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Date Posted: 09:52:03 03/29/03 Sat
Author: DammitBoy!
Author Host/IP: cache-rl05.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.189.101
Subject: Re: superior appearance and chick-magnet status .....
In reply to: Khronos 's message, "Re: I find myself curious as to how you guys actually view me?" on 04:36:14 03/29/03 Sat

>I don't know? I remember Flame pestering the hell out of you to send her a picture for viewing, but you always refused to do so (even after she sent you something, from Playboy no doubt, but at least she sent something!). Of course we have the many lenghty diatribes from you where you regale us with the tales of your superior appearance and chick-magnet status.

I'm confused, did I ask about my physical appearance? Ya goober!

Flame sent me several pictures of herself. A couple were glamour shots but the others were personal photos (she's very attractive, regardless). I didn't solicit them from her and her constant harping for a photo made me suspect she just wanted to post one at her evil chick board. They regularly photoshopped guys photos over there with gruesome results for their amusement. I don't know if you ever went there, but those chicks make us look like panty-waist chicken-shit fairies! They reaffirm my belief that all women are evil succubus in nice packages. By the way, Flame sent me a few voice mails, and her voice is magical. Truly a sirens call of Homeric scale (bonerific).

>I seem to recall a bizarre usage of a broom stick on a pool table in one of those tales?

A guy I play pool with uses a broom as a cue to intimidate lesser players. He only tried that crap on me once. He also loves to trash talk while shooting. He's head of the DEA task force for our county. It pays to know this guy, and we get along - but I love taking his money at the pooltable.

>So if we were to take you at your word you're quite the rake?

I'll e-mail you a family photo if you promise not to post it anywhere. Which speaks to how highly I think of you.

>Occassionally though I wonder if you really aren't Gromnir just pulling our chains for your own perverse amusement?

Hah! Good Fun! I still wonder if Bullock isn't Gromnir.

>But then I scratch that notion because while it is plausable, I just don't think it's likely for a variety of reasons (Grom's haughtiness always made you seem downright modest in comparrison).

Yeah, as much as I like the guy, he does put on airs. Coming from me, that's saying quite a lot! Regardless he is very talented, it's a shame we couldn't bring him over to the darkside.

>I think you're a hell of a guy (as are most here at the AOF). You're funny, intelligent, and a "regular" guy. You remind me of people I've known all my life. The kind of people that are a lot of fun to be around. That make even the most routine of tasks enjoyable (a beer run that turns into something more, a pre-dawn saturday morning spent in a duck blind without getting off a decent shot but that happens to be your best day in the field in years, sitting around shooting the shit...). You strike me as the kind of person I'd like to know in real life. Someone I could feel good about getting our kids together for a day at the lake.

Hey! I thought I said to keep the ass-slurping to a minimum?

>Good people.

Thanks, that means something coming from our goodwill ambassador, unless you meant something else by that 'beer run turning into something more thing' (gotta watch you Georgia boys).

Honestly though, you seem to have it all going on in your life and more power to ya buddy! You are the moral compass for the board and god knows we need it.

Although we seem to have influenced your debating style of late.... perhaps Vicki was right, hah!

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