can do that better than you can!"
312. "Oh, that component was worth THAT much ?"
313. "I thought you said "Cone of Cold" not "Coin of Gold"!"
314. "What's in this bottle ?" * POP * "Uhh... oh. oh..."
315. "Sorry about that, Master. I promise I won't wave your wand around again... Hmm...what's this frog doing here ?"
316. "Hey, where did I put the top to this Decanter of Endless Water ?"
317. Master: "Hey, where is my staff of power, you know, the one with the rune on it ???"
Apprentice: "Was that your Staff of Power ? That end table in the den at home needed a new leg and you TOLD me to fix it ..."
318. "Okay, I put the fire resistence potions in the red bottles, and the cold resistence potions in the blue. Or was it the other way around ??"
319. "I thought this spell required a 5. sided star..."
320. "Master, why was this mirror lying faced down on the table ?? Master ??? Gee, where'd he go ? {scratches head}
321. "We are all out of candles, so I used lanterns to surround the pentacle..."
322. Apprentice: "Well, Master, I finally managed to learn the enlarge spell. Now, could you please tell me how one gets rid of a 50' big rat ?"
323. Apprentice: "Excuse me sir but, theoretically, what would happen if someone summoned, oohhh, lets say a major demon from the 376 level of the Abyss ?"
324. "Why does the writing on that book disappear while I am reading it?"
325. "What do you mean, how many hit points do I have?"
326. "Okay, if I max out this round and win initiative next round, maybe..."
327. "I open the coffin...SLOWLY."
328. "Boost me up."
329. "You mean it was a GOOD dragon?"
330. "YO! Grendel! Your momma wears combat boots!"
331. "I dunno what a tarrasque is, but it can't be TOO tough."
332. "Wait! What's deathspell do?"
333. "Go ahead and drink it."
334. "Are the peasants armed?"
335. "Hey why is the DM giggling like that??"
336. "Whoa, Hold It! What do you mean nobody bothered to set a watch?"
337. "Hey guys, where are you?"
338. "There's no such thing as a bottomless pit. Everybody knows that."
339. "Featherball! I mean, featherrrr........"
340. "Do you realize what you just did?"
341. "Tell me this is an illusion."
342. "What do you mean, my spell expired."
343. "I though YOU brought the food!"
344. "He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"
345. "What's your alignment?"
346. "My character WANTS to go out in a blaze of glory."
347. "The DM's an idiot."
348. "It was only the wind."
349. "I throw a rock at the eight legged lizard to get its attention."
350. "Who's the bitch with the spiders?"
351. "I'll scout ahead."
352. "Hey guys...wait up."
353. "Oh, sorry...didn't mean to disturb you."
354. "Come on, we haven't found any traps so far."
355. "Does a three save?"
356. "Just watch, I bet I get the one item that's cursed."
357. "I'm invincible!"
358. "Hah! I'm not dead yet. I still have five hit points."
359. "I don't care. I have a Ring of Regeneration."
360. "What do you mean, `Your wand ran out of charges.'?"
361. "He looks like a sunburnt elf?"
362. "All that noise we heard and there's only one drow here?"
363. "I go through the door... Wait, I check for traps!"
364. "What do you mean, 'How many hit points do I have RIGHT NOW?'?"
365. "Come on, EVERY evil wizard's tomb has a way out!"
366. "It can't be a beholder, we're only first level!"
367. "When nobody's looking, I go back to get some more gems."
368. "He's only an ordinary 15th level magic user."
369. CLICK! "What do you mean, 'The trap WASN'T armed.'? Then what was that Remove Traps roll for anyway!?"
370. "Okay, eat up, that food is definitely NOT poisoned!"
371. "How was I to know that that orc would tell the truth about us not wanting to come in here!"
372. "Hey, c'mon! My character couldn't have done that: he's not that stupid!"
373. "What do you mean, 'Green slime ain't always green.'?"
374. "Nah...the game's just started....he wouldn't put a fatal death trap in yet.."
375. "I'm dead again??"
376. "There's HOW many Githyanki sleeping bunks in this chamber?"
377. "A red WHAT swoops out of the sky at us?"
378. "I'll swim across."
379. "I throw the rock into the dark cave."
380. "I run down the hallway alone."
381. "I'll use the wand of wonder."
382. "I want to check out the magic tome."
383. "Hmm...I'll try Chain Lightning"
384. "Ok, the dragon's asleep. You guys wait back here with bows and stuff.
385. Getafix and I will go up in front of it and cast light on its eyes to blind him, then we'll blow his brains out with psionics."
386. "Oh, no, not that again!"
387. "There's only 10 kobolds and there's 8 of us. Attack!"
388. "I dive through the fire."
389. "Follow those lights!"
390. "There's a company of 100 barbarians guarding the pass"
391. "I don't think they want us to cross these mountains."
392. "So what?"
393. "It's only a naga."
394. "I'm not going to waste spells on THEM!"
395. "That's right, I'm going to polymorph into a pergrine falcon and attempt to land on the back of one of the 12 griffons flying above us."
396. "I think we can take it down."
397. "C'mon guys.. he can't kill all of us!"
398. "I use animal empathy to calm the charging Triceratops."
399. "Cthulhu, uh? I'll try and backstab him.."
400. "Strange mists rising and a city named Salem's Lot? Let's investigate.."
401. "There's only three of them. Watch the one that looks like Death, though."
402. "Hmm...how do we know you are the REAL Angel of Death?"
403. "I sneak up to the Lich and pick its pockets."
404. "This is a wimp dungeon."
405. "If I were you, Demon, I would sit back down!"
406. "That purple robe really clashes with your burning eyes..."
407. "Bow to a Demon? Never!"
408. "Elminster, you old fart, I thought you were really mad for a minute."
409. "What do you mean I turn into a bug?"
410. "Oh, please! Vampires have so many weaknesses, you can't help but kill them!"
411. "What do mean feather fall wears off?"
412. "Okay, we'll attack the small boulette first."
413. "They CAN'T have initiative AGAIN!!!"
414. "You've got 80 hit points?? YOU open the treasure chest"
415. "The Hall of Blades? Hey, I've got an 18 dex."
416. "C'mon guys...how bad could it be?!"
417. "Cmon guys, it was only a rumor, theres nothing here"
418. "So what, I have the artifact"
419. "Ok, so theres a few more of them"
420. "But it's only a little pin prick!"
421. "Was that thunder, or were you rolling damage?"
422. "Did he say he had Plate Mail +5? I stop running and fight him!"
423. "Hey, do you guys think that this might just be an illusio...(whack)"
424. "I pick the lock on the magic shop window."
425. "We charge!"
426. "We carefully, QUIETLY, truck down the hall."
427. "Save the equipment!"
428. when the ranger fumbles a javelin of lightning (starting with the ranger himself, down the party to the DM: "Oh no! Oh fuck. You didn't? You Did!! What did you do?"
429. DM: "You encounter a hallway..." PC: "I roll initiative and fight the hallway."
430. DM: "You ... look down... a hallway that ends in twenty feet."
PC: "The hallway has twenty feet? Ewww, I'm not going down there."
431. PC1: "I can kill that demon in 3 rounds!"
PC2: "I can kill that demon in 2 rounds!"
DM: "PC2, kill that demon!"
432. Large dragon: "What treasure could you give me that I might spare your life?"
Adventurer: "A breath mint?"
433. "It can't talk to us like that!"
434. "No problem: I'll confine that demon in a Force Field.. whoops.. I've just remembered I haven't studied any Force Fields today.."
435. "Sure: if you're an Archmage then I'm the king o' dragons" (told by a halfling to a gruffy old fellow in a tavern)
436. DM: "You see the dragon is wearing an earring.. and it radiates magic"
PC: "Yeah, sure: an earring of spell turning.. C'mon! Meteor Storm!"
DM: "Ok, roll to save from your own spell"
437. PC: "I'm basically invincible now. Only a Disintegrate spell could kill me, and only if my roll to save was a natural 1.."
DM: "Roll a ST vs Disintegrate.."
438. "I wonder what could this rune mean.. Okay, I'll try and read it aloud.."
XXX. "Oops."
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